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Chinese doctors are baffled by a male dairy farmer’s bizarre condition: They believe he has the largest man boobs in the world.
Guo Feng, 53, says the condition began about 10 years ago when he began to gain weight, but thought nothing of it. But now he says “In the last few years it’s become unbearable and I have been from one hospital to the other with nobody able to help me.”
Doctors say they don’t want to do anything until they can identify the problem, but one thing they do agree on is that his breasts aren’t cancer related and contain only fatty tissue.
He added: “I have spent all my money on examinations and tests and am still no nearer a solution – in fact my breasts are now bigger than ever.”
The ridicule his condition has drawn in his village is so disturbing that he says he plans to cut his breasts off himself if doctors don’t help him.
http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/?p=11915Chinese doctors are baffled by a male dairy farmer’s bizarre condition: They... more
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Florida police say a furious 80-year-old man used a garden hoe to destroy his neighbor’s front door “beyond repair” because he thought they stole his cookies.
Gene Edward Chambers, a retiree, was approached by authorities and seen holding a garden hoe “raised above his head” in front of a home after frightened residents called police on Sunday.
“He went to the residence and knocked on the door,” a report states. “When they didn’t answer, he started hitting the door with the garden hoe.”
Chambers told police that his neighbors broke into his home during the night and stole seven boxes of Little Debbie Oatmeal cookies.
A deputy searched Chambers’ home for signs of theft and found five boxes of the cookies in his cabinet, and a receipt from the previous day that proved he purchased only five of the snacks from Wal-Mart. “Chambers was mistaken thinking he had bought seven boxes,” according to a deputy‘s report.
http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/?p=11658Florida police say a furious 80-year-old man used a garden hoe to destroy his... more
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For $5, you can cover up your dog or kitty’s EMBARRASSING exposed anus. Y’know, because animals are so ashamed to be naked. I believe Johnny Weir has one for his anus too, though instead of a flower pedal, it’s in the shape of a bullseye.
Here’s a product description:
Is your pet feeling left in the dirt because of his/her unsightly rear? I’ve got them covered… Rear Gear is handmade in Portland, OR and offers a cheerful solution to be-rid your favorite pet’s un-manicured back side.
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http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/?p=11524For $5, you can cover up your dog or kitty’s EMBARRASSING exposed anus.... more
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A UK man lost all of his teeth at the age of 22 because of his heavy drinking, which included 24 cans of beer a day.
Nicky Welfare, who ironically enough, lives off of public assistance–on unemployment compensation of nearly $91 weekly–was able to get free dentures paid for by tax payers.
He may not have any teeth, but I’d still hit it! Hey, no teeth? You thinking what I’m thinking? He could land lucrative work really fast if he takes notes from HBO’s Hookers on the Strip. NO TEETH is a great marketing tool! There’s no reason for someone that good looking to go hungry or thirsty.
His lack of teeth and winning drinking habits were used as a defense during a court hearing yesterday as he faced charges on driving while banned. The judge invoked his suspended sentence jail term (four months) on a previous charge and urged him to call Alcoholics Anonymous. Ladies, he’s single!!!!!
http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/?p=11402A UK man lost all of his teeth at the age of 22 because of his heavy drinking, which... more
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A Kansas man was beaten by his drug dealer after he discovered he duped him out of several hundred dollars worth of crack cocaine using Monopoly money, police say.
According to reports, Wichita, Kansas police stopped a man for a traffic violation on Thursday evening, only to find the 33-year-old victim bleeding from the head. But his explanation for the injury was a bizarre tale.
The victim told police that weeks earlier he purchased several hundred dollars of crack cocaine with Monopoly money, and the dealer attacked him as retribution.
“The man from whom he had bought the drugs was upset and invited him over to his house and upon arrival struck him in the head several times with a handgun and other people jumped into the fray,” said Gordon Bassham with the Wichita Police Department.
The victim escaped without serious injury, but police say he’s uncooperative in helping them apprehend the suspect.
http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/?p=11320A Kansas man was beaten by his drug dealer after he discovered he duped him out of... more
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Authorities say a woman was so obese that she couldn’t leave her bed as her home was burning down. A harrowing phone call released reveals a desperate woman trapped because of her large size.
According to reports, the 500-pound Jacksonville, Fla. woman called 911 on Tuesday night because she couldn’t rescue herself from a fire that started in her kitchen.
When authorities arrived at the home, they needed even more help–and quick thinking to save the woman. It took eight firefighters to lift her through the largest window in the home while on her mattress to get her to safety. Rescue workers says that they might not have been able to save her if she was trapped above the first floor.
http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/?p=11043Authorities say a woman was so obese that she couldn’t leave her bed as her home... more
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A Florida woman says her extra pounds saved her life after a potentially fatal gunshot to the abdomen was halted by her love handles.
Samantha Lynn Frazier, 35, was in a bar while on vacation in Atlantic City on Saturday when shots were fired at a man. Unaware that she had been shot, she ducked–and that’s when the pain began. “Something bit me,” she told the Press of Atlantic City. “I moved my hand, and it was full of blood.”
She then passed out and woke up in a hospital the next morning. Doctors told her that she could’ve died. “They said my love handles saved my life.”
“I’d been hollering how I want to lose weight,” she added. “I don’t want to lose weight anymore. I want to be as big as I can if it’s going to stop a bullet.”
The suspect is still at large.
http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/?p=10820A Florida woman says her extra pounds saved her life after a potentially fatal gunshot... more
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A rotted tree carved into the shape of a giant erect penis in the backyard of a home in Tempe, Arizona has outraged some neighbors.
“They carved it, all by themselves it looks like,” said neighborhood resident Susan Wood. “I’m a little bit speechless.” The tree stands at 8 ft. tall, and other residents say the tree was visible to passersby and already dead before it was carved, but say that the new phallic shape is now offensive. Wood says she sees the humor in the situation, but believes it should be taken down.
The city received an anonymous complaint and issued the home owner a violation for having a dead tree.
http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/?p=10536A rotted tree carved into the shape of a giant erect penis in the backyard of a home... more
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A Florida man was arrested after he attacked his wife with a meatloaf during a discussion about a separation.
According to reports, 39-year-old Lance David Ziegler picked up the meatloaf off a kitchen table after the wife told him she planned on leaving him. That’s when Ziegler smeared assaulted her with the food.
She called authorities and when they arrived, deputies found that the victim’s face was red and had residual sauce.
Ziegler was arrested and charged with domestic battery
http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/?p=9365A Florida man was arrested after he attacked his wife with a meatloaf during a... more
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Authorities were stunned to find that two prison inmates had undergone a painful and dangerous self-made tattoo procedure to permanently ink the whites of their eyes.
“It’s like the final frontier, nobody’s got it done,” Paul Inman told MSNBC in an interview. He tattooed his eyes dark blue to compliment his light blue eyes, and he’s currently serving 73 years on conspiracy to commit murder charges, arson and assault. “I bet you there’s no one in the world who has the same color of eyes as I do,” he added
http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/?p=9243Authorities were stunned to find that two prison inmates had undergone a painful and... more
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According to reports, Jason James Hughes had a sexual encounter with a minor in December 10, and charges were filled weeks later. The victim is an acquaintance of Hughes and his tattoos were not a factor in identifying him.
This is absolutely unthinkable! And the rape too. He posted $5,000 ba
http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/?p=9234According to reports, Jason James Hughes had a sexual encounter with a minor in... more
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A furious Toledo, Ohio woman was so upset that a McDonald’s did not have chicken nuggets available that she punched the attendant in the mouth, then punched through the glass drive-thru window.
According to reports, Melodi Dushane, 24, entered a Toledo McDonald’s drive-thru on Friday morning and ordered chicken nuggets. The attendant informed her that they were only serving breakfast at the time and had no nuggets available. That’s when Dushane punched her in the mouth. After a manager came to the window, Dushane began swinging at her, only to be pulled through the window by her hair by the manager. When she was released, she punched through the window.
Dushane now faces felony v
http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/?p=9196A furious Toledo, Ohio woman was so upset that a McDonald’s did not have chicken... more
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A former shepherd who accidentally killed a neighbour after a (presumably heated) discussion over a flock of sheep, has been found by police in the mountains of Portugal.
The 54-year-old man, had been hiding in caves in the mountains - escaping detection thanks to the locals.
"Local residents were quoted as saying the man, who only had a dog for company during his hiding, never harmed anyone while on the run. A local mayor said the village would hire a lawyer to try to alleviate his sentence."
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