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is the wave of media's future! I want to live in the "Current" Reality!
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Well, you people at RT did ask us for our opinions.
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I never intended to see this film. A lot of folks aren't for the simple fact of the race issues behind its casting, but it seems that there is another good reason to avoid the film: it's bad. With a Rottentomatoes rating of 9%, it can't be good.
[http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/last_airbender/]
"Shyamalan has boiled every epic heroic story of the past 20 years down to its most basic, primal soup-y essence, so he can spray it all over the audience, in a kind of Hero's-Journey bukkake. You will be finding chunks of Joseph Campbell's calcified spooge behind your ears for three days after watching this film, no matter how many times you bathe." -- io9
[via http://io9.com/5576076/m-night-shyamalan-finally-made-a-comedy]
"The Last Airbender" is an agonizing experience in every category I can think of and others still waiting to be invented. The laws of chance suggest that something should have gone right. Not here. It puts a nail in the coffin of low-rent 3D, but it will need a lot more coffins than that." -- Roger Ebert
[via http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20100630/REVIEWS/100639999]
[see also http://www.racebending.com]I never intended to see this film. A lot of folks aren't for the simple fact of... more
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Yes I am serious, and don't call me Surely.
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John Ratzenberger is a big contributer to a certain voice in many major Pixar movies and is doing it once more in the 2010 Toy Story 3.
Will this be he's last voice cameo? After this, there will definitely be more and more opportunities for his voice talents.John Ratzenberger is a big contributer to a certain voice in many major Pixar movies... more
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...now that I figured out how to condense this thing!
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Right title, wrong...everything else.
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a short review of the movie kick ass
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http://www.filmfail.com/all/back-up-plan/
Jennifer Lopez and her damn romantic comedies. The “got-knocked-up-the-day-before-I-met-mah-boi” story is a common one on Maury and Jerry Springer, but I guess they considered it movie-worthy because it’s happening to rich people this time. Rich people: they’re like you, but special!
In regards to Mrs. J-Lo herself, I think that regardless of whether or not we’re fooled by said rocks that she's got, she is literally the richest Latin American in Hollywood according to Forbes, so I’m going to go ahead and make the call that she might not be equatable to "Jenny from the block" anymore. When you’re the lead in a movie as whitewashed as “The Back Up Plan” is, then guess what: you don’t really come across as sticking to your roots. So by all means, keep your fancy perfumes and specialty lines of Chicken Lo Mein (J-Lo Mein), just don’t parade around like you’re in it for the little guy, Miss Lo. If that’s even your REAL name.
http://www.filmfail.com/all/back-up-plan/http://www.filmfail.com/all/back-up-plan/
Jennifer Lopez and her damn romantic... more
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my webcam review for the rotten tomatoes show
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Webcam review for Tim Burton's "Alice in Wonderland". Entertaining, awesome to look at, great supporting roles... wish it could've been better story-wise.Webcam review for Tim Burton's "Alice in Wonderland". Entertaining,... more
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http://www.filmfail.com/all/remember-me-ending/
Remember Me. How could we forget? It’s not like Twilight fangirlboys ever shut up about Robert Pattinson, and if it’s not Twilight, it’s Lost, so it only makes sense that movie producermans would make a movie with stars from BOTH in it. Ya got yer Robert Pattinson, ya got yer Emilie de Ravin, Throw in a little 9/11 controversy and ye got yerself a clusterfuck of successful box office returns! It was also a smart move on his part to save money on a screenwriter by having it written by a teen romance novelist. Oh it wasn’t? Coulda fooled me! (Spoilers, obviously)
http://www.filmfail.com/all/remember-me-ending/http://www.filmfail.com/all/remember-me-ending/
Remember Me. How could we forget?... more
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The Rabid One is fresh back from the press screening of The Crazies will all the info you need going into this new horror flick (Non Spoilers)The Rabid One is fresh back from the press screening of The Crazies will all the info... more
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My second part of my Shutter Island review for the Rotten Tomatoes Show.
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Review of Shutter Island by Joel Kahn Current.com user Joelkahn1. I have watched every episode of The Rotten Tomatoes Show religiously, but this is my first submission because I just got a new computer with a webcam that works with the current website! Thanks!Review of Shutter Island by Joel Kahn Current.com user Joelkahn1. I have watched every... more
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Artful directing, powerful performance from DiCaprio. Definitely worth seeing.
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Here we have yet another remake of George Romero’s B Horror movies, The Crazies. I have no idea why this is happening, but I’m assuming it’s because no one has ever seen the original. B Horror movies are rarely, if ever the slightest bit scary. In fact, the main reason people watch them is because they’re funny. The original The Crazies features some of the worst acting you’ll ever see in your life, and that’s honestly the main appeal. This remake is bad for different reasons, like it’s the original minus the joy you’d get by hearing so many terrible untrained actors deliver lines with the finesse of an eggplant. Clumsy eggplants! Watch the video.
http://www.filmfail.com/all/the-crazies-are-crazies/Here we have yet another remake of George Romero’s B Horror movies, The Crazies.... more
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Dan Rickmers reviews Frozen for the Rotten Tomatoes Show. http://www.filmfail.com
Calm your nerves and check out this review of Frozen, a shitty horror movie about being stuck in a ski lift for a totally long time, man. To prove how dedicated I am to you horrible people, I reenacted the entirety of the movie in this episode of trailer trash. Yes. The entire movie, verbatim. Also, we speculate as to whether or not I’m wearing pants. It’s been an issue for some time, and as a serious journalist person guy, I have to expose the important issues.Dan Rickmers reviews Frozen for the Rotten Tomatoes Show. http://www.filmfail.com... more
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In Legion, God decides he hates humans, and orders his army of angels to perform a mass extinction. Paul Bettany plays the angel, Michael, who does not agree with this decision, and decides to defect from God's angel army and go rogue to fight on behalf of the human race.In Legion, God decides he hates humans, and orders his army of angels to perform a... more
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After an unexpected attack by an evil grandma with Ferengi teeth, Michael arrives at the diner to inform everyone that he has come to help them endure the impending apocalypse, which includes swarms of flies, an army of epileptic zombies, and the angel Gabriel, who dresses like a long-lost member of KISS.After an unexpected attack by an evil grandma with Ferengi teeth, Michael arrives at... more
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