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A rural Indiana man was arrested after he tried to cash a forged check for $1 million at a bank drive-through window.
According to reports, 21-year-old Justin C. Johnson admitted to forging a blank check he received from a man who owed him money for some work he did. He allegedly wrote the jaw dropping number for a million even though he knew that it wasn’t the amount he was supposed to be paid.
When he presented the check to the teller through the drive-through window, she refused to cash it and alerted the authorities. The defendant drove off, but the teller kept the check and wrote down his license plate number. She also made a copy of his driver’s license.
Johnson was arrested at his residence and admitted to signing a check that was not valid. He was charged with one count of forgery, a class C felony.
You have to give this ‘rual’ kid some credit–he was soooo close to getting his own mansion with a water slide, dancing with Karen Duffy in a fountain and thwarting three bumbling crooks (one who happens to be Tone Loc). Wait a minute, do you think he saw Disney’s Blank Check?
http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/?p=17462A rural Indiana man was arrested after he tried to cash a forged check for $1 million... more
A Cleveland couple is recovering from shock after suffering a brutal attack by a one-legged man.
According to reports, George Pryszlak, 58, and his wife Nadine, 52, were walking to their car when 27-year-old Kalid Mansour, on only one leg, leaped from his wheelchair and began punching them in the face.
“I remember him clutching on to me to steady himself and punching me as hard as he could in the face,” Nadine told WKYC. She says she now suffers from nightmares, headaches and is afraid to go outside.
“She was hysterical, screaming for her husband. It was terrible,” a witness said. “I was walking by 10 seconds before that. It could have been me.”
A bystander came to the rescue and subdued the attacker until police arrived.
The husband was bloodied and bruised and the wife was taken to the emergency room where she received 11 staples to close the back of her head..
Mansour was arraigned on Saturday and was charged with aggravated battery and felonious assault.
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Police say a New Hampshire teen was so furious with her mother she tainted her Kool-Aid with Lysol after an argument!
According to reports, 17-year-old Brittany Merrill was arrested on Monday on a misdemeanor count of reckless conduct after she poisoned her mother’s Kool-Aid with a household disinfectant as a revenge act stemming from a dispute they had two days ago.
Police say the victim’s throat began to burn after she consumed the drink and could detect a chemical odor. She called 911 for help, but when emergency authorities arrived she refused to be hospitalized.
The defendant has been ordered to undergo a mental health evaluation and her mother obtained a no-contact order, barring her daughter from returning home. But she does say that she’s willing to let her daughter back once she receives treatment for mental health woes.
http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/?p=17306Police say a New Hampshire teen was so furious with her mother she tainted her... more
A Texas woman says she spotted the image of the Virgin Mary holding baby Jesus in rocks.
Stephanie Madden, a Granbury resident, says she saw the holy image in two oddly shaped rocks on a walk during a break at work.“It looks like Mary holding baby Jesus to me,” she told CBS 11 News. “You can see the cape or shawl or whatever it is she covers her head with and wraps around him.” She added: “And you can see her face looking down at him.”
But don’t call it a coincidence–Madden believes it is a divine sign. “Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous,” she says. “I was showing them to people at church Sunday morning and one of the members said ‘hey do you know in the bible it says, in Luke 19:40, ‘If my people become silent that even the rocks will cry out’.”
“That hit me as confirmation that I’m supposed to say something,” she says.
And now, Madden has taken to the Internet to share her rocks and hopes it will resonate with others.
“Some people see it, some people don’t,” she says. “I don’t really care if people think I’m crazy.”
http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/?p=17263A Texas woman says she spotted the image of the Virgin Mary holding baby Jesus in... more
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This hot mess is an Ohio woman named Mary Elizabeth Torres who was arrested for driving with an alcohol level three times over the legal limit. She had her 3-year-old son, 6-year-old son and 6-year-old niece seated in the car without seat belts.
According to the police report, “Torres practically fell to the ground when officers asked her to step out of the vehicle. She admitted to downing four shots a half an hour before getting behind the wheel with the children in her care.”
WATCH THE VIDEO REPORT AFTER THE JUMP!
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A woman in the country of Georgia was stunned the moment her CAT gave birth to a DOG!
She says her cat was in labor for two days and delivered a puppy with the ears and tail of a cat and the body of a canine. The miracle pup even has whiskers. Local news stations captured video of the “catdog” feeding from its mother and even got a cat-lick bath.
Puzzled scientists say it’s possibly a mutation caused by radiation, and cross-species breeding is unlikely.
http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/?p=17174A woman in the country of Georgia was stunned the moment her CAT gave birth to a DOG!... more
A 20-year-old California man has the longest tongue in the U.S.
Nick Afanasiev, native of Moscow, has become an Internet hit–scoring more than a million YouTube views and TV appearances on Tonight Show with Jay Leno and The Tyra Banks Show by showing off tricks with his 3.5-inch long tongue. It’s only .36 inches shorter than the world recorder holder, Stephen Taylor, from the UK. But he’s miles more attractive than that guy, so he’s the real winner here.
He’s hoping the attention will help further his acting career, having already appeared in some films and TV shows like I, Carly. As a bonus, he’s single. He says that most guys tell him that he’ll be a hit with the ladies, but most girls are scared of it. To that I say, step aside.
http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/?p=17135A 20-year-old California man has the longest tongue in the U.S.
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FOX news,.....and TEXAS news!
DALLAS - A Dallas woman touched her friend's buttocks, sparking an assault and attempted stabbing, police said.
The alleged incident happened at an apartment in the 1700 block of Trade Winds Drive in the southern section of the city.
According to a police report, the unnamed suspect rubbed a finger along the victim's butt crack, prompting her to clench her buttocks. The victim claimed the clenching caused the bed she was sitting on to break, angering the suspect.
More rundown on the low down--
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A Florida woman was arrested after she stabbed an acquaintance on a city bus using a pick comb.
According to reports, 22-year-old Ashley Pound, entered the bus on Thursday and began arguing with the victim, Erica Sears. The victim says things quickly turned violent when Pound began punching her in the face. Passengers on the bus tried to intervene, but Pound brandished a pick comb and stabbed Sears in the left hand. The fine teeth of the comb punctured her hand and went all the way through.
Pound was apprehended at her home at short time later and admitted to hitting and stabbing the victim. She was charged with Aggravated Battery and held without bail.
http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/?p=17055A Florida woman was arrested after she stabbed an acquaintance on a city bus using a... more
An Indian man was beaten and coerced into marring a woman he’s dated on-and-off for 10 years.
Video footage shows the groom looking shaken, crying and delirious during the wedding festivities as those around him–including the bride–are happily celebrating. Wedding guests are seen holding him up and even force his hands to place a ring on the woman’s toe. His hands are moved together to place flowers around the woman’s neck–even though he seems limp, weak and unwilling to participate.
But according to the bride, her family and neighbors, he was going to marry her whether he liked it or not.
“He had refused to marry me,” bride Lakshmi told reporters. “Youth in the area have got me justice.” She says that he had made promises in the past to marry her, but skipped town and refused to honor his words. She added: “His mother had disagreed to the marriage due to which even he too refused to marry me. Now he has agreed for the marriage.”
His “change of heart” came after the woman’s neighbors found him, beat him, then marched him into a temple to get married.
http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/?p=16978An Indian man was beaten and coerced into marring a woman he’s dated on-and-off... more
(CNN) -- A homeless man allegedly broke into a California bar and served drinks to unsuspecting patrons all weekend -- before police came calling.
The bar, called the Valencia Club, had gone out of business for some time and its liquor license had expired, police said this week.
But the suspect, Travis Lloyd Kevie, 29, somehow got into the California establishment in the Penryn area of Sacramento Valley last week. He reopened the bar using beer he bought from a nearby store.
Kevie allegedly started with a six-pack of beer and used money he received to buy more alcohol.
He kept the bar open for a weekend serving about 30 customers a day, authorities said.
He was so successful that a local newspaper did a story about the bar reopening.
"A local newspaper report alerted a Placer County Sheriff's Office Detective of a possible ongoing crime being committed in the Penryn area," the Placer County Sheriff's Office said. "As Detective Jim Hudson read the morning newspaper he recognized an individual pictured on the front page as a local transient who has had numerous contact with the Placer County Sheriff's Office."
A detective went to the bar to determine if Kevie had obtained a liquor license.
"When Detective Hudson arrived at the Valencia Club it was open for business with customers bellied up to the bar. Upon questioning Kevie Detective Hudson determined that he had no connection to the property and he did not have a liquor license," the department said.
Kevie was arrested Tuesday and charged with burglary and selling liquor without a license.
A large amount of alcohol and cash was also confiscated from the bar.
The newspaper, the Auburn Journal, that ran the story about the new "bar owner", reported that Kevie was arraigned on a single misdemeanor charge Thursday and ordered released from jail.(CNN) -- A homeless man allegedly broke into a California bar and served drinks to... more
Police say a man dressed as a woman was caught having sex with a dog in the dry moat of a 13th century English castle!
According to reports, the dog’s owner–a woman–was walking around King Henry VIII’s Pendennis Castle in Cornwall with her friend when she spotted a man wearing a black dress. That’s when the dog began chasing after the 33-year-old cross dresser and the she soon lost sight of her pet.
By the time the woman and her friend found her dog, the man was on top of the animal having sex.
Employees at the castle restrained the man until police arrived. He received a caution for outraging public decency and was referred to other agencies where he may face further charges.
http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/?p=17037Police say a man dressed as a woman was caught having sex with a dog in the dry moat... more
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A cheating German couple fell out of the window of an apartment building while having sex!
Witnesses saw the 30-year-old female and her 28-year-old male lover fall 16 feet into the garden below. Neighbors say they saw the lovers in a brazen romp on the window sill in full view of everyone.
They were rushed to the hospital where they were treated for broken bones and head wounds. But the injured woman–who is married to another man–denies the allegation that anything inappropriate took place. “We weren’t having sex,” she told BILD. “We were just fooling around. I can’t remember the fall anymore.”
Incredibly, the randy pair had to face her husband because he was being treated at the SAME hospital for injuries sustained in a fall from a ROOF!
http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/?p=16909A cheating German couple fell out of the window of an apartment building while having... more
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A 60-year-old UK man says he’s met and had sex with so many Facebook members that the social networking site has permanently banned him!
Clive Worth, a retired miner, claims to have had trysts with more than 1,500 women from Web sites like plentyoffish.com, datingdirect.com, match.com, break.com and facebook.com over the past 10 years, Metro reports. He says he gets three or four dates a week and even keeps the panties of his conquests as trophies.
But now his enviable date book might go blank as Facebook administrators aim to put an end to his romps. Administrators have disabled his accounts–multiple times–just as quickly as he’s created them, he says.
“Facebook don’t give me a reason any more, they just remove me,” Worth said.
A spokesperson for the site says Facebook is “not the place to meet people you don’t know.”
Undaunted, Worth has found another way around Facebook’s watchful eye–he’s now using a new nom de guerre and posing as an attractive FEMALE named “Carol Peters.” The image on his new profile shows glamor model Coralie Robinson.
“I decided to call myself Carol on Facebook because that’s the name of my first date, when I was ten,” he says. He hopes his new approach will net him more dates.
http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/?p=16882A 60-year-old UK man says he’s met and had sex with so many Facebook members... more
A Chinese woman says she was horrified the moment her goat gave birth to a baby born with SEVEN legs!
“It was very difficult for the goat to deliver the kid, so I used my hand to pull out. It scared me!,” goat owner Ms. Song told reporters. “It is the first time I’ve seen anything like this in 13 years.” She says the baby is able to stand on only four of the seven legs and has a hearty appetite, but a local biologist says its unlikely it’ll survive much longer.
http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/?p=16828A Chinese woman says she was horrified the moment her goat gave birth to a baby born... more
A Florida man was arrested and charged with having sex with his dog named Christie Brinkley!
According to reports, 64-year-old Armand M. Pacher was reported to the authorities after he called a veterinarian’s office to reschedule an eye surgery appointment and told an office worker how he had sex with his 2 ½-year-old dog Great Dane.
“She doesn’t seem to enjoy it as much when we have sex. Maybe it’s because I haven’t been as energetic lately and that’s why she’s not enjoying it,” he allegedly told the staffer.
At the veterinarian’s office the doctor checked the spayed dog and found evidence of forced sex. He told police he believed the sex did not come from another dog.
Pacher was arrested on third-degree felony animal cruelty charges and could face up to five years in prison. His attorney says that the conversation about the sex was only a joke. “I’m really disappointed that Aventura police would make an arrest based on unsupported evidence and conclusions,” he said. “I expect my client will be full vindicated.”
http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/?p=16809A Florida man was arrested and charged with having sex with his dog named Christie... more
A 108-year-old Malaysian woman has announced that she wants to have a BABY with her 38-year-old husband!
Wok Kundoor, a centenarian who made international headlines back in 2006 when she married Mohd Noor Che Musa–a man 70 years her junior–told Malaysia’s The Star how she’s keen to hear the “patter of little feet” running around their home.
Eager husband Mohd Noor says that he and his wrinkled wife have been trying for years to produce a child together, but at 108 years old, it would take a miracle. “We tried (to have a baby) earlier but my wife’s age factor was an obstacle,” he said. “So, we decided to adopt a baby, preferably a boy.”
He added: “We are willing to accept babies who are born out of wedlock. Rather than abandon a newborn, give him to us and we promise to care of the child.”
He knew a baby would make his wife happy after she “pointed out to him a shop selling mittens and baby products” on their way home yesterday, The Star reports.
This news comes as the pair were recently reunited on Thursday after her husband spent more than a year in treatment at a drug rehab facility.
Wok’s marriage in 2006 to Mohd Noor marked a whopping 23rd time getting hitched for the veteran bride
http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/?p=16711A 108-year-old Malaysian woman has announced that she wants to have a BABY with her... more
Police say a Florida man was so proud of his manhood that he spent the day flashing his penis to adults and children multiple times, asking “Have you ever seen the biggest penis in the world?”
Matthew Magnus, 30, was arrested for exposing his genitals on Saturday. According to reports, he asked a group of children his big penis question, then pulled down his pants. They ran away. Undaunted, he found another group of kids and did the same thing. All of the juvenile victims were under 16 years old.
Police found the defendant in his apartment–naked–and took him into custody. They said his apartment was covered in dog feces, urine and trash, and they also found baggies with cocaine powder.
Magnus was charged with two counts of exposure of sexual organs, drug possession and drug paraphernalia.
And his worst offense, he’s a total MySpace creepster! Check out his gallery of douchebaggery:
http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/?p=16634Police say a Florida man was so proud of his manhood that he spent the day flashing... more