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A vicar has said he feels like 'a lemon' at funeral services when mourners listen to Tina Turner and bad poetry as a loved one is cremated.
Father Ed Tomlinson, of St Barnabas' Church, said he feared that his presence at funerals was 'pointless'.
'Many families I have conducted funerals for have absolutely no desire for any Christian content whatsoever,' he wrote on his blog.
'I have then stood at the crem like a lemon, wondering why on earth I am present at the funeral of somebody led in by the tunes of Tina Turner.
'What is the point of my being present if spiritually unwanted?'
Those who chose a non-religious ceremony were conned by 'humanists' making money from death, he said (Because the church never makes money from funerals right?)
He added: 'I still have the gorgeous liturgy of the requiem mass to look forward to. Whereas the best our secularist friends can hope for is a poem from Nan combined with a saccharine message from a pop star before being popped in the oven with no hope of resurrection.'
But the Tunbridge Wells vicar was criticised for being insensitive.
ooer what would god say? and if god isnt happy with Tina Turner playing at a funeral then would he be happy about a man of god having a blog?A vicar has said he feels like 'a lemon' at funeral services when mourners... more
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Reverend David Gilmore is defending the drug activity at a brothel in Soho, despite police claims that the venue attracts drug dealers and theives.Reverend David Gilmore is defending the drug activity at a brothel in Soho, despite... more
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Vicars have taken to the catwalk to model a new range of Christian clothes, made by companies such as J Wippell Ltd and Shinglers of Sutton.Vicars have taken to the catwalk to model a new range of Christian clothes, made by... more
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Recently a vicar was sent to prison as police found child porn images on a hard drive of his personal computer. According to the details Reverend Richard Hart, 59 who works as a vicar pleaded guilty to twelve charges of making indecent images of children, and four charges were of taking indecent images of children and five for possession of the pictures. He will be sent to prison for three and a half years.Recently a vicar was sent to prison as police found child porn images on a hard drive... more
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