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Sometimes people decide to call things FAILs, when they aren’t really that FAIL. I try to find the glimmer of goodness in everything, so this is another edition of some FAILs that I don’t think are really FAILs.
Tiger Woods is busy with his latest girlfriend so of course he doesn't have time for Golg. But I don't think this is a FAIL. I think this is really mature. Instead of working on Star Wars fan fiction, he's getting his priorities straight. Goodbye to the "Valley of Golg." Hello to "coming to terms with responsibility."
Did you seriously just FAIL mother nature? What exactly does that entail? Isn't it impressive that an iceberg can look like a shlong? There is some unifying force of nature. I'm not a religious person, but it's times like this make me consider the possibility of a higher being.
If a kid falls that's a FAIL? I think not. FAILs are tragedies, little kids falling over, that's pure comedy. I know I sound insensitive, but I can make jokes like this because when I was that age, I used to fall out of potato sacks, on the regular.
Look I know we're in the middle of a disaster, but firemen need cheese puffs too.
How can you call this beautiful Michael Jackson portrait a FAIL? He had to convince two cherub-like toddlers to hang from a platform, while he posed on his horse. That is craftsmanship.
How on earth do you think these women became beautiful brunette bombshells from Buenos Aires? I'll tell you, by drinking the Argentinian national beer Quilmes. Nothing these women do could ever be a FAIL.
Catch up on your FAILs that aren't FAILS.
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