tagged w/ Biscuits
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Tuesday's edition of my twice a week LIVE talk show.Watch
the show here on Current TV on Tues & Thurs.
In today's show :
I always get in such a state.
Am I missing out on a buisness ?
Blue screen of death.
I've bought second hand T-shirts from ebay.
A stack of paper.
Cashback.
People have lost their pride in work.
Time to think.
Would you buy water from me ?
Coats and boots for points.
Watching television in bits.
Take your time.
The awful "Big Brother".
How much does I.T.cost businesses ?
What was he talking about ?
Much more stable.
How long does a laptop last ?
Mikey Holt on the Skype.
Time.
Would you really want to mix with that lot ?
Combining the two shows.
They can't afford me for two hours.
A package has arrived.
Bits of music.
What do you collect ?
Where are the variety shows ?
Please be careful of scissors.
Remember your old computer ?
How much is a P.O. box per year ?
Sega megadive.
Some presenters sound like they just don't bother.
Does spending more always mean better ?
Lots of biscuits.
Plastic ones that do not cut.
Don't be spending money on sending me things.
The insides of toilet rolls.
chris@unitedkingdomtalk.co.uk
WWW.UNITEDKINGDOMTALK.CO.UKTuesday's edition of my twice a week LIVE talk show.Watch
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A biscuit factory employee has had possibly the worst first day at work after being kidnapped by the man put in charge of training him.
During a drinks break his superior drove the car in the wrong direction to their place of work and refused to pull over.
Police chief Scott Jackson said: "It obviously fits the elements of a kidnapping."A biscuit factory employee has had possibly the worst first day at work after being... more
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A fantastic twist on the traditional biscuits and gravy in celebration of National Biscuits and Gravy Week.A fantastic twist on the traditional biscuits and gravy in celebration of National... more
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Saturday's edition of my three times a week talk show.Watch the show here ion CURRENT TV on Tues, Thurs & Sats.
In today's show :
Anyone had a face job ?
Ron picks the blueberrys out.
Listen carefully.
Suko won't say my name.
A new coat from the sales.
The old blue coat.
Negative comments.
A tin of biscuits.
Flish Fleardon.
Wearing a quilt.
A smell in the kitchen.
Broken zip.
A hug from behind.
You must feel something ?
Don't pay for a name.
A tube of toothpaste.
A fine line to tread.
My weekly dj mixes are at http://www.chrisreardonshow.co.uk
Cat fur everywhere.
Falling asleep to birds singing.
Flying a plane.
For Joe - www.dogbreedinfo.com/hairlessbreeds.htm
Why is Katie digging holes ?
Webcams everywhere.
The beautiful flowers and birds singing.
Looking butch again.
Come and say hello.
An ideal gift.
Sunbed or botox ?
More bingo.
Pleading poverty.
Winning hanging basket awards.
My karaoke songs.
The girl in the barbers shop.
chris@unitedkingdomtalk.co.uk
WWW.UNITEDKINGDOMTALK.CO.UKSaturday's edition of my three times a week talk show.Watch the show here ion... more
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Hi there.. This posting is no informative news story, but a call for help from all you kind folk to help Current UK resolve a staff debate. Earlier this week, some promotional people swung by our offices here in London and dropped a huge box of the new Kellogg's Special K 'Mini Bites' at our front desk. We now have few hundred of these things next to our communal fruit bowl. I'm not sure how may of you have snaked on these yet, but for those that have, this is where your help is needed. Reverend Toby, our Technical Administrator claims these provisions are not 'biscuit-like' enough to classify as biscuits.. whilst Rich and myself here in online are pretty sure its biscuits that we are eating. Now for the sake of biscuit typecasting - please help us get to the bottom of this.
What is a biscuit?Hi there.. This posting is no informative news story, but a call for help from all... more
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY LEE.24 TODAY.
Thursday's edition of my three times a week talk show. Watch the show here on Current TV on Tues, Thurs & Sats.
In today's show :
Human flavour pizza.
Eat those biscuits.
Jacket & tie.
Smile with me.
Put me on pause.
Sleep walking.
What to do when there is a lightning storm.
Chelsea, Lauren, and their mum.
Respecting how other people live.
The worlds worst dresser.
Do you worry about your children going out ?
All digital.
Changing the days when I record the shows - what do you think ?
Prize suggestions please.
What about the bones ?
COUGH COUGH - Oh the dust !
My memory is fading.
Too much ice cream.
Making new friends.
I am right except when wrong with myself ???
Not the cheap perfume.
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WWW.UNITEDKINGDOMTALK.CO.UKHAPPY BIRTHDAY LEE.24 TODAY.
Thursday's edition of my three times a week talk... more
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Fig roll production has slumped because there's a severe shortage of the fruit. The problem has been blamed on a drought in Turkey, the UK's main supplier. Exceptionally hot weather in the country last summer had a huge impact on the number of figs grown, and also effected the survival of the pollinating fig wasp, leading to vastly depleted stocks.
Prepare for the streets to be full of constipated biscuit-lovers.Fig roll production has slumped because there's a severe shortage of the fruit.... more
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Madonna has revealed that her attempts to seduce husband Guy Ritchie were once defeated by biscuits.
The pop icon – who last week gushed about her "incredible" love life – says her film director husband went off sex while trying to lose weight on Hollywood's latest craze, the Cookie Diet, which involved Ritchie eating up to four biscuits instead of breakfast and lunch.Madonna has revealed that her attempts to seduce husband Guy Ritchie were once... more
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