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Hour one of PCW B.A.S.S.
PCW B.A.S.S.
Hack’s Rusty Nail Saloon
Wauseon, OH
Monday November 21st
Host: Johnny Suave
Suave comes out to explain why PCW didn’t air last week. It was because the Super Committee, consisting of members of the PCW Executive and Competition Committees, couldn’t come to an agreement on how the show should go.
MATCH #1
PCW WOMEN’S TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH:
(c) The Korver Sisters: Kelly and Korey (D)
vs.
The Mercenaries: Dawn McGill and Svetlana Kovalevski (I)
Earlier in the day, Democrats pinned the failure of the 12-member Select Joint Committee on Deficit Reduction on the GOP’s subservience to Grover…
MATCH #2
PCW TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH
(c) Jack and Joe Schmidt (R) w/Ron Paul (R-TX)
vs.
“The Self Proclaimed Savior of the Middle Class” Big Labor and James the Jeep Worker (D) w/Richard Trumka
BACKSTAGE
PCW CEO Barack Obama (D-IL) talks with PCW Investigative Reporter Woodward Bernstein about Michelle Obama’s reception yesterday at a NASCAR event.
Obama says he couldn’t believe that the fans booed his wife and Jill Biden after ‘all that he’s done for them.’Hour one of PCW B.A.S.S.
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Grover Cleveland Alexander, a right-handed professional American baseball pitcher, In his freshman year, Grover Cleveland Alexander led the big-league with 28 triumphs but after the MLB season of 1917Grover Cleveland Alexander, a right-handed professional American baseball pitcher, In... more
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A look at some of the more famous and infamous people born on today’s date in history.A look at some of the more famous and infamous people born on today’s date in... more
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Here is an apology bill from the Clinton Administration that declares the illegal activities against the Hawaiian Kingdom and the injustices that the United States of America has done to its’ people and its’ future as an Sovereignty as an Independent Nation. American continues its’ efforts in occupying countries without the consent of the people or governments. Pakistan, Syria, Iraq, Afghanistan have been the most recent Nations affected by the American Armed Forces, whom have made it clear that they no longer need or want the assistance of this corrupt system because of the actions that the U.S. government assimilates and causes injustices to native peoples of these countries. Who will stop the U.S. from encouraging illegal activities and occupation from sovereign nations?Here is an apology bill from the Clinton Administration that declares the illegal... more
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Looking for a solid investment in this difficult financial market? Try celebrity body parts. The current owner of Napoleon Bonaparte's penis, Evan Lattimer of Englewood, N.J., recently turned down an offer of $100,000 for the fabled organ. Not bad for a relic purchased in 1977 by her father, the famous Columbia University urologist Dr. John Kingsley Lattimer, for a mere $3,000--about $10,000 in today's money.
Napoleon should be proud, given that his manhood was often the butt of cruel jokes while he was alive. (The item is not exactly imposing today: Dried out like a piece of beef jerky, the mummified organ is only about an inch and a half long, laid on a wad of cotton wool, although the antique leather presentation case in which it is preserved is very tasteful, embossed with a gold crown and the letter "N").
Le Petit Corporal isn't the only deceased militant bringing in the bucks. A lock of Che Guevara's hair sold for $100,000 last year in Dallas. (It had been cut from his corpse by CIA operatives after he was killed in Bolivia.)
But not every body part hits the jackpot. Take Albert Einstein's eyeballs, which the scientist's former ophthalmologist, Henry Abrams, reportedly still keeps in a safety deposit box. Abrams, who is now 96, tried to sell the items in the early 1990s. The figure of $5 million was bandied about, and rumors spread that Michael Jackson was interested--who else?--but then Abrams got cold feet and the whole sale collapsed.
Still, the investment potential is huge. And luckily, there are enough celebrity body parts available to make up a luminary Frankenstein.
Abraham Lincoln's skull fragments are on display in Walter Reed Army Hospital in Washington, D.C., at the National Museum of Health and Medicine. They have never been up for sale, but the president's blood-stained shirt collar will go under the hammer on Nov. 20, touted in the auction catalog as "the finest single 'blood relic' that exists" from the assassination night at Ford's Theater.
Galileo's withered finger can be seen in a museum in Florence, Italy, where it is kept in an egg-shaped glass resembling a football trophy. Bits of President Grover Cleveland's jaw are on display in the Mutter Museum in Philadelphia. Beethoven's ear bones were removed during autopsy and passed around by collectors for years. They were lost in the later 19th century but may yet resurface on the market--after all, parts of his skull turned up in California in 2005.
Given the recent collapse of the global equities markets, maybe investors should give up trading stocks and begin haunting the world's top celebrity cemeteries, like Westwood Village Memorial Park in Los Angeles, where Marilyn Monroe is buried, or the Père Lachaise in Paris, home to luminaries ranging from Oscar Wilde to Jim Morrison. Admittedly, you really have to have the stomach for this sort of memorabilia trading. When push comes to shove, many financial dilettantes may baulk at the prospect of having pieces of Napoleon or Beethoven lying around the house. It might all seem a little, well, creepy.
On the other hand, perhaps our interest in celebrity body parts isn't entirely morbid. There's something very human about this fascination, as if we must convince ourselves that these astonishing historical figures were once actual living beings, not demigods who sprang from the heavens. They had awkward adolescences, suffered dental problems, fell in and out of love. Our interest springs from the same source as our passion for lurid celebrity gossip that dominates tabloids. Buying Einstein's eyeballs is only a step away from the trade in Madonna's bras or George Clooney's cuff links.Looking for a solid investment in this difficult financial market? Try celebrity body... more
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Well it had to happen sooner or later, the preferred would’ve been sooner, but anyone wearing green and gold will have to be happy that it wasn’t any later than Friday night. It was a night of positives for a team in much need of anything that would change the negativity the team has struggled through since the beginning of the second half. Dallas Braden had his longest stint of the season, Brad Ziegler tied the Oakland Athletics longest scoreless streak, and Emil Brown along with Rajai Davis powered the A’s to a win over another struggling franchise, the Detroit Tigers...Well it had to happen sooner or later, the preferred would’ve been sooner, but... more
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