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As Dead Space Week continues to roll on here at Gamervision, we thought it would be good to give you Dead Space fans a few more reasons to expel your bowels in fear while you play Dead Space 2, and avoid not being virgins for another night (SUCCESS!). Earlier this week we compiled a list of the top 25 movies that inspired the Dead Space series which you can find here. Just like in Dead Space, where you're pretty much at risk of whizzing yourself at every turn, we figured we would select a few scenes from movies that make you jump in terror, and have nightmares for 3 straight weeks while urinating in bed, causing my girlfriend to call me "the worst bed wetter she's ever slept with." It was a major contributing factor to our break up! So without further adieu here is my list of the top 7 movies scenes that will make you piss pantsAs Dead Space Week continues to roll on here at Gamervision, we thought it would be... more
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“The Star Wars Christmas Special” is a new holiday short film directed and produced by Nick Murphy and Paul Ritchey at Gamervision. Since the notoriously bad “Star Wars Holiday Special” is so difficult to find, Gamervision decided to make a holiday version of their own, using original scenes from the film with new dialogue, voice overs, fancy editing and much more. It’s definitely the best holiday movie in the whole galaxy!
This piece includes a number of high-resolution color photographs, as well as the short film.
http://disembedded.wordpress.com/2010/12/23/the-wonderful-star-wars-christmas-special/“The Star Wars Christmas Special” is a new holiday short film directed and... more
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Over the six years of Warcraft's influence on the MMO community, it is almost impossible to understand the amazing sense of humor Blizzard has infused into the game. Along with Warcraft's ability to laugh at itself, it also has the ability to mirror and emulate some very real life issues. We often discuss this on the MMO Show, where the topic of Warcraft's incredible capacity to capture a sense of simulated realism never seems to get old and never seems to stop fascinating myself and my MMO loving colleagues. So in honor of one of my favorite games of all time, and it's forthcoming latest iteration, I present you with a list of some real world elements that have seeped their way into an otherwise totally fictional game.
http://gamervision.com/users/field/articles/world_of_real_craftOver the six years of Warcraft's influence on the MMO community, it is almost... more
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This weekend is Halloween. If you are like me, you probably already have your costume idea well thought out and completed. You've probably made all of your adjustments to your sexy kitten get-up, or your sexy maid costume, making sure your thongs and garters are ironed and adjusted to fit just right. I mean, who wouldn't have a costume ready two days before Halloween and a day before the day when most Halloween parties are going to be jumpin' off like House Party II? Anyone who doen't have a costume ready is going to look like an idiot at best. They're probably going to lose all the friends at their respective parties and nobody will have sex with them…ever.
http://www.gamervision.com/users/field/articles/josh_s_last_minute_halloween_costume_ideasThis weekend is Halloween. If you are like me, you probably already have your costume... more
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You know what we love? Women. You know what else we love? Horror movies. On our very first "List" show, we chat about our favorite women in horror movies, and what makes them so special. Our decisions are not up for debate. These are the final answers. You have no choice. What we say is law. At least until we do another list, and change our minds completely. Then that's the new law. Praise Paul.
Looking for a good twice-weekly video podcast to watch? Us too. That's why we created Epic Boobs. Every Monday and Thursday you'll find the four of us talking about the things you need to know about. Why should you care what we think about current events? Because we're awesome. Also, the show is basically Continue? plus Luke, so it's got to be the best thing on the internet since, well, ever.
http://www.gamervision.com/users/00_19/articles/epic_boobs_episode_4_10_28_10You know what we love? Women. You know what else we love? Horror movies. On our very... more
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The only thing better than being an adult at Halloween is beating a kid at Halloween…I mean…BEING a kid at Halloween. As a child, most things terrified me, which would later manifest as several mental illnesses help shape the person I've become today. Recently, the discussion around the office turned to the topic of what used to scare us when we were kids. Most of us were scared of things that scare most children…scary movies, Jeff Goldblum, the band Genesis... but some of us had some awful experiences with scary toys. The thought of a child being afraid of his own toys is both sad, and satisfyingly amusing. Nothing is worse than a sad child…but man is it hilarious to trick them! So we've compiled a list of the scariest toys that probably turned a lot of us into the depraved, paranoid weirdos that we are to this day. By we, I mean me…
http://www.gamervision.com/users/field/articles/scariest_toys_ever_madeThe only thing better than being an adult at Halloween is beating a kid at... more
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Being as its the month of October, and everyone here at the Gamervision HQ is in full Halloween mode, I figure that it is time for me to set aside my burning hatred for fall and embrace the spirit of the season. What else is better than putting on a hoodie and watching a scary movie on a Friday night with your best girl? And by your best girl, I mean I will be taking her out. I'll tell you what's better…putting on a hoodie on a Friday night watching a scary movie by yourself! However you and I spend our lonely existence, Halloween has taken over, whether we like it or not. So in the spirit of the season, I figured I'd go back and watch one of my favorite scary movies. That movie being House.
http://www.gamervision.com/users/field/articles/weekend_matinee-2Being as its the month of October, and everyone here at the Gamervision HQ is in full... more
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October!!!! Ahhhh what a glorious month for sports fans. With football season in full swing we here at Gamervision.com are embroiled in an all out fantasy football WAR! It's serious…as serious as Kellen Winslow! Sports are fun. I'm told people play them in an effort to measure penis size and prove they are not gay (fail). We have a proud tradition here at Gamervision. And by proud, I of course mean we've been doing it for two months.
So in honor of our glorious and epic struggle to best one another in the most pointless of all pastimes (fantasy sex league), I have compiled my ultimate fantasy football players OF ALL TIME from the greatest sports video game ever made…Tecmo Super Bowl. BOOOOOOOOM (explosions)!!!!!!!
http://www.gamervision.com/users/field/articles/the_ultimate_gaming_fantasy_football_draftOctober!!!! Ahhhh what a glorious month for sports fans. With football season in full... more
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Some of you may know that we here at Gamervision love computers. Some of us (Timmy) have an unhealthy relationship with our computer…claiming that we are talking to our Canadian model girlfriends when we should be playing WoW with our friends. Computers make our lives better and more porn filled. In an ode to those Computer Cowboys out there who also love all things computer and lolsy, I've compiled a list of the greatest computer hackers of all time.
http://www.gamervision.com/users/field/articles/hacker_hall_of_fameSome of you may know that we here at Gamervision love computers. Some of us (Timmy)... more
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If you're like me and a fan of both Star Trek Wars and MMOs, you've probably heard that Bioware is coming out with a tasty-looking Star Wars MMO based on the hugely popular Knights of the Old Republic series. In preparation for the game, for which a release date has yet to be announced, swtor.com has been filling their media section with all kinds of behind-the-scenes featurettes based on the production and design of the game. I usually go to swtor.com every day to check the updates and see if they've updated the history timeline, which I am addicted to, and vainly hope that I will stumble upon the release date. In the meantime, if you're as excited as I am about the upcoming release of TOR, you'll just have to make due with the teasers they've provided to get your fix.
http://gamervision.com/users/field/articles/alert_the_internets_star_wars_nerd_excited?utm_campaign=field/articles/alert_the_internets_star_wars_nerd_excited&utm_medium=HomepageFeatureBanner&utm_content=Banner2If you're like me and a fan of both Star Trek Wars and MMOs, you've probably... more
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As summer draws to an end and the realization hits you that we have a limited amount of time to enjoy the finer things in life, such as daylight and warmth, I was thinking of some ways that one could curb the effects of the two worst seasons created by the tilt of the Earth's stupid axis (23.5 degrees). Since you probably don't ever go outside anyway, why not use the warmth of soothing video games to get you through "the dark times" ? So I compiled a list of summer themed games that you should play, if you're like myself and wish humans hibernated like cute bears.
http://gamervision.com/users/field/articles/summer_games_that_will_get_you_through_fall_winter?utm_campaign=field/articles/summer_games_that_will_get_you_through_fall_winter&utm_medium=HomepageFeatureBanner&utm_content=Banner2As summer draws to an end and the realization hits you that we have a limited amount... more
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A few days ago we here at Gamervision HQ were discussing what we discuss every Tuesday afternoon from noon to 4pm…that being hot anthropomorphized cartoon characters we'd bang. Now, you may be thinking to yourself "Hey that's weird" or "Hey, that's really fucking weird", but I assure you that at some point in your life you've thought about the attractiveness of at least one really hot cartoon animal. In fact I'd go as far as to say that if you say you haven't, you're a dirty filthy liar. Do you kiss your hot mother with that liar mouth?
http://gamervision.com/users/field/articles/6_cartoon_characters_that_spawned_furriesA few days ago we here at Gamervision HQ were discussing what we discuss every Tuesday... more
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Do you know what's really fucking cool? Fighting dudes. Do you know what's even fucking cooler? Fighting dudes in an underground, competitive, non-sponsored, unregulated, illegal tournament…TO THE DEATH! They should make a movie about that and name it something like "Blood Competition" or "Blood Fight Club". Oh they already made a movie like that? And it's called Bloodsport you say? Fucking awesome.
http://gamervision.com/users/field/articles/weekend_matinee-1?utm_campaign=field/articles/weekend_matinee-1&utm_medium=HomepageFeatureBanner&utm_content=Banner4Do you know what's really fucking cool? Fighting dudes. Do you know what's... more
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The great Arthur C. Clark once said, "Politicians should read science fiction, not westerns and detective stories". You know who else should read science fiction? The people who make science fiction movies. Over the years we've been inundated with all the gadgetry and social commentary that makes science fiction such a great genre to read, watch, and write. But now that we're officially living in the futuristic year of 2010, I feel like we can look back at some of these predictions with a bit of skepticism and "lol" at some of the more ridiculous predictions and gadgets that haven't been invented…because they're stupid. Let's get started...
http://gamervision.com/users/field/articles/10_sci_fi_gadget_prediction_misfiresThe great Arthur C. Clark once said, "Politicians should read science fiction,... more
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Gamervision got an exclusive look at this uncut version of the original Mass Effect 2 sex scene between Shepard and Miranda. This is the scene that would have wound up in the game, but EA was trying to maintain "M" rating, rather than the "AO" that the ESRB would have stamped on Mass Effect 2 had this scene stayed in the game as is. This footage has found its way from the cutting room floor and into our recently-very-hairy hands. Seriously, try to not touch yourselves while you watch this. I know I c...
Starring: Dominic Moschitti, Paul Ritchey, and Chris Buek
Edited by: Nick Murphy
Shot by: Timmy Frisch
http://www.gamervision.com/users/hey_nick_murphy/articles/mass_effect_2_uncut_and_uncesored_sex_scene#commentsGamervision got an exclusive look at this uncut version of the original Mass Effect 2... more
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Read the full text review at:
http://www.gamervision.com/users/coop/articles/mass_effect_2_xbox_360
Mass Effect 2 is easily one of the best games of the generation, blowing away its predecessor in just about every way, and removing the "flawed" attachment to the "masterpiece" title. It is, at its core, an RPG experience, though the changes to the combat engine definitely make it play more like a traditional third-person shooter at times, and that isn't at all a bad thing. The universe created in the original Mass Effect has been nearly perfected this time around, further propelling the series ahead of the pack, and setting a bar for interactive storytelling that will likely not be matched for years to come.Read the full text review at:... more
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This week our heroes, Dominic Moschitti, Paul Ritchey and Nick Murphy, battle happy robot washing machines, seek insight from horses, and celebrate at McRonalds. Seriously. That's not a typo. That's what this game is about.
Every week on Continue?, we sit people down to play a random old school game for 45 minutes. We're talking NES, SNES, Genesis old here. There is one question we are trying to answer - do we want to stop playing or continue?
Starring: Dominic Moschitti, Paul Ritchey, and Nick Murphy
Edited by: Nick Murphy
Effects by: Paul Ritchey and Nick MurphyThis week our heroes, Dominic Moschitti, Paul Ritchey and Nick Murphy, battle happy... more
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