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Is it true that Nancy Pelosi travels from California three times a week on a private jet (200-seat size) at a cost to the taxpayers of $60K per flight? If so, this would total $480K per month or $5.7M per year. This comes from taxpayer money? If true, how can we criticize others? Is this a good use of taxpayers' hard-earned money and what about the carbon footprint?
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News swept around the world of the extraordinary miracles of milk-drinking Hindu statues. Never before in history has a simultaneous miracle occurred on such a global scale. Television, radio and newspapers eagerly covered this unique phenomenon,News swept around the world of the extraordinary miracles of milk-drinking Hindu... more
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says the arrival of a white buffalo is like the Second Coming of Christ. The calf's birth will "bring purity of mind, body and spirit, and unify all nations -- black, red, yellow and white".
http://www.mcn.org/1/Miracles/Buffalo2.htmlsays the arrival of a white buffalo is like the Second Coming of Christ. The... more
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DO YOU KNOW WHAT THESE TERMS MEAN? YOU SHOULD!
Last Will -
1) last will can establish guardianship for minor children.
2) A last will does not specify medical wishes.
Living trust -
1) People who want to transfer property to loved ones quickly and privately, generally avoiding probate.
2) does not specify medical wishes
Power of Attorney -
1) People who want to appoint an individual to make key legal and financial decisions on their behalf.
2) does not specify medical wishes
Living Will -
1) People who want to specify their wishes for medical care and artificial life support in advance.
I didn't know the meaning and it cost me big $...DO YOU KNOW WHAT THESE TERMS MEAN? YOU SHOULD!
Last Will -
1) last will can... more
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Dear Mr. President,
Patriotic retirement:
There's about 40 million people over 50 in the work force; pay them $1 million apiece severance with three stipulations:
1) They leave their jobs. Forty million job openings - Unemployment fixed.
2) They buy NEW American cars. Forty million cars ordered - Auto Industry fixed.
3) They either buy a house or pay off their mortgage- Housing Crisis fixed.
All National financial problems fixed!!!Dear Mr. President,
Patriotic retirement:
There's about 40 million people... more
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Why, Why, Why ...
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are almost dead?
Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they already know there is not enough money?
Why does someone Believe you when you say there are four billion stars; but have to check when you say the paint is still wet?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?
If people evolved from apes, Why are there still apes?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Is there ever a day that mattresses
Are not on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, 'It's all right?' Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That really hurt, why don't you watch where you're going?'
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
And my FAVORITE......
The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.
............................ List your jokes here for everyone to smile at....................Why, Why, Why ...
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The Tax Poem
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>>>> At first I thought this was funny...then I realized the awful
>>>> truth of it.
>>>> Be sure to read all the way to the end.
>>>>
>>>> Tax his land,
>>>> Tax his bed,
>>>> Tax the table
>>>> At which he's fed.
>>>>
>>>> Tax his tractor,
>>>> Tax his mule,
>>>> Teach him taxes
>>>> Are the rule.
>>>>
>>>> Tax his work,
>>>> Tax his pay,
>>>> He works for peanuts
>>>> Anyway!
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Tax his cow,
>>>> Tax his goat,
>>>> Tax his pants,
>>>> Tax his coat.
>>>> Tax his ties,
>>>> Tax his shirt,
>>>> Tax his work,
>>>> Tax his dirt.
>>>>
>>>> Tax his tobacco,
>>>> Tax his drink,
>>>> Tax him if he
>>>> Tries to think.
>>>>
>>>> Tax his cigars,
>>>> Tax his beers,
>>>> If he cries
>>>> Tax his tears.
>>>>
>>>> Tax his car,
>>>> Tax his gas,
>>>> Find other ways
>>>> To tax this lass.
>>>>
>>>> Tax all he has
>>>> Then let him know
>>>> That you won't be done
>>>> Till he has no dough.
>>>>
>>>> When he screams and hollers;
>>>> Then tax him some more,
>>>> Tax him till
>>>> He's goo d and sore.
>>>>
>>>> Then tax his coffin,
>>>> Tax his grave,
>>>> Tax the sod in
>>>> Which he's laid.
>>>>
>>>> Put these words
>>>> Upon his tomb,
>>>> 'Taxes drove me
>>>> to my doom...'
>>>>
>>>> When he's gone,
>>>> Do not relax,
>>>> Its time to apply
>>>> The inheritance tax.
>>>>
>>>> Accounts Receivable Tax
>>>> Building Permit Tax
>>>> CDL license Tax
>>>> Cigarette Tax
>>>> Corporate Income Tax
>>>> Dog License Tax
>>>> Excise Taxes
>>>> Federal Income Tax
>>>> Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
>>>> Fishing License Tax
>>>> Food License Tax
>>>> Fuel Permit Tax
>>>> Gasoline Tax (currently 44.75 cents per gallon)
>>>> Gross Receipts Tax
>>>> Hunting License Tax
>>>> Inheritance Tax
>>>> Inventory Tax
>>>> IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
>>>> Liquor Tax
>>>> Luxury Taxes
>>>> Marriage License Tax
>>>> Medicare Tax
>>>> Personal Property Tax
>>>> Property Tax
>>>> Real Estate Tax
>>>> Service Charge Tax
>>>> Social Security Tax
>>>> Road Usage Tax
>>>> Sales Tax
>>>> Recreational Vehicle Tax
>>>> School Tax
>>>> State Income Tax
>>>> State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
>>>> Telephone Federal Excise Tax
>>>> Telephone Federal Universal Service FeeTax
>>>> Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes
>>>> Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
>>>> Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax
>>>> Telephone State and Local Tax
>>>> Telephone Usage Charge Tax
>>>> Utility Taxes
>>>> Vehicle License Registration Tax
>>>> Vehicle Sales Tax
>>>> Watercraft Registration Tax
>>>> Well Permit Tax
>>>> Workers=2 0Compensation Tax
>>>>
>>>> STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
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>>>> Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was
>>>> the most
>>>> prosperous in the world.
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>>>> We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class
>>>> in
>>>>>> the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> What happened? Can you spell 'politicians?'
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>>>>>> And I still have to 'press 1' for English!?
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>>>>>> I hope this goes around THE USA at least 100 times!!! YOU can
>>>>>> help it get
>>>>>> there!!! GO AHEAD - - - BE AN AMERICAN!
http://www.funsilly.com/tax.htmlThe Tax Poem
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>>>> At first I thought this was... more
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