tagged w/ Anus
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There may be nothing more harmful than a rumor when it comes to the health of the democratic process. That's why the rumor that Newt Gingrich has bleached his anus is such a travesty. How dare anyone suggest that Mr. Gingrich, whose anus is a black as coal, as black as night, as black as obsidian, and as puckered as a floating space anus, has been bleaching his tender vestibule.
We must fight this destructive trend by squelching scurrilous rumors with the truth. Therefore, Mr. Gingrich, bring back democracy. Bend over, show us your true colors, and make America whole again!There may be nothing more harmful than a rumor when it comes to the health of the... more
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SARASOTA, Fla. -- Inmates from time to time get caught using a natural body cavity to smuggle items into jail, but what happened recently is a new mark.
As the Sarasota Herald Tribune reported, 33-year-old Neil Lansing was sentenced to jail on drug charges and was going through a routine strip search when jail officials noticed something sticking out of his rear end.
Upon removing the condom, they discovered many more items: 17 blue pills, 1 cigarette, 6 matches, a flint, a syringe, lip balm, a CVS receipt and a coupon.
Lansing now faces additional charges of drug possession and smuggling contraband into a jail.
http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/article/191630/82/Inmate-Caught-With-30-Items-in-AnusSARASOTA, Fla. -- Inmates from time to time get caught using a natural body cavity to... more
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Anal cancer constitutes 1-2% of gastrointestinal cancers (colon, stomach, liver, pancreas, and oesophagus), but this unusual growth or tumor is dangerous as it can be life-threatening if left ignored and untreated. It causes 600 people to die in the United States annually with 4,000 new cases being diagnosed for anal cancer each year.Anal cancer constitutes 1-2% of gastrointestinal cancers (colon, stomach, liver,... more
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In a recent opinion poll, consumers preferred the new Union Bank logo, a stylized red vagina, to Walmart’s yellow puckered anus, by a margin of two-to-one. [more]
-- www.TheSkunk.orgIn a recent opinion poll, consumers preferred the new Union Bank logo, a stylized red... more
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A German retiree is taking a hospital to court after she went in for a leg operation and got a new anus instead, the Daily Telegraph is reporting.A German retiree is taking a hospital to court after she went in for a leg operation... more
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