tagged w/ Republican Platform
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Just one man's opinion.
...make that 2.
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Three Facts About John McCain's Extreme Position on Choice:
John McCain is running on the Republican platform, which would ban all abortions - even in cases of rape and incest.
John McCain voted to criminalize doctors who support women in their reproductive choices, even when a woman's health is at risk.
Since 1983, John McCain has voted 125 times against women's reproductive health choices.
John McCain: Out of Touch with Women's Lives...
Check the Facts:ABC News, 8/20/08;
The Chicago Tribune, Eric Zorn, 8/28/08.
Senate vote 51, 3/13/03.
The New Republic, 8/27/08. Three Facts About John McCain's Extreme Position on Choice:
John McCain is... more
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Disgraced cult leader and delusional kiddie-pimp, Warren Jeffs, currently serving 10 years to life at Utah State Prison, has started a fresh chapter in his life with the declaration of his newly inspired devotion to the Republican party. Jeffs attributes his rebirth to the selection of Sarah Palin as McCain's running mate and "particularly to her pregnant 17-year-old daughter." [more]
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Disgraced cult leader and delusional kiddie-pimp, Warren Jeffs, currently serving 10... more
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ST. PAUL, MN / SPECIAL TO THE SKUNK --The head psychic on staff at TheSkunk.org has peered into the mind of John McCain to obtain the highly guarded acceptance speech he will be delivering tonight at the Republican Convention. What follows is the full speech, pieced together directly from Senator McCain’s head, transcribed in full and presented here as a public service to our readers. [more]
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ST. PAUL, MN / SPECIAL TO THE SKUNK --The head psychic on staff at TheSkunk.org has... more
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ST. PAUL — Republican Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin has announced today that her three-year-old daughter, Sniglet, is four-months pregnant.
“We’re very proud that Sniglet has chosen to keep the baby,” said Palin, “and prouder that she was able to do it without any instruction in human sexuality.” [more]
--TheSkunk.org
ST. PAUL — Republican Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin has announced today... more
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Sen. John McCain's polling numbers have remained consistent over the last four months, with the exception of one category, the Lunatic Fringe, where he is steadily gaining ground. [more]
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Sen. John McCain's polling numbers have remained consistent over the last four... more
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With the announcement of Governor Sarah Palin of Alaska — a runner-up in the 1984 Miss Alaska pageant — as his choice for vice president, Senator John McCain believes he is making progress in bringing the “horny” vote to his camp. [more]
--TheSkunk.org
With the announcement of Governor Sarah Palin of Alaska — a runner-up in the... more
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WASHINGTON, DC - Conservative talk show host Rush Limbaugh has undergone the world’s first successful oral-anal transplant. [more]
--TheSkunk.orgWASHINGTON, DC - Conservative talk show host Rush Limbaugh has undergone the... more
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SEDONA, AZ - Following his admission that he is no expert on the economy, presumptive Republican presidential nominee Sen. John McCain today gave a list to the media of other areas where he is "no expert." [more]
--TheSkunk.orgSEDONA, AZ - Following his admission that he is no expert on the economy, presumptive... more
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