tagged w/ Web Confessionals
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Sometimes people need a little extra kick in the pants to end a relationship that's beyond saving. And sometimes this kick in the pants is an excruciatingly embarrassing or cringeworthy event. And, now there's a whole website where people can share these experiences. It's the latest in web confessionals.Sometimes people need a little extra kick in the pants to end a relationship... more
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No, not me! Someone posted this to nerve.com's dating confessions and I HAD to share it.
"My neighbors have sex with the curtains open and the lights on so I watch. It (always) goes like this: 6 minutes in the missionary position. At about minute 5 he grabs a page of the NYTimes and holds it ready. At the last second he pulls out and cums into the paper. He gets up and hobbles out of view with his junk wrapped in newsprint. Then she gets up and checks her email in the nude."
I'm not sure what's worse... cumming in the classifieds or the voyeuristic neighbour!No, not me! Someone posted this to nerve.com's dating confessions and I HAD to... more
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This site poses the question 'What do you want to do before you die?' to people from around the country. It reminds me a little of PostSecret, which is a good thing.
I guess the pessimistic version of this would be "I want to die before __________."
From the site:
Hearing hundreds of different answers to this question from hundreds of different people makes one wonder: What make some people more aware of their own mortality than others? What motivates people to take action in their lives? What values do we hold as a society? And what values do other societies around the world find important?
What would your inscription say?This site poses the question 'What do you want to do before you die?' to... more
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You know those racy late-night texts that you receive late at night that are more than likely sent by your drunk and soon to be embarrassed love interest? Well now you can share them with the whole internet. Instead of just forwarding them to your friends, you can send them to the anonymous blogsite textsfromlastnight.com for all the world to read. Serious timewaster, this one. I love spending the afternoons looking at stuff like this:
"im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever"
"OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign"
"Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle."You know those racy late-night texts that you receive late at night that are more than... more
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You know those tweets that make you cringe and then immediately irritated that you know a 140-word detail about someone's life that you really could have lived without? Well, there's a blog for that now.You know those tweets that make you cringe and then immediately irritated that you... more
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Following the success of the "3 words after sex" Twitter trend from yesterday http://tinyurl.com/rao43g Twitter users are now tweeting lies that girls tell. A quick run through the page turned up these favourites:
"I'm fine."
"I love watching sports with you."
"It's okay."
"Yea, I came."
"I only weigh xxx"
And one user pointed out that the topics #liesguystell and #liesboystell exist but funnily enough neither are as popular as #liesgirlstell.
So let's hear it. What are the lies you think (or know from experience) that girls tell?Following the success of the "3 words after sex" Twitter trend from... more
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Humorous little stories about the suckiness of every day life.
Some samples:
"Today, I saw this tourist almost get hit by a cab. After he walked away I complained to my boyfriend about how idiotic people like him just deserve to die. After 5 blocks of my ranting the tourist turns around and says "I'm right in front of you bitch." I hid behind my laughing boyfriend. FML"
"Today, my most difficult task at work was three hole punching a 500 page document so somebody could put it in a binder on their shelf and not read it. I have a $150,000 education. FML"
"Today, there was a a huge storm. There were no buses so I walked for an hour to see my boyfriend of two years who (usually rather the unemotionally type) had called me, crying. When I got there soaking wet, he told me that he doesn't love me anymore and this makes him sad. I had to walk back. FML"
"Today, I wanted revenge on the rabbit who ate my garden's plants. When he returned, he was standing next to my brand new above-ground swimming pool. I pull out my 22. rifle and shot at it, but the bullet missed and popped a hole in my pool. 15,000 gallons of water flooded my basement. FML"Humorous little stories about the suckiness of every day life.
Some samples:... more
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"Today, I kissed my husband and said "I love you." Thats when our 5 year old son said to my husband "How can you love her so much if she's so ugly?" FML""Today, I kissed my husband and said "I love you." Thats when our 5... more
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