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Hollywood, California -- Former superstar Cher has fallen victim to a bogus Tweet, which announced that she had passed away last Thursday. It appears that the 65-year-old singer/actress has no way of proving that she is indeed still alive.
“Cher hasn’t done anything worthwhile since giving permission to Chastity to become Chaz,” said a leading film producer who asked to remain anonymous. “Now that’s entertainment.
“But as far as her own music and movie career is concerned, Cher has been code blue for years.”
A publicist speaking on behalf of Cher protested that today’s reality stars are granted celebrity status without any significant achievements or noticeable talent.
“Oh, I didn’t realize that Cher’s last name is Kardashian,” the producer responded.
Upon hearing of her own untimely demise, Cher checked herself into Mount Sinai Hospital for tests. But the medical staff there kept busy finding ways to ignore the former star.
“We’ve moved on to acts like Madonna and Gaga,” a hospital spokeswoman said. “It’s time for Cher to move on too.”
Cher has requested an open coffin, according to her publicist, “so that her few remaining fans can enjoy her haunting beauty until the very end. I guess this beats skiing into a tree.”Hollywood, California -- Former superstar Cher has fallen victim to a bogus Tweet,... more
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“That’s how ridiculous this policy was. The apology for the affront is, ‘Alright, sorry! You can go to Afghanistan and fight for your country!’ They’re lucky it was gay people that they discharged from the army. Only gay people would remain in good enough shape to reenlist.”
http://veracitystew.com/2011/09/21/jon-stewarts-a-few-gay-men-video/“That’s how ridiculous this policy was. The apology for the affront is,... more
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By now, you are probably aware of the disgusting and shameful professional behavior of Dr. Keith Ablow, a pop psychiatrist employed by Fox News. Do not allow this man to continue his unethical professional behavior. I feel that his behavior is nothing more than bullying wrapped up in a professional guise of psychiatry. Please stand up to this professional bully now!By now, you are probably aware of the disgusting and shameful professional behavior of... more
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Why subject them to anything as homophobic, transphobic, hateful, unscientific, or just plain poorly crafted as a Dr. Keith Ablow piece on yet another topic he clearly mishandles and appears ill-equipped to author? Reading the un-scientific, unsubstantiated pop-psychology opinions of a man who repeatedly attacks members of the LGBT community, (and also, women in general,) is likely to confuse your children as to who they really are: caring, sensitive, young minds who shouldn’t be subjected to hate– and fear-mongering from the likes of Fox News or Keith Ablow.
http://tinyurl.com/3e7qah6Why subject them to anything as homophobic, transphobic, hateful, unscientific, or... more
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