tagged w/ Mini Trailer Time
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Since The Anticipatron can't hold all the trailers that come out each week, we've got a few extra for you here. From a scary family of criminals to a chameleon just trying to stay alive, Rotten Tomatoes host Brett Erlich presents Mini Trailer Time:
In "Animal Kingdom," seventeen-year-old Josh loses his mother and has to move in with extended family, only to become increasingly wound up in their illegal plots. Guy Pearce and his sweet mustache star as a detective focused on saving Josh from this new fate.
Next up, we have Gore Verbinski's "Rango." Johnny Depp stars at the voice of Rango in this animated Nickeloden film about a chameleon turned unlikely hero to a small town in the Wild West.
Both Timothy Oliphant and Abigail Breslin help round out the cast of Verbinski's first film since "Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End." It's a nod to the 1967 television series, "Rango," about a bumbling Texas Ranger, although instead of just being a deluded hopeful, the animated chameleon is (maybe unsurprisingly) a thespian just looking for an audience. What he gets is a hard lesson in method acting.
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This trailer didn't make it in the show, but we still think you need to check it out. Brett Erlich introduces the Australian crime thriller, "Animal Kingdom," starring Guy Pearce.
Watch here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5BsYRmMfusThis trailer didn't make it in the show, but we still think you need to check it... more
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Germany, I am dissap--man, that wet and naked woman sure is crawling on the ground for a long time.
Where was I? Oh, right, so you'll find the trailer for Showgirls: The Return at the bottom of this entry. You may ask why I'm not even botheriing with an embed for this. And that's really simple: the trailer is NSFW so hard that you take your own work-safeness into your hands by watching it here [again, NSFW].
So what's it about? Well, according to Movieline, it's worth nine scenes of pure insanity. JoBlo has a translated plot description that involves the brother of another stripper/dancer (apparently, Hope from the original) who travels to Frankfurt after she overdoses on coke. Yeah. I don't know who Hope was either, and it doesn't seem like anyone remotely connected to the first film is coming back.
Basically, this seems like one of those fun films that a director made due to the insane amounts of German tax breaks he got because of it. Or else, someone knew a lot of coke-addled strippers who were willing to crawl along a wet floor, hit each other with dumbbells and then randomly dance in a window. On a skyscraper.
Still, we owe you a video: here I am watching the trailer in real time, but sped up.
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Let the record stand that Disney officially wins this day, due to the trailer for an Internet spin on a classic children's book.
Harriet The Spy: Blog Wars is Harriet The Spy but with blogs instead of a notebook. While wrapping your mind around that, it's important to note how mind-bendingly awful this concept is: beloved children's book character Harriet (who was once played by Michelle Trachtenberg) has been altered to fit into modern trends. The entire premise involves Harriet, now in some sort of middle school class filled with high school kids, struggling to become the next "class blogger." Don't start asking questions just yet, because another angle involves Harriet literally stalking some teen actor to write blog entries about him for the class blog. Now let's go into some deeper questions:
-Why are the kids in this class sectioned into those that wear uniforms (i.e. Marion, Harriet's rival) and those that don't (i.e. Harriet) ?
-Why are the kids drinking Strawberry Daiquiris?
-Why is that old woman so concerned about blogging?
-WHY IS MARION'S BLOG ONLY TWO SENTENCES!?
Find out when this god-awful thing is blasted to the world on March 26th.
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Imitation is surely the greatest form of flattery. That’s why the horror genre is such a constant pat on the back for everyone, whether it be re-hashed slashers, thrillers or ghost stories about the unexplained.
But that doesn’t mean picking and choosing plot points won’t help you avoid plagiarism. So let’s take a gander at the trailer for Triangle and why it seems to be nothing more than a subtle rip-off of Timecrimes.
Want to see why? Go over to the Current_Movies Blog.
http://blogs.current.com/movies/2010/01/12/mini-trailer-time-triangle-vs-timecrimes/Imitation is surely the greatest form of flattery. That’s why the horror genre... more
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What's up, folks? It's another Mini Trailer Time and we're gazing back into the void that it Timur Bekmambetov. Even if he is just producing this, like 9, it still looks like an incredible mix of camp and...flying cars.
Get thee over to Current_Movies Blog to check out the trailer!
http://blogs.current.com/movies/2009/10/21/mini-trailer-time-black-lightning/What's up, folks? It's another Mini Trailer Time and we're gazing back... more
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Mini Trailer Time's back! And this time we intro Wesley Snipes' The Art of War 2 and Steven Segal's Against the Dark--er, I mean Zangeki?Mini Trailer Time's back! And this time we intro Wesley Snipes' The Art of... more
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Once again we're a year late when it comes to Japanese films, but we still think you should go out and find Sushi King Goes To New York.Once again we're a year late when it comes to Japanese films, but we still think... more
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Bound to give you nightmares of deadly ketchup-smearing ugg-boots, Suburban Sasquatch is a fascinating trailer we’ve found from aptly named Brain Damage Films. Watch, enjoy, and try not to hurt yourself.
Want to see the whole trailer? Then follow the link in the comments to the current_movies blog.Bound to give you nightmares of deadly ketchup-smearing ugg-boots, Suburban Sasquatch... more
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