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After promising to remain celibate until her kids turned 18, Nadya Suleman aka Octomom was caught kissing her new boyfriend, a 23 year-old amateur bodybuilder
MORE http://bumpshack.com/2012/06/25/frankie-g-photos-octomom-nadya-suleman-has-a-boyfriend/After promising to remain celibate until her kids turned 18, Nadya Suleman aka Octomom... more
Definitely one “amuse bouche” I could do without... not personally a fan of calamari, so it hasn’t ruined my appetite for dining out (yet). I reserve the right to revise this opinion depending on comments received.
Apologies to all for linking to the notoriously sensationalist UK tabloid DailyMail... but this is one weird story I simply HAD to share.
I'll spare you the details. Click if you dare...
Oh... and "bon appetit"!Definitely one “amuse bouche” I could do without... not personally a fan... more
From solo p0rn star to stripper. Nadya Suleman also known as Octomom has reportedly just signed up for her debut as a stripper in a two-shows a night stint
MORE http://bumpshack.com/2012/06/04/octomom-nadya-suleman-becomes-a-stripper-to-promote-sex-tape/From solo p0rn star to stripper. Nadya Suleman also known as Octomom has reportedly... more
Nadya Suleman was more than a little nervous when she arrived on the set of her first adult-film shoot last week. But after chatting with a seasoned porn star and getting comfortable with the location and crew, Octomom performed like a pro.
"My first shoot was amazing," Nadya tells me. "Such a learning experience for me in so many ways. I don't think I could have asked for a better crew to work with. They were so patient and willing to teach me. I owe a lot to Wicked Pictures contract star Jessica Drake; she opened my eyes to a whole different world of self-pleasure that I could have never imagined. They made me look so glamorous, and for the first time in my life, I felt beautiful and sexy. I'm very excited for it to come out!"
The video, directed by adult film star Brad Armstrong, is scheduled to be released in mid-June by a major online adult entertainment company. At the shoot, Nadya also posed for a set of photographs in which she's seated at the head of a long table, her body covered with SpaghettiOs.
“For the pictures, we had her topless with a thick sparkly red choker with a big red heart in front and red and white polka dot panties ... like 1950s style," an insider tells me. "SpaghettiOs were all over her body and she's even throwing the SpaghettiOs toward the camera. The label on the can was changed from SpaghettiOs to say 'Saucy Octos.'"
So how will Nadya put the money from her hard day of work to good use? She plans to buy her large family a new, safe home.Nadya Suleman was more than a little nervous when she arrived on the set of her first... more
And she tried to deny she said those thing! Tsk Tsk.
http://www.ineedmyfix.com/2011/07/19/octomoms-i-am-disgusted-by-babies-rant-caught-on-tape/And she tried to deny she said those thing! Tsk Tsk.... more
Guess how she's doing it?
http://hollywoodhiccups.com/2011/07/01/octomom-is-making-bank-nadya-suleman-money/Guess how she's doing it?... more
The following are effective immediately!
10.1 Blues Lyrics or Facebook Status?
Effective immediately, someone has to make a game show (or drinking game, or whacky morning drive radio bit) where contestants try to guess whether a statement is either someone's Facebook status or the lyrics to a blues song. Examples: I have nobody this weekend. Facebook status or blues lyric? I'm gonna get drunk! Facebook or blues? Some dork you barely know just scored nine million points in Bejeweled! Facebook or blues? And so on. If you can figure out a way to make money off this idea, remember you have to pay me a percentage. Or so help me, I'll defriend you.
10.2 An Orgy of Summer News Filler
Effective immediately, we need to help out our buddies in the mainstream media. They're always getting blamed for creating the 24 hour news cycle and its absurd rituals, but they're victims just as much as the rest of us. Can you imagine having to fill all that time with one inane story after another, without the assistance of the keynote speakers at the Conservative Political Action Conference?
Point is, even in a cornfield of insipid, there are limits to how much banality can be harvested. Combine that with the fact that it's been a while since someone squirted out nearly a baker's dozen worth of kids and that renegade inflatable bounce house stories died out faster than Newt Gingrich's fake presidential campaign, and you can see why our news media is hurting.
What's a filler-reporter to do? Golly dang it, it's summer! They should be relaxing, setting the video feed on auto-pilot to run the usual alternating stories about vacation traffic and the heat. But no, the 24 hour news cycle demands constant attention.
Let's help them out. The next time some woman uses her vagina as a Pez™ dispenser, let's all crowd around her crotch and turn the poly-birth procession into a parade. What will we use for floats? Renegade inflatable bounce houses, of course! Drop the kids in and they just fly away!
It's win-win-wind! The mother gets the attention she wants without all the parenting she didn't want. Inflatable bounce houses get free product placement. Ambulance chaser lawyers get another class action suit, and they can share the spoils with you! (And by spoils, I mean of the millions they win, you get, oh... at least a buck sixty-five.) Best of all, our reporter friends can run this story for weeks! It's a friggin' orgasmic collision of news filler!
Our over-worked media friends will have hours of pointless reporting at their fingertips, allowing them a full summer of free time to spend at the bar wondering if they really needed that Master's degree in Journalism.
10.3 Coming Out in favor of Man-Horse Marriage
Effective immediately, those of us in favor of gay marriage must admit to our hidden agenda. We have to confess guilt to what failed senate candidate J.D. Hayworth claimed: that pushing for gay marriage across the entire USA will inevitably result in people marrying horses. (Source)
Now before you go saying Hayworth was just another slippery dope using the slippery slope argument, I ask that you look deep inside yourself. Humbling, isn't it? Because your skin isn't transparent. But also because we know that we're busted. Hayworth was 100% correct. So let me say it outright. I am pro-gay-marriage. And I'm totally okay with man-horse-marriage...
...as soon as horses start driving to city hall, signing internet petitions, writing their congressmen, having organized marches where they demand the right to marry, vocalizing something other than snort and nay, and doing something with a marriage certificate other than chew it up, then yes, I will be backing man-horse marriage 100%.
As of now, however, I'm merely a sleeper agent. An advocate of human-on-human action, but ready at a moment's notice to gallop into Hayworth's horse-loving paradise. But that surely won't be the end of it. Soon I and my long-time-long-faced-companions will be thrusting deeper into the moral flesh of our nayyyytion, bringing to life the even more demented man-on-dog fantasies of religious extremist, presidential candidate and (apparently) bestiality expert Rick Santorum!
So there, I've admitted it all. I'm pro-gay marriage, but that's a mere sliver of my greater agenda. Now if only Santorum and Hayworth can admit that they're allowing their depraved obsessions to masquerade as morality, then everything will be out in the open.
If you need to review all the items that are effective immediately, click here.The following are effective immediately! 10.1 Blues Lyrics or Facebook Status?... more
and not in that sexy, erotic car-wash kind of way you were hoping!
http://www.ineedmyfix.com/2011/06/13/octomom-gets-hosed/and not in that sexy, erotic car-wash kind of way you were hoping!... more
Octomom must be really desperate! Nadya Suleman is ready to take off her clothes and wear her sexiest bikini to wash your dirty car in a bikini car wash
MORe http://bumpshack.com/2011/06/05/octomom-nadya-suleman-bikini-car-wash-fundraiser/Octomom must be really desperate! Nadya Suleman is ready to take off her clothes and... more
Bout damn time, right?! Geesh!
http://hollywoodhiccups.com/2011/06/01/octomoms-doctor-loses-his-medical-license-dr-michael-kamrava/Bout damn time, right?! Geesh!... more
WHAT?! That is a total FAIL. Seriously.
http://hollywoodhiccups.com/2011/06/01/will-i-am-leaving-black-eyed-peas/WHAT?! That is a total FAIL. Seriously.... more
Truth, Justice and the Hookeriest American Way.
You’ve got to love Gloria Allred. She is the omnipresent voice of reason, or voice anyway, in just about every court case on Earth. She is the Energizer Bunny of Law (GloBu). Allred takes on any case that is guaranteed a covering press corps, most notably the Happy Hookers of Tiger Woods, Rachel Uchitel and Joselyn James. Gloria’s case file reads like a venerable Who’s Who of Who Cares. She has stood tall with women of all sizes and colors in the name of justice, or 50% of the take. In certain situations, Gloria just chimes in even though she is not officially involved in the case, such in the Octomom saga, where she accused Nadya Suleman of of being an opportunist. Takes one to know one. Recently she piped up with an open letter to the court regarding the Mel Gibson case. Well, Oksana Grigorieva would have been the perfect client for GloBu. Do I sense sour grapes? Could it be that Gloria is losing her touch? Seems like GloBu is just talking about a lot of cases rather than actually working on them. She was also right in there blabbering about Charlie Sheen’s kids. Boy would Brooke Mueller have been a doozy of a client, a.k.a. the one that got away.
There is an article about Lindsay Lohan and her courtroom fashion choices in The New York Times Style section by Ruth La Ferla. The best part of the article includes Little Gloria Unhappy At Last Allred, who was quick to chime in and judge Lindsay. “If anything, her outfits are alienating,” Ms. Allred said. Sounds like someone we know is frustrated for not snagging Lohan as a client. Besides, those two would be clawing for positioning in front of the camera, so it would never work. Give me Lindsay Lohan over any of Madame Allred‘s hookers or damsels in distress any day.
Gloria Allred started out as the Superman (though she’d probably like to be called the Wonder Woman) of the law, taking on such institutions such as Boy Scouts of America, Aaron Spelling and The Friars Club representing women’s rights. She has sued Senators, took on Dodi Al Fayed, and anyone who remotely seemed like a bully. Over the years, however, Globu has evolved her brand into a media bully, jumping onto cases where she knows she will get extensive coverage, as was the case of Chase Bank versus Debrahlee Lorenzana, the sultry bank teller with a heart of gold. She stood by Amber Heard, the other woman in the murder case against Scott Peterson, an awkward spot if ever there was one, and a host of other sensational courtroom dramas. But none as major as the O.J. Simpson versus Nicole Brown’s family in THE case of the last century. I am sure Ms. Allred has no plans of slowing down. Not while priests are still molesting little children. Oh, come on, you know that’s next.
Read more: http://imeanwhat.com/blog/canyoubelieve/the-devolution-of-gloria-allred#ixzz1GxyxjfxYTruth, Justice and the Hookeriest American Way. You’ve got to love Gloria... more
Octomom Nadya Suleman‘s baby-whipping fetish video has hit the net.
Suleman chases a grown man wearing a diaper (L.A. radio personality Tattoo, a.k.a. David Gonzalez), spanking him with a whip while asking, “Do you want it harder?
http://www.bittenandbound.com/2011/01/22/octomom-fetish-video-hits-the-net/Octomom Nadya Suleman‘s baby-whipping fetish video has hit the net. Suleman... more
No wonder Vivid has been after her for so long!
http://hollywoodhiccups.com/2011/01/19/octomom-aka-nadya-suleman-fetish-photos-porn-sexy-kinky-diaper-man/No wonder Vivid has been after her for so long!... more
This is disturbing on so many levels where to begin? First of all let me just say what happens between two consenting adults, regardless of how kinky or ‘out there’ it is, is between the two of them, I truly don’t care. But that doesn’t mean I won’t make fun of it
http://www.ineedmyfix.com/2011/01/19/octomom-and-the-baby-whipping-fetish-photos-sorry-i-had-to/This is disturbing on so many levels where to begin? First of all let me just say what... more
"Octomom" Nadya Suleman may be saved from eviction from her home. Porn company Vivid Entertainment has come forward to help the cash-strapped mother of 14."Octomom" Nadya Suleman may be saved from eviction from her home. Porn... more
The Dr. Frankenstein responsible for unleashing Octomom upon America is now apologizing for what he finally admits was a major lapse in judgment.
"I'm sorry for... http://exm.nr/d6sIhdThe Dr. Frankenstein responsible for unleashing Octomom upon America is now... more
"Los Angeles, California (CNN) -- A California fertility doctor implanted a dozen embryos in Nadya Suleman, resulting in "an unsafe octuplet delivery" last year, a lawyer for the state's medical board said Monday.
Dr. Michael Kamrava, the fertility doctor who treated Suleman beginning in 1997, appeared before an administrative law judge Monday for a hearing that could lead to the loss of his medical license.
Kamrava "will say she demanded all 12 embryos and, because it was the weekend, he did not know what to do," said California Deputy Attorney General Judith Alvarado. "But he knew it was unsafe."
Suleman -- known in the media as "Octomom" -- was 33 years old when she gave birth to eight babies in January 2009. She was a single woman who already had six young children conceived through in-vitro fertilization administered by Kamrava.
She still has 29 frozen embryos in storage available for her use should she want more children, according to a witness who testified Monday."
Plenty more in the link. This story frightens me a bit, but then again I should have known. I always thought Octomom was bat f**k insane..."Los Angeles, California (CNN) -- A California fertility doctor implanted a dozen... more
Nadya Suleman aka OctoMom has dodged a bullet, temporarily. The baby producing factory posing as a human, has raised enough funds to pay her two months of back payments to the threatening Amer Haddadin. But that isn’t going to last long.
http://www.ineedmyfix.com/2010/10/14/octomom-saves-the-house-for-a-minute-nadya-suleman/Nadya Suleman aka OctoMom has dodged a bullet, temporarily. The baby producing... more