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Last night at PCW Minnesota Mayhem from the Williams Arena in Minneapolis, MN
‘The Massachusetts Redblood’ Mitt Romney (R-MA) entered the arena in high spirits along with his wrestler, Yamamoto Tanaka (R).
Who looked to stem the Romney tidal wave? Rick Santorum (R-PA) and his charge, The Right Rev. Randy Richardson- the former Triple R, that’s who.
MATCH #1
‘New Age Sensitive Guy’ Blaine Thomas-Taylor (D) of Politically Correct w/ Soccer Mom (D)
vs.
T-Roy (R) w/former head of the Susan G. Komen Race for the Cure Karen Handel
Big Oil Promo
Big Oil (R) claims that the end of the world is here because… GAS PRICES WILL GO BACK OVER $4 A GALLON BY MEMORIAL DAY!
MATCH #2
Arizona Rough Justice: D.B. Ruff and Connor Justice (R) w/Sheriff Joe Arpaio
vs.
Occupy Wall Street: Nate and Shane (D) w/Adam
MAIN EVENT:
Minnesota Mayhem Match
K-Roy (R) w/Newt Gingrich (R-GA)
Magnum PO’d (R) w/Robbyn Masters and Ron Paul (R-TX)
Yamamoto Tanaka (R) w/’The Massachusetts Redblood’ Mitt Romney (R-MA)
Rick Santorum came out next. Romney got on the mic and wanted to know where his wrestler was.Last night at PCW Minnesota Mayhem from the Williams Arena in Minneapolis, MN... more
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PCW Reno Rage Results
Winnemucca Convention Center
Winnemucca, NV
Saturday February 4th, 2012
Okay, the first question. Why is Reno Rage being held in Winnemucca, NV?
The Massachusetts Bluebloods: Jay F. Kennedy and Ray F. Kennedy (D) w/John F’n Kerry (D-MA) defeated the Religious Right: Rev. Oral Hinnrich and Rev. Buddy Flambe (R)
‘Tin Cup‘ Ray McAvay (Tea Party) got a rare victory over Brad Company (I)
PCW’s Queen of Extreme Valora Salinas (I) destroyed Peta from PETA (D).
New Age Sensitive Guy’ Blaine Thomas-Taylor (D) defeated Dave the Mechanic (I) in a match where he had to have apologized at least seventeen times.
Reno Rage Match
K-Roy (R) w/Newt Gingrich (R-GA)
Magnum PO’d (R) w/Robbyn Masters and Ron Paul (R-TX)
Yamamoto Tanaka (R) w/’The Massachusetts Redblood’ Mitt Romney (R-MA)
The Right Rev. Randy Richardson (R) w/Rick Santorum (R-PA)
The crowd was about half the level into Jim Schmidt (R) when he wrestled for Ron Paul as they were for Magnum PO’d. (Plus, having Robbyn Masters there certainly didn’t hurt either).
Early on, Rev. Richardson did a small move and then inexplicatively jumped on the middle turnbuckle. He posed for the crowd as if he just scored a pin and then ran into the waiting clutches of Tanaka. Tanaka powerbombed Rev. Richardson and then replicated his celebration. Ron Paul went around and high-fived every fan in the front row around the ring. Magnum PO’d hit the Porsche Plunge on Richardson. Magnum went for the pin but Gingrich pulled the referee out of the ring. Paul ran to the back to get another referee.
Meanwhile, Richardson used a chair on Tanaka which only served to royally piss off the Japanese SuperDestroyer. Richardson then got in his face, there was shoving, and then a choke slam on Richardson. Tanaka sent the Right Reverend over the top rope and facilitated elimination number one of the match.
Tanaka shook off Magnum’s attempt to Porsche Plunge him and powerbombed him through a table outside the ring for the second elimination of the match.
K-Roy jumped on Tanaka’s back and tried to choke him out. Tanaka backed hard into the corner turnbuckle and squashed K-Roy. Then to the top rope, Japanese SuperDestroyer, and time to catch the next flight to Minneapolis for Tuesday’s PCW Minnesota Mayhem.
WINNER: Yamamoto Tanaka @ 10:31
Romney shakes Tanaka’s hand and then takes off to head to the airport.PCW Reno Rage Results
Winnemucca Convention Center
Winnemucca, NV
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Last night on PCW Politics is War on P-SPAN from the Comanche County Fairgrounds in Lawton, Oklahoma...
A 10 bell salute to the late, great boxing trainer, Angelo Dundee.
Donald Trump (R)
MATCH #1
Dr. Annabel ‘The Cannibal’ Lecktor w/FBI Agent Charlize Starling and Roseanne Barr (Green Party)
vs.
‘Texas Cowgirl’ Haley Dallas (R)
Next, ‘The Massachusetts Redblood’ Mitt Romney (R-MA) entered the arena coming off a very successful night at PCW Tussle in Tallahassee.
Mitch McConnell (R-KY) told Fox News hot newsbabe Megyn Kelly
PCW RANKINGS
PCW WORLD CHAMPION: Daniel-San (R)
PCW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: Big Labor/James the Jeep Worker (D)
PCW WOMEN’S CHAMPION: Kathryn Randall Collins (D)
PCW TELEVISION CHAMPION: ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism (D)
SINGLES CONTENDERS:
#1- Valora Salinas (I)
#2- ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism (D)
#3- Yamamoto Tanaka (R)
#4- ‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott (I)
#5- Charlie Blackwell (I)
TAG TEAM CONTENDERS:
#1- Corporate Might: Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit (R)
#2- California Teachers Union: ‘The Foul Pole’ Andy Golatta/Malibu Dusty (D)
#3- Jack and Joe Schmidt (R-Libertarian)
#4- Charlie Blackwell/Mike the Mechanic (I)
#5- Paul Ryan’s Raiders: Nick Ray and Kevin Collins (R)
WOMEN’S CONTENDERS:
#1- Valora Salinas (I)
#2- Sarah Mae Smith (R)
#3- Kalee Jones- The Eskimo Queen (R)
#4- Union Maid (D)
#5- ‘Texas Cowgirl’ Haley Dallas (R)
MATCH #2
‘The Bureaucrat’ Jordan Metzger (D)
vs.
Blue Dog D (D) w/Heath Shuler (D-NC)
Finally, the moment we’ve waited for. Donald Trump’s procession makes its way to the ring.Last night on PCW Politics is War on P-SPAN from the Comanche County Fairgrounds in... more
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PCW Tussle in Tallahassee Results
Leon County Civic Center
Tallahassee, Florida
Tuesday January 31st, 2012
Announcer: Johnny Suave
Suave ran down the show.
The main event tonight is a four way Republican dance between K-Roy, representing Newt Gingrich (R-GA), ‘American Citizen‘ Kevin Scott- ‘The Massachusett’s Red Blood’ Mitt Romney (R-MA), The Right Rev. Randy Richardson- Rick Santorum (R-PA), and Jim Schmidt- Ron Paul (R-TX).
Also on the show, Kathryn Randall Collins (D) to put her PCW Women’s title on the line against Kalee Jones- The Eskimo Queen (R).
O’Beck Bahama (D) Retires
Then backstage, PCW Daniel-San ruffled a lot of feathers with his remarks about his recent ‘rebirth.’
MATCH #1- PCW Women’s Title Match
Kalee Jones- The Eskimo Queen (R) w/’The Alaskan Pitbull’ Sarah Palin (R-AK)
vs.
PCW Women’s Champion Kathryn Randall Collins (D) w/Women for Women: Code Pink and Emily List (D)
MATCH #2- PCW TELEVISION TITLE MATCH
TV Champion ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism (D) w/the Skanky Rich Bimbos (Kim and Kourtney)
vs.
Dave the Mechanic (AmerHeartland) w/Tequila Sheila
MAIN EVENT- FLORIDA FOUR WAY DANCE
K-Roy (R)- Newt Gingrich (R-GA)
The Right Rev. Randy Richardson (R)- Rick Santorum (R-PA)
Jim Schmidt (R)- Ron Paul (R-TX)
The ring announcer paused and everyone looked at the ramp. First out, the PCW Champion Daniel-San (R), John Creese and his Cobra Cons. The crowd booed the PCW Champion unmercifully as the group headed down the ramp. Next out, the leader of the Republicans Rance Priebus. Priebus took the microphone and announced for ‘The Massachusetts Redblood’ Mitt Romney…
Yamamoto Tanaka
HT: 6′ 9″ WT: 350, HOME: Nagano, Japan
FIN: Japanese Super DestroyerPCW Tussle in Tallahassee Results
Leon County Civic Center
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And then there was two…actually four but the media has zeroed in on Gingrich v. Romney.
K-Roy, representing Newt Gingrich, was viciously assaulted Thursday night on PCW Politics is War on P-SPAN by the Republican Establishment while PCW CEO Barack Obama (D) and his supporters watched.
Can K-Roy turn it around Tuesday night? Is the stage set for a breakthrough by Mitt Romney and his wrestler- ‘American Citizen‘ Kevin Scott? Tune in Tuesday night as PCW presents ‘Tussle in Tallahassee.’And then there was two…actually four but the media has zeroed in on Gingrich v.... more
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PCW Politics is War on P-SPAN Report
Viking Hall
Bristol, TN
Thursday January 26th, 2012
Host: Johnny Suave
Suave begins but is interrupted by a commotion in the back.
Bernstein is in the back. In the background, Arizona Governor Jan Brewer (R) is in the middle of an intense conversation with PCW CEO Barack Obama (D-IL).
MATCH #1
Charlie Blackwell (American Heartland) vs. ‘The Japanese SuperDestroyer’ Yamamoto Tanaka (D) w/Reika
Charlie Blackwell (American Heartland Coalition)
HT: 6′ 4″ WT: 215 HOME: New Braunfels, TX
FIN: Tazzmission (Katahajime)
MGR: Kenzie Blackwell
Yamamoto Tanaka (D)
HT: 6′ 9″ WT: 350, HOME: Nagano, Japan
FIN: Japanese Super Destroyer
MGR: Mrs. Miyagi
Tanaka is furious and storms into PCW Executive Committee Chief Harry Reid‘s (D-NV) office.
MATCH #2- Hostages on a Pole Match
Navy Seals 1 and 2 vs. Pirate Captain Jack Suarez and Pirate First Mate Jay
Steve Hunter’s Three Sentence Political Commentary- because three sentences is all you need to get your point across.
TOPIC: Governor Jan Brewer of Arizona v. President Obama- Dust Up in Arizona
Jennifer Rubin of the Washington Post walks out and announces that Newt Gingrich can’t win.
Steve Hunter’s Three Sentence Political Commentary- because three sentences is all you need to get your point across.
TOPIC: Democratic Rep. Jan Schakowsky (Ill.) re: Keystone XL- “Twenty thousand jobs is really not that many jobs, and investing in green technologies will produce that and more…”
K-Roy is still in the ring. Finally, ‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott runs out and it’s on again.PCW Politics is War on P-SPAN Report
Viking Hall
Bristol, TN
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PCW Extreme Political TV
North Charleston Arena
North Charleston, SC
Monday January 23rd, 2012
Host: Johnny Suave
From PCW South Carolina Slaughter This Past Saturday Night
[...Kevin Scott hits a Russian legsweep on K-Roy. Roll up...1...2..
Romney hit the ring and cut a promo with full guns blazing on Gingrich.
MATCH #1
'American Citizen' Kevin Scott (R) w/"The Massachusetts Redblood' Mitt Romney (R-MA) vs. K-Roy (R) w/Newt Gingrich (R-GA)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAetv47b-Eg&feature=g-logo&context=G2a615e1FOAAAAAAAWAA
The crowd stands and gives Congresswoman Giffords a standing ovation.
Recap- Daniel-San's (I) PCW Title Defense vs. Valora Salinas (I) from PCW South Carolina Slaughter
SPECIAL MUSICAL GUEST:
Charlie Ray Carlson and the Co-Dependents
'Shut Up and Drink My Beer"
Recap: PCW Women's Champion Valora Salinas (I) vs. Kathryn Randall Collins (D) Match from PCW South Carolina SlaughterPCW Extreme Political TV
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North Charleston, SC
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PCW South Carolina Slaughter Report
Colonial Life Arena
Columbia, South Carolina
Saturday January 21st, 2012
K-Roy (R), seconded by Newt Gingrich (R-GA) pinned ‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott (R) at 16:22 to win at South Carolina Slaughter tonight in Columbia, South Carolina.
After Chuck Norris hit the ring and connected with a spinning heel kick on Scott, K-Roy hit a K-Bomb on the ‘American Citizen’ to set up the final pin. Also making a difference in the match, ‘The Alaskan Pitbull’ Sarah Palin (R-AK) who made the save on a pin attempt by Scott. ‘The Massachusetts Redblood’ Mitt Romney (R-MA) got into a heated argument with Palin afterwards and K-Roy seized on the momentum change to swing the match in his direction.
Post match, Romney vowed that he was in the Republican contest to challenge PCW CEO Barack Obama (D-IL) in the fall for the long run. He also gave Scott a vote of confidence after a tough week that’s witnessed the ascension of K-Roy as a major player in the PCW singles division.
The main event featured PCW Champion, Independent Daniel-San, accompanied to the ring by Mrs. Miyagi, versus PCW Women’s Champion and PCW’s Queen of Extreme Valora Salinas for the PCW Title.
The match started off with an impressive series of technical wrestling of all things and Daniel-San controlled the early going. But soon enough, Valora showed just why she is considered PCW’s Queen of Extreme by incorporating a steel folding chair and other sundry weaponry into the match.
After a two minute sequence that saw near-falls by both wrestlers and had the crowd on their feet, John Creese and his Cobra Conservative gang (R) – Johnny, Dutch, Tommy, and Jimmy, made their way to the ring. Creese and his group entered the ring and it appeared they were going to attack Daniel-San again. However, Creese sic’d his Cobra Cons on Valora.
Salinas, an independent with no real allies to come to her rescue, was obliterated by the four on one attack and then decked by a Crane Kick by Daniel-San that nearly took her head off. Unconscious on unable to defend herself, Daniel-San slapped on the Labell Lock and the referee called the match. However, Daniel-San refused to release the hold, even after Mrs. Miyagi pleaded with him to do so. Creese’s Cobra Cons then annihilated Mrs. Miyagi and left her in a crumpled heap in the ring.
Finally, Daniel-San left the ring with Creese and company to a chorus of boos and debris being hurled in his direction. To everyone’s great surprise, Leader of the PCW Executive Committee Harry Reid (D-NV) and Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) walked out with Democrat wrestler Kathryn Randall Collins.
Reid and Pelosi told the referee to ring the bell for a PCW Women’s title match. KRC rolled the unconscious Valora over and made the cover. Reid and Pelosi demanded that the referee make the 3 count. He does reluctantly and KRC is given the PCW Women’s Title belt as a result.
Tune in to PCW Extreme Political TV Monday night to see what ramifications there are from what went down tonight.
To recap:
K-Roy (R) w/Newt Gingrich (R-GA) defeated ‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott (R) backed by ‘The Massachusetts Redblood’ Mitt Romney (R-MA), The Right Rev. Randy Richardson (R) w/Rick Santorum (R-PA), and Jim Schmidt (R) w/Ron Paul (R-TX).
PCW Champion Daniel-San (I) retained over PCW Women’s Champion Valora Salinas (I) with the Labell Lock. Daniel-San declared his allegiance with the Republicans after the match.
Kathryn Randall Collins (D) pinned PCW Women’s Champion Valora Salinas (I) to win the Women’s title.PCW South Carolina Slaughter Report
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PCW Politics is War on P-SPAN Report
Allen County War Memorial Coliseum
Fort Wayne, IN
Thursday January 5th, 2012
Host: Johnny Suave
The first PCW Political War on P-SPAN show began with a video recap of 'American Citizen' Kevin Scott's, backed by Mitt Romney, hard fought, closer than expected victory in the Iowa Caucus Rumble match Tuesday night over The Right Reverend Randy Richardson, backed by Rick Santorum.
Rick Santorum (R-PA) opened the show in the ring crowing about his showing in Iowa on Tuesday night.
MATCH #1
Goat (I) vs. Jon Huntsman (R)
Backstage, a Republican Super-PAC visited former PCW Champion Yamamoto Tanaka...
Next, a replay of PCW CEO Barack Obama's announcement concerning the PCW Women's Tag Team title and PCW Men's Title from Tuesday night.
The start of the tournament to determine the #1 contender for the newly reactivated PCW Television Title was next.
MATCH #2- Semi-Final Match for the PCW Television Title #1 Contender
Magnum P.O.'d (R) w/Robyn Masters vs. O'Beck Bahama (D)
PCW Champion Daniel-San walked out after the commercial break and accepted the Championship Wrestling Council's Superstar of the Year award.
Next, a video replay of PCW Women's Champion Valora Salinas's rant from Tuesday night..
MAIN EVENT: Semi-Final match #2- #1 Contender for the PCW Television Title
Charlie Blackwell (American Heartland) vs. ’New Age Sensitive Guy’ Blaine Thomas-Taylor (D)PCW Politics is War on P-SPAN Report
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The results from last night’s PCW Drama in Des Moines show- the kickoff of PCW’s Road Show Across America Tour.
PCW Drama in Des Moines
Wells Fargo Arena
Des Moines, IA
Monday, January 3rd
MATCH #1- Queen of the Trailer Park Lani Harlot (R) vs. Soccer Mom (D) w/New Age Sensitive Guy
BACKSTAGE
Former PCW Champion Yamamoto Tanaka (I) and his valet/translator Reika make their surprise return to PCW
MATCH #2-
The Green World Order (GreenPete and Vegan Brock Cole Lee) with Peta from PETA and PeaceNick (D) vs. Ron Paul’s New Libertarian Army (Jack and Joe Schmidt) with Ron Paul (R-TX) and Daisy Cutter-Bomb
BACKSTAGE
Harry Reid (D-NV), leader of the PCW Executive Committee, and Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) lead a Democrat Super-PAC carrying briefcases of cash, into Yamamoto Tanaka’s dressing room.
VIDEO RECAP FROM JESUSLAND VS. PROGRESSIVEVILLE PPV
‘American Girl’ Sarah Mae Smith (R) reemerged as a legitimate contender to the Women’s title as she defeated Kathryn Randall Collins (D) in a return match for the Women’s #1 contender spot.
MATCH #3
‘American Girl’ Sarah Mae Smith (R) vs. Kathryn Randall Collins (D)
MATCH #4- Iowa Caucus Match
‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott (R) w/Mitt Romney (R-MA)
K-Roy (R) w/Newt Gingrich (R-GA)
Texas Jack (R) w/Rick Perry (R-TX)
Farmer John (R) w/Michele Bachmann (R-MN)
Jim Schmidt (R) w/Ron Paul (R-TX)
The Right Rev. Randy Richardson (R) w/Rick Santorum (R-PA)The results from last night’s PCW Drama in Des Moines show- the kickoff of... more
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I still dream of the days when I mustered the strength to pop someone's head like a zit, to just let the vitriol fly and let the pus-covered words land where they may. That day has come.I still dream of the days when I mustered the strength to pop someone's head like... more
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PCW Extreme Political TV Recap
SIU Arena
Carbondale, IL
Monday December 12th, 2011
Host: Johnny Suave
It’s the final show of the PCW Tour Across the Heartland and the go home show for next week’s Jesusland vs. Progressiveville PPV.
Rick Perry (R-TX) comes out and introduces his new commercial, ‘Strong’…
BACKSTAGE
PCW Investigative Reporter Woodward Bernstein interviews ‘American Girl’ Sarah Mae Smith (R).
MATCH #1
Charlie Blackwell (American Heartland) vs. Big Oil (R) w/Kirk Walstreit
BACKSTAGE
‘The Alaskan Pitbull’ Sarah Palin (R) walks into the arena. Suave reminds us what happened to her last week.
MATCH #2
Xavier vs. Cincinnati
Kathryn Randall Collins in in the ring with the leader of the PCW Executive Committee Harry Reid (D-NV) and former leader of the PCW Competition Committee Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) and she’s pissed.
Suave then reviews the ongoing feud between PCW Men’s Champion ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism (D) and PCW Women’s Champion Valora Salinas (I).
Except from the upcoming book: Jesusland vs. Progressiveville by Mr. A. Nominous
MATCH #3- PCW Women’s Title Match
(c) Valora Salinas (I) vs. Cassidy McConnell (D) w/’The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism (D) and Skanky Rich Bimbo Kim Kardashian
The final card for PCW Jesusland vs. Progressiveville:
Rematch- Women’s Division #1 Contender Match
‘American Girl’ Sarah Mae Smith (R) vs. Kathryn Randall Collins (D)
Smith and Collins had an epic battle Thursday night on PCW Politics is War on P-SPAN and KRC picked up the win with a little tug on Smith’s tights. Smith vows to even the score next Sunday night in a match that current PCW Women’s Champion Valora Salinas (I) will be keeping close tabs on.
Grudge Match #1
Charlie Blackwell (American Heartland Coalition) and Average Joe (Tea Party) vs. The California Teacher’s Union: ‘Foul Pole’ Andy Golatta and Malibu Dusty (D) vs. Corporate Might: Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit- the Wall Street Market Analyst with the man crush on ESPN’s Kirk Herbstreit (R) w/Texas Tex and CEO Gordon Guyko
Blackwell and Big Union have fought for several months over just who is the crusader for the middle class. Big Union has been fighting with Corporate Might over just about everything. The feuds converge into this three way tag team dance. Who will come out ahead- Big Union backed by the Democrats? Corporate Might backed by the Republicans? Or Charlie Blackwell and Average Joe?
PCW Women’s Tag Team Title Match-Three Way Dance:
(c) The Korver Sisters: Kelly and Korey (D) vs. The Mercenaries: Dawn McGill and Svetlana Kovelevski (I) vs. Merchants of Death: Angel Scott and Angel Casey (R)
Well, at Jesusland vs. Progressiveville the feud between the Korver Sisters and Merchants of Death was already going to explode. Adding the always dangerous Mercenaries to the mix?
Grudge Match #2
‘The Alaskan Pitbull’ Sarah Palin (R) vs. Current TV’s Keith Olbermann (D)
They’re on the cover of the upcoming book Jesusland vs. Progressiveville. It’s fitting that Palin and Olbermann have another epic match at the J vs. P PPV.
PCW Men’s Tag Team Title Match:
(c) Big Union: ‘The Self Proclaimed Savior of the Middle Class’ Big Labor and James the Jeep Worker (D) vs. The Schmidt Brothers: Jack and Joe w/Ron Paul (R-TX) and Jim Schmidt
Big Union won the title from Ron Paul’s protegees on November 21nd. The Schmidt Brothers, three time holders of the PCW Tag Team Titles, shoot for a fourth title reign at J vs. P.
Grudge Match #3
PCW Men’s Champion ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism (D) vs. PCW Women’s Champion Valora Salinas (I)
Chism has held multiple titles in PCW. Valora has held multiple titles in various promotions. Does Chism truly know what he’s getting himself into? Or will Valora be overmatched by Chism and his political friends.
PCW Title Match:
(c) Daniel-San (I) vs. Magnum P.O.’d (R) w/Robyn Masters and Newt Gingrich (R-GA) vs. O’Beck Bahama (D)
The bellwether match headed into 2012. Nuff said.PCW Extreme Political TV Recap
SIU Arena
Carbondale, IL
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PCW Politics is War on P-SPAN- Hour 2
QWest Center
Omaha, NE
Thursday December 8th, 2011
Host: Johnny Suave
COMMERCIAL BREAK
MATCH #3
T-Roy and K-Roy (R) vs. The Green World Order: ‘Extreme Vegan’ Brock Cole Lee and GreenPete w/PeaceNick and Peta from PETA (D)
COMMERCIAL BREAK
Alec Baldwin headed for the ring. Suave replays what went down Monday night on PCW Extreme Political TV.
MATCH #4
California Teacher’s Union: ‘Foul Pole’ Andy Golatta and Malibu Dusty (D) w/Pet Governor Jerry Brown (D-CA) vs. Tommy Frick and Ralphie Fraack (I)
BACKSTAGE
In the business office, there’s a huge brouhaha about the night’s receipts. Jon Corzine is surrounded by PCW officials.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
Separate shots of both Keith Olbermann (D) and ‘The Alaskan Pitbull’ Sarah Palin (R) entering the QWest Center earlier in the evening.
MITT ROMNEY (R-MA) HEADQUARTERS
Supporter John Sununu (R-NH) bangs his fist on the table and says: ““The off-the-cuff comment, for example, that Gingrich throws out on occasion is a reflection on the off-the-cuff thinking that he goes through to deal with issues, and that is not what you want in a commander in chief.”
RON PAUL’S (R-TX) HEADQUARTERS
As Ron Paul also frets about Gingrich’s rise, Jack Schmidt (R) paces back and forth. Paul tries to think of some way to ‘expose’ Gingrich’s weaknesses.
MAIN EVENT:
O’Beck Bahama (D) vs. ‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott (R) w/Mitt Romney (R-MA)
BACKSTAGE
‘The Alaskan Pitbull’ Sarah Palin, one half of the cover for the novel Jesusland vs. Progressiveville, is laid out on the floor unconscious.
Suave: “HOLY CRAP! SOMEONE TOOK OUT THE ALASKAN PITBULL! WHO DID IT? WE’LL FIND OUT NEXT WEEK.PCW Politics is War on P-SPAN- Hour 2
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Omaha, NE
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PCW Extreme Political TV Recap
Gallagher-Iba Arena
Stillwater, OK
Monday December 5th, 2011
Host: Johnny Suave
MATCH #1
American Airlines Flight Attendent defeated Alec Baldwin @ 7:22
-it all began with a flight attendant scolded Baldwin for playing ‘Word with Friends’ on his iPad while the airplane was at the gate. Baldwin then got up and demanded to know what her name was and it escalated from there.
BCS Chief Bill Hancock walks out and is roundly booed by the Stillwater crowd. Hancock crows that ‘once again, the BCS has delivered.’ He says the best two teams, Alabama and LSU, are in this game and ‘obviously, the media who votes in the AP poll, agrees with it.’
Charlie Blackwell and his Les Miserables walk out and calls the BCS a fraud.
Hancock: “In the BCS, every game counts.”
Blackwell: “Tell that to Boise State. The Mountain West. The Mid-American Conference.”
Then Oklahoma State Coach Mike Gundy comes out and let’s the BCS have it in his own inimitable style…
Suave: “Isn’t Mike Gundy 43 now?”
Hancock is tackled from behind by Boise State football coach Chris Peterson. Then the University of Alabama field goal kicker runs out. He tries to kick Peterson…but he misses. The kicker tries again…he misses a second time. The kicker keeps trying…but he keeps missing the mark.
PCW CEO Barack Obama at Osawatomie, Kansas
Obama: “Good to be back in Texas.”
Suave: “Huh? You know if Rick Perry or Sarah Palin or any other conservative candidate would said that, it’d be all over the news. Kansas. Texas. Pre-law. Pre-med.”
MATCH #2 PCW Women’s Title Match
(c) Valora Salinas (I) retains the title over Union Maid (D) @ 9:02
Post match, PCW Men’s Champion ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism (D) and Skanky Rich Bimbo Kim Kardashian come out to confront Valora. From behind, six foot two, two hundred pound Cassidy McConnell (D) jumps Valora and choke slams her. Kim gets in a few cheap shots and then the trio split when The Mercenaries: former Army Ranger Dawn McGill and Svetlana Kovelevski (I) make the save.
MAIN EVENT:
Corporate Might: Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit (R) w/Texas Tex def. Charlie Blackwell and Average Joe (I) @ 11:47
Big Oil and Walstreit get the win when BCS chief Bill Hancock comes out again and distracts Blackwell.
Post match, rich, fat cat representatives of the Rose, Orange, Sugar, and Fiesta Bowl attack Blackwell and Average Joe, for good measure.
Big Oil gets on the mic and demands a title shot against Tag Team champions Big Union: ‘The Self Proclaimed Savior of the Middle Class’ Big Labor and James the Jeep Worker (D)PCW Extreme Political TV Recap
Gallagher-Iba Arena
Stillwater, OK
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PCW Politics is War on P-SPAN- Hour 1
Peoria Civic Center
Peoria, IL
Thursday November 3rd, 2011
Host: Johnny Suave
Crowd: “PCW…PCW…PCW!”
Suave welcomes Peoria to an evening of extreme political action and sends it right to the video screen and the Huntsman Girls.
The Skanky Rich Bimbos: Kim and Kourtney take the ring to a chorus of boos from the Peoria audience.
MATCH #1
#1 Contender’s Match
‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott (R) w/Mitt Romney (R-MA)
vs.
Magnum P.O.’d (R) w/Robyn Masters and Newt Gingrich (R-GA)
Ron Paul (R-TX) cuts a promo on Gingrich calling him a “serial hypocrite.”
MATCH #2
The Schmidt Brothers: Jack and Joe (R) w/Jim Schmidt and Ron Paul (R-TX)
vs.
‘The Raving Rednecks” Locke and Loade w/Newt Gingrich (R-GA)
END OF HOUR ONEPCW Politics is War on P-SPAN- Hour 1
Peoria Civic Center
Peoria, IL
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PCW Extreme Political TV Recap
McLeod Center
Cedar Rapids, IA
Monday November 28th, 2011
Host: Johnny Suave
Suave announced the Road to the Jesusland vs. Progressiveville PPV began tonight.
Merchants of Death: Angel Scott and Angel Casey (R) defeated Kelly Korver and Peta from PETA (D). Peta was a last minute replacement for Korey Korver, Kelly’s sister and co-holder of the PCW Women’s Tag Team title belts. Korey was injured at a recent PCW House Show and thus the match was not for the PCW Women’s Tag Team Titles.
This turned into a handicap match when Peta kept jawing with everyone at ringside about their food choices and kept walking away from the corner. Post match, the MoD said they wanted both Korvers in the ring at Jesusland vs. Progressville for the women’s tag team belts.
Another promo for the upcoming book by Mr. A. Nominous, Jesusland vs. Progressiveville aired.
Next, a replay aired of PCW Women’s Champion Valora Salina’s (I) attack on The Skanky Rich Bimbos: Kim and Kourtney, valets of PCW Men’s Champion ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism (D).
Chism w/the SRB ringside defeated Josh Jackson (R) w/Herman Cain to retain the PCW Men’s Title. Chism hit the Hollywood Blockbuster for the pin.
Post match, Chism challenged PCW Champion Daniel-San (I) for a title shot at Jesusland vs. Progressiveville. Then Women’s Champion Valora Salinas came out and destroyed Kim and Kourtney for the second straight week. Valora also laid claim to a PCW title shot which set Chism off in a laughing fit. One well placed kick to the balls followed by the Katahajime later, Chism was laid out in the ring.
Suave lays out the upcoming January schedule and the start of the 2012 race for PCW CEO.
January 3rd- PCW Drama in Des Moines (IA)
January 10th- PCW Manchester Madness (NH)
January 21th- PCW South Carolina Slaughter
January 31th- PCW Tussle in Tallahassee
Also…
March 6th- PCW Super Tuesday Spectacular
Magnum P.O.’d (R), backed by Newt Gingrich (R-GA), won a “gauntlet” match to become the new #1 contender for the PCW title. Participants included Republicans ‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott, Texas Jack, and Jack Schmidt, Democrats O’Beck Bahama, James the Jeep Worker, and Axel Rodd, and Independents Charlie Blackwell, Ken Worth-The American Trucker, and Average Joe. It appeared that Scott, backed by ‘The Massachusetts Redblood’ Mitt Romney (R-MA) would win, having Magnum pinned until Magnum’s valet, Robyn Masters entered the ring in her street clothes. One shot of pepper spray later, Magnum won the match and the #1 contendership.
Masters gets on the mic and says while Romney embodied the Republican’s past, Newt Gingrich is THE future. She adds that Magnum P.O.’d is going to Jesusland vs. Progressiveville in less than three weeks as the #1 contender for the PCW title. She says Magnum will defeat Daniel-San at J vs. P and is interrupted by Valora Salinas.
Valora clocks Magnum with a steel chair and chokes out Masters as the show’s final shot is Gingrich watching it all in horror from the outside.PCW Extreme Political TV Recap
McLeod Center
Cedar Rapids, IA
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PCW B.A.S.S.- Hour 2
Hack’s Rusty Nail Saloon
Wauseon, OH
Monday November 21st
Host: Johnny Suave
PCW Investigative Reporter Woodward Bernstein talks with this year’s NASCAR Champion Tony Stewart.
MATCH #3
‘The Raving Rednecks’ Locke and Loade (R) w/Tony Stewart
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‘Extreme Vegan’ Brock Cole Lee and GreenPete of the Green World Order (D) w/PeaceNick and Peta from PETA
COMMERCIAL BREAK
-an ad comes on for the upcoming E show ‘Kourtney and Kim Take New York.’
Coming next month: PCW Jesusland vs. Progressiveville PPV. Brought to you by the upcoming novel Jesusland vs. Progressiveville.
MATCH #4
PCW MEN’S TITLE MATCH
(c) ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism (D) w/Skanky Rich Bimbo Khloe
vs.
Magnum P.O.’d (R) w/Newt Gingrich (R-GA) and Robyn Masters
PCW Investigative Reporter Woodward Bernstein talks with PCW CEO Barack Obama’s Aide de Camp Joe Biden (D-DE). Biden blames the Republican’s unwillingness to compromise for the breakdown of the ‘Super Committee.’
MAIN EVENT- PCW TITLE MATCH
(c) Daniel-San (I) w/Mrs. Miyagi
vs.
‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott (R)PCW B.A.S.S.- Hour 2
Hack’s Rusty Nail Saloon
Wauseon, OH
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PCW B.A.S.S.
Hack’s Rusty Nail Saloon
Wauseon, OH
Monday November 21st
Host: Johnny Suave
Suave comes out to explain why PCW didn’t air last week. It was because the Super Committee, consisting of members of the PCW Executive and Competition Committees, couldn’t come to an agreement on how the show should go.
MATCH #1
PCW WOMEN’S TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH:
(c) The Korver Sisters: Kelly and Korey (D)
vs.
The Mercenaries: Dawn McGill and Svetlana Kovalevski (I)
Earlier in the day, Democrats pinned the failure of the 12-member Select Joint Committee on Deficit Reduction on the GOP’s subservience to Grover…
MATCH #2
PCW TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH
(c) Jack and Joe Schmidt (R) w/Ron Paul (R-TX)
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“The Self Proclaimed Savior of the Middle Class” Big Labor and James the Jeep Worker (D) w/Richard Trumka
BACKSTAGE
PCW CEO Barack Obama (D-IL) talks with PCW Investigative Reporter Woodward Bernstein about Michelle Obama’s reception yesterday at a NASCAR event.
Obama says he couldn’t believe that the fans booed his wife and Jill Biden after ‘all that he’s done for them.’Hour one of PCW B.A.S.S.
PCW B.A.S.S.
Hack’s Rusty Nail Saloon
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PCW Politics is War on P-SPAN- Hour 2
PCW Hall
Archbold, OH
Thursday November 10th, 2011
Host: Johnny Suave
Suave recaps the first hour:
- Big Union celebrates the defeat of SB 5 by destroying two non-union PCW Hall workers
- The Longshoremen, Big Labor, and James the Jeep Worker (D) w/the California Teacher’s Union, The OWS, and the Maximum Leader of all Unions Richard Trumka defeats Charlie Blackwell, Mike the Mechanic, and ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido (American Heartland Coalition) w/Kenzie Blackwell, Sheila the Secretary, and Blackwell’s Les Miserables
-Corporate Might: Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit (R) along with their new CEO Gordan Guyko watch the attack on the American Heartland and do nothing
-Women for Women: Code Pink and Emily List (D) and PCW Women’s Tag Team Champions Kelly and Korey Korver (D) defeat Merchants of Death: Angel Scott and Angel Casey (R) in a handicap match ordered by PCW CEO Barack Obama (D-IL)
Suave mentions that tonight’s main event will be an over the top bunkhouse match taped last night just up the road at Oakland University between Texas Jack (R) w/Rick Perry (R-TX), Magnum P.O.’d (R) w/Newt Gingrich (R-GA), ‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott (R) w/Mitt Romney (R-MA), Average Joe (Tea Party) w/Michele Bachmann (R-MN), Jamie Walker (R) w/Jon Huntsman (R-UT), and ‘Pizza Delivery Guy’ Josh Jackson (R) w/Herman Cain (R-GA).
He then introduces the upcoming novel Jesusland vs. Progressiveville.
Suave mentions that the connection with PCW’s upcoming Paper View show- PCW Jesusland vs. Progressiveville and that PCW personalities ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin and Rah are featured in the book. More on J v. P in the coming weeks.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
MATCH #3
‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin (R) vs. Samantha Stevenson (I)
Post match, the lights turn off and a small spotlight illuminates the door. A man dressed in a suit and bow-tie walks in.
Announcer: “I present to you the almost universally-worshipped king of the gods and all-father of creation. He commands the chariot that rode across the sky during the day. He is the great, fiery globe in the sky who is usually a welcome, nurturing presence and to honor the season. He is the inspiration for those who would throw virgins into the gaping maw of a volcano – perhaps an Icelandic volcano – even though such shenanigans haven’t been acceptable since the ’50s. And just for your reference, he is, for 28 years in a row, proven to be one of UC San Diego’s most enduring traditions in the Sun God festival- an all-day music festival celebrated by more than 20,000 students, alumni and friends. But that’s not important. Either way, you should thank your lucky stars and kiss his royal ass for gracing you with his presence here tonight. I give to you…the Sunshine God…RAAAAAAAAH!”
Suave again notes that we’ll be hearing more about the book Jesusland vs. Progressiveville in the upcoming weeks.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
PCW CEO Barack Obama is in the ring to once again go around the PCW Competition to make a match when he’s interrupted.
‘The Demolition Machine in a Short Skirt’ Dawn McGill (I) drags Penn State assistant coach Mike McQueary to the ring. Obama objects to being interrupted. McGill tells him that she’s a veteran and tomorrow is Veteran’s Day so ‘piss off.’
MATCH #4
Dawn McGill (I) vs. Penn State Assistant Mike McQueary
BACKSTAGE
PCW Investigative Reporter Woodward Bernstein talks with a bandaged up Charlie Blackwell (I).
COMMERCIAL BREAK
BACKSTAGE
The forces of Big Union are furious. ‘The Self-Proclaimed Savior of the Middle Class’ Big Labor, James the Jeep Worker, The Longshoremen, Union Maid, The California Teacher’s Union (D), and the Maximum Leader of All Unions Richard Trumka comb the backstage area for Charlie Blackwell.
MAIN EVENT- Over the top Bunkhouse Match/Taped Last Night at Oakland University
Texas Jack (R) w/Rick Perry (R-TX), Magnum P.O.’d (R) w/Newt Gingrich (R-GA), ‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott (R) w/Mitt Romney (R-MA), Average Joe (Tea Party) w/Michele Bachmann (R-MN), Jamie Walker (R) w/Jon Huntsman (R-UT), and ‘Pizza Delivery Guy’ Josh Jackson (R) w/Herman Cain (R-GA).
BACKSTAGE
Big Union has Charlie Blackwell cornered. Then, American Heartlanders Mike the Mechanic, ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido, Tea Partiers Average Joe, NRA, and ‘Tin Cup’ Ray McAvay, and the PCW Champion Daniel-San (I) attack Big Union from behind.
Then the forces of Corporate Might: Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit- the Wall Street Market Analyst with the Man Crush on ESPN’s Kirk Herbstreit, led by CEO Gordan Guyko attack Blackwell as well as the show ends…PCW Politics is War on P-SPAN- Hour 2
PCW Hall
Archbold, OH
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PCW Politics is War on P-SPAN- Hour 1
PCW Hall
Archbold, OH
Thursday November 10th, 2011
Host: Johnny Suave
*Ten Bell Salute in Memory of the late former Heavyweight Champion ‘Smokin’ Joe Frazier*
Crowd: “PCW!…PCW!…PCW!…”
Political Championship Wrestling returns to the hallowed PCW Hall and the forces of Big Union are all in the ring. Big Labor and James the Jeep Worker (D), The Longshoremen (D), The California Teacher’s Union: ‘Foul Pole’ Andy Golatta and Malibu Dusty (D), The OWS: Shane, Nate, and Adam (D), and Union Maid (D) along with the King of Unions Richard Trumka (D) and several Democrats gloat over the defeat of Ohio‘s Senate Bill 5 this past Tuesday.
MATCH #1
The Longshoremen, Big Labor, and James the Jeep Worker (D) w/the California Teacher’s Union, The OWS, and the King of all Unions Richard Trumka
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Charlie Blackwell, Mike the Mechanic, and ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido (American Heartland Coalition) w/Kenzie Blackwell, Sheila the Secretary, and Blackwell’s Les Miserables
BACKSTAGE
Corporate Might: Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit (R) along with their new CEO Gordan Guyko confer.
From Monday’s PCW Extreme Political TV: Merchants of Death: Angel Scott and Angel Casey (R) vs. The Mercenaries: Dawn McGill and Svetlana Kovalevski (I)
MATCH #2
Women for Women: Code Pink and Emily List (D) and PCW Women’s Tag Team Champions Kelly and Korey Korver (D) vs. Merchants of Death: Angel Scott and Angel Casey (R)
End of Hour 1PCW Politics is War on P-SPAN- Hour 1
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Archbold, OH
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