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Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has canceled his date with pop sensation Justin Bieber over the singer's refusal to meet with children living in communities affected by Gaza rocket fire, Channel Two reported on Tuesday.
The prime minister was scheduled to host the young singer at his office in Jerusalem on Wednesday evening, before Bieber's Thursday night concert.
Taking advantage of the PR opportunity presented by the meeting with Bieber, Netanyahu's advisers invited a group of children from communities near the Gaza border to attend.
The children had disembarked from a school bus just before it was hit by a Hamas rocket last Thursday, critically wounded a teen and moderately wounding the bus driver.
Bieber reportedly refused to meet the children, which led Netanyahu to cancel the meeting.
Upon arriving in Israel on Monday, the singer was met by throngs of tween girls who mobbed his Tel Aviv hotel.
Some 200 young fans gathered at Tel Aviv's Sheraton Hotel Monday morning, staying there for hours in the hope of catching sight of the phenom. Bieber is scheduled to give a concert in Tel Aviv on Thursday night.
"We arrived especially on a flight from Eilat," said Yaakov Melamed, father of a 12-year old girl - one of about 200 groupies in the hotel's lobby on Monday. "We are following him everywhere," said Adi, 14, from Ganei Tikva. "I will go with him to Jerusalem and the Dead Sea, and I've been waiting here since eight in the morning," she said.
http://www.haaretz.com/news/national/netanyahu-cancels-bieber-date-over-refusal-to-meet-kids-affected-by-gaza-rockets-1.355598Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has canceled his date with pop sensation Justin... more
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As a great man once said, "Yer 'ither widdis, 'er yer aginnis." after which we as a nation waved our tiny Chinese made American flags non stop for seven straight years while singing the national anthem as loudly as our little voices could carry it. Today, our President spends most of his waking hours apologizing for America's inherent awesomeness and the other half pretending he has a birth certificate. And our pop stars are allowed to run rampant, besmirching this great nation of ours to anybody with a note pad and tape recorder like they have some kind of damned constitutional right to do so. Remember what happened when the Dixie Chicks tried to pull that shit? Of course not, because all evidence of the existence of the "Dixie Chicks" has been removed from public record and anyone that says the name of that non-existent band is rounded up for additional reconditioning by agents of the former administration. So I'm kind of in a hurry to finish this up here before I am rightfully taken from my home by force and beaten night and day for my crimes.
But now, far removed from those ice cream and cookies glory days of complete obedience to the crown, our teens, tweens and twinfants are being indoctrinated by a floppy haired little illegal alien with the voice of an angel and the heart of a god damned baby Sadam Hitler Bin Stalin!
Justin Bieber hates America.
I personally always knew that his music was a blatant attack on all who heard it and have been trying to warn people of the repeated anti-American lyrical content. People would laugh and say I was too old, that I just didn't get it and ask me where my pants were. But who's pants now?! We give and we give and we give to him. We buy his merchandise, we go to his movies, we allow him all of the teens he can eat and after all of these things that we as Americans have given to this Canadian hate monger, this is how he repays us.
"You guys are evil," he told some hippie magazine writer. "Canada's the best country in the world."
Unedited, out of context quote, directly from the enemy combatant's mouth. In an interview appearing in tomorrow's "Rolling Stone Magazine Publication Periodical Leaflet Brochure", this foreheadless ice licker spews his message of hate for all of the news stand going public to read. And since that demographic is so laughably insignificant and pitiable, I am making sure that all of the world wide internets can hear my fear and anger about something that apparently happened but that I have no first hand knowledge of!
In the good old days, a statement like that would be the last we would ever hear from a foreign celebrity on our soil. The interview would have been abruptly ended by a battalion of masked, privately contracted security forces storming into the interview room and shouting incoherent code words and short hand that really only means anything to them. A burlap sack would have been pulled down over his dreamy, pouty face with special care taken to muss his trademark as roughly as the captor could stomach. After which he would be whisked away to an undisclosed location to be held without trial for as long as was deemed appropriate. We as a country have gone soft and are too afraid to do what's right to people who call us names!
And while that would seemingly have been enough for any publicist or management team with any sort of desire to maintain their ridiculously cushy gravy train to immediately spring into action, hurriedly clarifying exactly what he meant to say while frantically pushing their meal ticket toward the door, he was inexplicably allowed to continued the interview. Apparently, so personally stricken by "Bieber Fever" themselves, his management team was too busy elbowing each other in the ribs and giggling "Did he actually say that?" to realize that their entire world was about to explode right in front of their eyes by their super star's next admission.
Justin Bieber believes in the divinity of sexual assault?
You fuckin' heard me right, jack!
When questioned further about his anti-abortion beliefs (why the fuck Justin Bieber is being asked about his stance on abortion in the first damned place I don't know, unless we're planning on electing another FOREIGNER President!) in regard to "extenuating circumstances such as rape", this little Canadian Taliban's response was:
"Um. Well, I think that's really sad, but everything happens for a reason."
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He what?
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That's right ladies, you were raped... with a higher purpose in mind. So says the Bieber.
To really expound on that statement would obviously be pointless. It's the kind of thing a homeless person screams before running into traffic and barking at every green car that hits him. But apparently he said it and apparently, (until the flood of awkwardly worded press releases come streaming out of Team Bieber, trying desperately to put the rape back in the bottle) he believes it. I honestly couldn't be giddier about his team's gross mishandling of his former career and just hope this turns out to be as gigantic a cluster Bieber as it could be.
I take it all back Justin, I love you so hard. Keep on keepin' stupid.
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Never Say Never is Justin Biebers big screen movie premier! In the process of making a movie about Justin Biebers life, two movie executives concoct a plot to make it more interesting for the fans. Featuring Walt Frasier, Laurice Fattal, Patrick Reidy and Allyson Goodman. Brought to you by Absent Minded Comedy and the cast of LMAONever Say Never is Justin Biebers big screen movie premier! In the process of making a... more
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Breaking News Updates Justin Bieber and Ozzy Osbourne's Best Buy commercial for the Super Bowl - VIDEO. Detroit rapper Eminem managed to steal part of the Super Bowl's thunder, appearing in a pair of multimillion-dollar ads during the game.Breaking News Updates Justin Bieber and Ozzy Osbourne's Best Buy commercial for... more
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He's THE biggest star of the year (well, aside from Snooki, maybe) and is generating a bunch of hype about his relationship with Selena Gomez. Why is Bieber so big? Here's our top 10 best guesses.He's THE biggest star of the year (well, aside from Snooki, maybe) and is... more
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InfoMania's Music Interventionist Sergio Cilli gets his mop-top on at Justin Bieber's recent concert at the Staples Center. Watch Bieber's loyal hordes of teenaged girls declare their devotion - extremely loudly -- and easily bat aside Sergio's specious claims that the pop star is really a 41-year-old named Kingsley Wayne. (Maybe Wikipedia was wrong?) Sergio also bumps into Erin Gibson, who, it turns out, has already caught an incurable case of Bieber Fever. Though that doesn't entirely excuse her pigtails.
infoMania is a half-hour satirical news show that airs on Current TV. The show puts a comedic spin on the 24-hour chaos and information overload brought about by the constant bombardment of the media. Hosted by Conor Knighton and co-starring Brett Erlich, Erin Gibson, Ben Hoffman, Bryan Safi, Ellen Fox and Sergio Cilli, the show airs on Thursdays at 11/10c on Current TV.
Go to http://current.com/infomania for more, and make sure to check out our Facebook profile for special features at http://facebook.com/infomania.InfoMania's Music Interventionist Sergio Cilli gets his mop-top on at Justin... more
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Homer Simpson, Tony Soprano, and Harry Potter made it into "Entertainment Weekly's" list of the best TV and movie characters of the last 20 years and that means they're in "We've Got You Covered," Conor Knighton's weekly roundup of magazines. Also ready for their cover shot: Spike Jonze, Lady GaGa, "Real Housewives of New York," Angelina Jolie, Snooki, Pixar's "Toy Story 3," sex facts, Justin Bieber, and gay celebrities.
We've Got You Covered is a recurring segment on Current TV's weekly television show, infoMania. In each episode of We've Got You Covered, Conor Knighton catches you up on everything you need to know about what's in this week's magazines. For more We've Got You Covered visit: http://current.com/groups/weve-got-you-covered/
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infoMania is a half-hour satirical news show that airs on Current TV. The show puts a comedic spin on the 24-hour chaos and information overload brought about by the constant bombardment of the media. Hosted by Conor Knighton and co-starring Brett Erlich, Erin Gibson, Ben Hoffman, Bryan Safi and Sergio Cilli, the show airs on Thursdays at 10 pm Eastern and Pacific Times and can be found online at http://current.com/infomania/ or on Current TV. And make sure to check out our facebook profile for special features at http://facebook.com/infomania.Homer Simpson, Tony Soprano, and Harry Potter made it into "Entertainment... more
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Meet Rusty. He claims that he is Justin Bieber's #1 fan! His goal is to meet his idol. He thinks setting up a Bieber Dam and using Bieber Bait, he will accomplish that goal.Meet Rusty. He claims that he is Justin Bieber's #1 fan! His goal is to meet his... more
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