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Dexter’s Deadly Halloween Romance
By Reid Baer
Thank you for seeing me doctor -
you see I have this friend, no, no …
more like a family member who
I’m very concerned about ‘cause
He has this certain … mentality
when it comes to women. Oh, well
it’s difficult to explain; he’s
a man like all men, any man
is when it comes to females you
know he’s like two people at least:
one can be adoring and caring,
the other separate and distinct .
I think he has secrets in his
thoughts seeking out beautifully wounded
women to help them ostensibly -
to listen to them – or save them
from themselves but he can’t save himself
from himself where a girl and sex
are concerned! Truth be told he will
find one – like stalk one – then fixate
on her like she was … his next meal.
Yeah, like a vampire he’ll put his
sharp teeth into the nap of her
neck and drain her body dry of
necessary fluids - blood and all!
Now it gets really creepy like
in a weird psychotic way like
a serial killer he finds this
super charged sexuality
from the conquest and then afterwards
he can’t catch a glimpse of who he
is - not even in a full length mirror.
It’s a terrible cycle, doc.
You gotta help him he’s like a -
real Dexter – a Dexter izer –
good and bad like cycles in a
Maytag washing machine he’s a
condemned human being half alive.
Yeah, like a zombie on steroids
with a poisoned love potion in
a needle; I tell you he goes
too far, with this business like a
sick romantic version of a
swine flu virus, he says. Whatta fake!
And then he’s perplexed when his wife –
that’s right – his wife! asks him why he
holds his head at night as though he
has a very very bad head ache.
-Dexter’s Deadly Halloween Romance
By Reid Baer
Thank you for seeing me... more
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DOORS ARE LOCKED on Republicans during Democratic secret health care meeting.
How childish is this - the Dems have the locks changed so Republicans can’t get in to contribute to the secret health care bill? Didn’t Hillary do this before? Don’t you think it will end with a similar result?
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,569167,00.html
-DOORS ARE LOCKED on Republicans during Democratic secret health care meeting.
How... more
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Will you pray with me?
By Reid Baer
I, even from a mystic part,
acting as poet, reason with
you my friend from the start even
as I do with Him who is the
Alpha and Omega from the
foundation of my very own
conversion to the mystery
of Godliness beginning the
thought process of my faith like a
vision and commitment to the
ineffable heart where it is
a Just and Holy place for a
person to pitch a tent and gird
up his loins and wrestle strenuously
with myriads of demons hailing
in the East turning sun-wise to
the South, then the West, and finally
blessed in the North I beseech thee
dear Lord to abate thine anger
for a brief season that I might
clean my white garments from this ripe
and polluted generation
of souls who know no sense of the
Perfect Man! I pray, renew and succor
my weakness another day through
another place where Spirit fills
the heavenly congregation
of covenant children who have
been faithful and returned back home
to the center of purity
surrounding the source we find in Thee.
Now in this mortality – hope -
is for Approbation Divine.
-Will you pray with me?
By Reid Baer
I, even from a mystic part,
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Warning: Save Yourselves. Be ye clean.
Reid Baer
The enemy is no longer
in secret and the spirit of
peace has not prevailed nor the hate
lifted leaving our souls full of
confusion and evil winning
the crusade in our blessed land
and lest we forget our founding
fathers we too shall see too soon
the imminent fowl fierceness face
to face of powerful men and
wicked women shrieking hellish
noise into our ears creating
fear reigning in the hearts of our
neighbors and ourselves where no one
can hear our baleful prayers for we
have forsaken the sacred and
replaced the immutable law
with lawlessness and only a
power from on high could save us
if only He will and we are
pure and ready as possible
-Warning: Save Yourselves. Be ye clean.
Reid Baer
The enemy is no longer
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With Obam’s NEW Medical Marijuana law it’s okay for ANYBODY to smoke marijuana now. Federal drug agents won't pursue pot-smoking patients or their sanctioned suppliers in states that allow medical marijuana, under new legal guidelines issued Monday by the Obama administration. FULL STORY HERE: http://apnews.myway.com/article/20091019/D9BE5D2G0.html
-With Obam’s NEW Medical Marijuana law it’s okay for ANYBODY to smoke... more
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President Barack Hussein Obama, support this Afghanistan soldier with more troops or just bring him home! “Please don't play politics with our troops' lives!” he says. Here’s the full story from a soldier’s perspective in an Open Letter To President Obama from SEPTEMBER 28th!
http://www.soldiersperspective.us/2009/09/28/open-letter-to-president-obama/
Morale is low and men are dying because OBAMA can’t make a frickin’ decision NOW!
-President Barack Hussein Obama, support this Afghanistan soldier with more troops or... more
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Dump Depraved David Letterman NOW, CBS! He is a sad, twisted, deviant, old man - a walking, breathing, sexual-harassment lawsuit waiting to happen, according to Andrea Peyser of the New York Post. CLICK HERE FOR FULL STORY:
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/dump_depraved_dave_now_cbs_uBqwrz2d0rBl6BRmAamE1M
Reid Baer says David Letterman apologies are nothing but sunshine up yer skirt – hey, maybe you can make some raisins.
-Dump Depraved David Letterman NOW, CBS! He is a sad, twisted, deviant, old man - a... more
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Obama is screwing up! (adult content – only if you have a dirty mind)
As President Barack Obama is screwing up America, Dr. Raggety AssTrick rides his little pony in support.
-Obama is screwing up! (adult content – only if you have a dirty mind)
As... more
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Let the African-American Dr. Raggety Asstrick operate on President Barack Obama. This doctor knows black butts like nobody else!
Jimmy Carter … you’re next to sing Moon River … that is unless you’re a racist and won’t let a black man put his hand up your ass!
-Let the African-American Dr. Raggety Asstrick operate on President Barack Obama. This... more
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Patricia Baer sets the record straight with Fred Saldutti.
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Different speech writer - same soaring ambiguous rhetoric.
*Reid Baer is a pretend speechwriter for Dear Leader.Different speech writer - same soaring ambiguous rhetoric.
*Reid Baer is a pretend... more
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I sent in my video application to Sen. Jay Rockefeller, a West Virginia Democrat, who is heading up the White House Internet grab for power! They want a Cybersecurity “coordinator” position. That’s ME ;)
Here’s The Story:
http://news.cnet.com/8301-13578_3-10320096-38.html
-I sent in my video application to Sen. Jay Rockefeller, a West Virginia Democrat, who... more
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I’m Divining The Man
By Reid Baer
What if faith is more a
grounding to the earth than
an aspiration to
heaven and what if the
expiation of Christ
is as personal as
it is universal?
-I’m Divining The Man
By Reid Baer
What if faith is more a
grounding to the... more
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For all you snitches out there – send this video to Obama because I’m saying “NO” to the U.S. proposed socialized health care plan! P.S. Shame on AARP -
-For all you snitches out there – send this video to Obama because I’m... more
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