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PCW Extreme Political TV
East Kentucky Expo Center
Pikeville, Kentucky
Monday August 29th, 2011
Host: Johnny Suave
Suave welcomes everyone to PCW Extreme Political TV. Tonight, there will be an announcement regarding the future of PCW Champion ‘The Japanese SuperDestroyer’ Yamamoto Tanaka (D). Plus, after blowing up two women’s matches Thursday night on PCW Politics Is War, where will Valora’s Path of Rage strike next?
The big match on the docket:
-Democrats have a grudge match between ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism and Triple R. Last week on PCW Politics Is War show, Triple R eliminated Chism during a three way dance Waiver match by dropping him onto barbed wire. Then later on…
…Bahama comes back with a Springboard elbow. Triple R gets tied to the TREE OF WOE!!! Bahama dropkicks a chair into Triple R’s face. Triple R is busted open now. Bahama then beats his ass while Triple R screams for help from Stone Chism. Bahama applies the Bahama Backbreaker. Here comes Chism with a steel chair. He goes after Bahama…NO. CHISM KILLS TRIPLE R with the chair shot! Bahama covers…1…2…3…
MATCH #1
‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism (D) w/The Skanky Rich Bimbos: Kim, Courtney, and Chloe vs. Triple R (D)
Chism is the darling of the Hollywood Left. Triple R the darling of the Angry Left Wing Bloggers.
…Chism misses a dive to the floor. Knee gets banged up in the process. Suave notes that Triple R baited him into hurting himself. Chism continues to fight. A rope walk rana is blocked. Frogsplash should finish Triple R but someone runs out and pulls Chism off. IT’s the Angry Left Wing Bloggers: Markos Moutilsas of the Daily Kos, Arianna Huffington, Firedog Lake’s Jane Hamsher, and Eric Boehlert from Media Matters for America.
The Hollywood Left respond by running to the ring to break it up. In the midst of the chaos, Chism slaps a figure four on Triple R. Kim Cardis-Sheehan grabs Chism’s hands for extra leverage and Triple R is forced to tap out @ 6:36.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
When PCW returns, the Skanky Rich Bimbos are lying unconscious in the ring with Chism. Triple R lies on the floor outside the ring. Who’s in the ring…
...Valora Salinas (I)
Suave: “HOLY CRAP!”
Valora and her lead pipe stand over the fallen Cardis-Sheehans. Valora’s “Path of Rage” continues and she departs.
Suddenly, Big Oil’s music hits. He comes out to the entrance ramp and says that he wants to make it perfectly clear that it’s not his fault that gas prices haven’t dropped. But rather, the fault lies with the American People for continuing to use gas like it will never go away. But tonight, Big Oil mentions he and tag team partner are entitled to challenge the Republican’s #1 team for their spot. He wants it to happen tonight.
The Leader of the PCW Competition Committee John Boehner (R-OH) walks out and says that the Schmidts told him that they would meet Big Oil and Walkstreit tonight. Boehner tells Big Oil he is starting to become an embarrassment to everyone in the PCW and Texas itself.
Backstage
Former George W. Bush aide de camp Dick Cheney promotes his new book, In My Time. While promoting the memoir, Cheney promised that there would be “heads exploding all over Washington” when the book hits the shelves tomorrow.
Cheney is confronted by Colin Powell who tells him that his head isn’t exploding and to knock off the cheap shots. Powell: “You had a long and distinguished career, and I hope in this book that is what you will focus on, not these cheap shots that you’re taking at me and other members of the administration who served to the best of our ability for PCW CEO Bush.”
Cheney and Powell exchange words. Cheney accuses him of not being forthcoming with his opinions to Bush. Powell retorts “nonsense.” He states Bush knew that I told him what I thought about every issue of the day. Cheney holds up a copy of the book as we go to a commercial…
COMMERCIAL BREAK
Republican Headquarters
With Rick Perry (R-TX) looking on, Texas Jack (R) officially signed on to be the Republicans #2 wrestler. Jack says he’s looking forward to winning a play-in spot in next months Lock and Load Tournament.
Three of the four spots for the Lock and Load Tournament have been filled: PCW Champion Yamamoto Tanaka (D)- the Democrats #1 wrestler, ‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott (R)- the Republican’s #1, and now former PCW Champion O’Beck Bahama (D)- who won a Waiver into the match Thursday night.
Replay-ROUND ONE OF LOCK AND LOAD TOURNAMENT PLAY-IN: Daniel-San (I) w/Mrs. Miyagi vs. ‘The Self-Proclaimed Savior of the Middle Class’ Big Labor (D) vs. ‘Bureaucrat’ Andy Riley (D) vs. Kevin Collins of Paul Ryan’s Raiders (R)
…Daniel-San looks around and goes to the top. Riley is looking away. Daniel-San hits the five star frog splash! LABELL LOCK! Blackwell has Big Labor locked up in the Tazzmission in the corner. Riley taps…‘Bureaucrat’ Andy Riley eliminated
Daniel-San to the top of an adjacent corner. Blackwell holds a chair on Big Labor’s face, VAN TERMINATOR! Big Labor topples over. Daniel-San quickly slaps on the Cattle Mutilation. Big Labor taps…
Backstage
Angry at what took place earlier in the night, the Angry Left Wing Bloggers: Markos Moutilsas of the Daily Kos, Arianna Huffington, Firedog Lake’s Jane Hamsher, and Eric Boehlert from Media Matters for America kidnap Christine O’Donnell (R-DE), tie her to a stake, dump a pile of her new book, Troublemaker, at her feet, and set them ablaze.
Security personnel quickly rush to the scene and put the fire out.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
Upcoming Shows:
8/29- PCW Extreme Political TV
9/8- PCW Politics is War on P-SPAN
9/12- PCW Extreme Political TV
9/15- PCW Politics is War on P-SPAN
9/19- PCW Extreme Political TV
9/22- PCW Politics is War on P-SPAN
9/25- PCW Lock and Load PPV
Tanaka Announcement
With PCW CEO Barack Obama (D-IL) by his side, PCW Champion Yamamoto Tanaka (D) announces backstage that he is indeed leaving PCW at the end of next month. Tanaka is returning to Japan to wrestle there.
MAIN EVENT- NON-TITLE MATCH:
PCW Tag Team Champions The Schmidt Brothers: Jack and Joe (R) w/Ron Paul (R-TX) vs. Corporate Might: Big Oil (R) w/Texas Tex and Kirk Walstreit (R)
-winner becomes/remains the Republican’s #1 tag team
-loser becomes/remains the Republican’s #2 tag team
Both teams combined have won the PCW Tag Team Title five times. Both teams beat each other from pillar to post in this match.
…Jack boots Walstreit down in the corner but then misses an elbow. Big Oil drops Jack with a German suplex. Joe tags in. Joe suplexes Walstreit. But Big Oil interferes again and splashes Joe in the corner. All four in the ring now. Jack delivers a bulldog to Big Oil. Joe low blows Walstreit and makes the cover. Texas Tex now in the ring and he breaks the pin with his golden money belt.
Jack DDT’s both Kirk Walstreit and Texas Tex simultaneously. Joe tries to slap a sleeper hold on Big Oil but the big guy drops him. Walstreit nails Jack with a Cyclone Kick. Walstreit tries to make the pin on Joe but Ron Paul makes the save at two. Big Oil spins Paul around but Jack low bridges him. Big Oil throws Jack out of the ring and he and Walstreit deliver the Corporate Swing to Joe for two. Joe fights out of the doubleteam and sends Walstreit into Big Oil. Ron Paul on the top rope with a big cashbox…MONEYBOMB! Walstreit is knocked out and Joe makes the cover…1…2…3…pin at 10:09.
Suave reminds everyone that PCW will be off the rest of the week and will return next Thursday night with PCW Politics Is War on P-SPAN. Happy Labor Day everyone!PCW Extreme Political TV
East Kentucky Expo Center
Pikeville, Kentucky
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PCW Extreme Political TV
Wood County Fair
Bowling Green, Ohio
Monday August 1st, 2011
Host: Johnny Suave
Suave welcomes everyone to PCW on a night where “finally, an agreement was reached on the PCW deficit and debt.” He shocks the crowd by introducing Gabby Giffords (D-AZ) to the crowd- her first PCW appearance since her near fatal shooting several months ago.
The crowd gives Giffords a standing ovation.
Suave: “So the compromise has passed and an agreement to reduce spending by 2.4 trillion dollars.”
Mike Doyle (D-PA) and several Democrats stomp out to the ring with Aide de Camp Joe Biden (D) and takes the microphone from Suave. Doyle says the agreement sucks. “We’ve negotiated with terrorists. This small group of terrorists have made it impossible to spend any money.” Biden agrees that the Tea Party have acted like terrorists.
This brings out the Tea Party in the form of Average Joe, NRA, ‘Tin Cup’ Ray McAvay, and Tromeo and Dr. Molly Greenwald. Average Joe tells Doyle he’s full of crap. “Tea Partiers are ordinary people fed up with the extraordinary crap going on.” Average Joe tells Doyle that ordinary Americans don’t have the luxury of merely printing more money to pay off their debts. Dr. Greenwald says to call them terrorists because they’re finally standing up to the special interests and demanding change shows a deep seated hatred of average Americans.
Biden immediately tries to back up on his ‘terrorist’ remark.
Average Joe fires back. “Does this guy have a mirror in his home or office? As usual, politicians casts the blame everywhere other then where it belongs, on dem and repub elites. For the most part, Tea Party folks seem to be listening to the citizen. The same can’t be said for republicans and democrats presently in power. The political extortion he refers to is the art of lying, misdirection, distortion, and hackery, practiced by those who’ve been in office for what seems forever. Both mainline parties are at fault for this!”
COMMERCIAL
Back from break, ‘Hardball’ Chris Matthews, CBS’s Norah O’Donnell, the Angry Left Wing Bloggers (Markos Moutilsas, Paul Krugman, Eric Boehlert, and Arianna Huffington) have attacked the Tea Party and there’s brawling in the ring.
‘Do You Hear the People Sing?’ from the musical Les Miserables begins to play.
Do you hear the people sing?
Singing a song of angry men?
It is the music of a people
Who will not be slaves again!
When the beating of your heart
Echoes the beating of the drums
There is a life about to start
When tomorrow comes!
Independents Charlie Blackwell and “No Frills” Chris Escondido race out with Blackwell’s Les Miserables and dive into the middle of the fracas. Blackwell and Escondido clean house and start ejecting people from the ring. First, Matthews. Then Markos. O’Donnell. Krugman. Boehlert. Finally, Huffington.
*YOU’RE THE WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD!*
PCW King of Extreme Titleholder Keith Olbermann of Current TV and his FOK buddies Shannyn Moore, David Shuster, and Rachel Maddow jump into the ring and attack Blackwell and Escondido. Blackwell’s Les Miserables then swarm the ring and finally security arrives to try and sort all this out.
COMMERCIAL
MATCH #1
Code Pink (D) and Emily List (D) vs. The Triple Threat: Katie Collins (R) and ‘Texas Cowgirl’ Haley Dallas (R) w/Kalee Jones- The Eskimo Queen (R)
This match stems from last Thursday’s brawl. Bill Maher (D) had come out and trashed Republican and Independent women. The Triple Threat take exception. Code Pink and Emily List Glitter Bomb Collins and Dallas. Jones Eskimo Piefaces Pink and List.
…Collins with a bear hug on Emily List. List fights her way out of it and tags in Code Pink. Pink with an elbow and then gives Collins a pair of shotgun knees. Then Pink connects with a facewash kick for a two count. List sneaks back in and tries to get a Glitter Bomb but Kalee Jones jumps in, grabs her, and tosses her out of the ring. Code Pink misses the leg lariat and Collins locks in the PPD (Personal Political Destructor) for the win @ 8:25
Suave describes the high emotion backstage as everyone comes to terms with the deficit/debt agreement. “Perhaps, emotions are running too hot.”
BACKSTAGE
Doug Lamborn (R-Colorado): “Even if some people say, well the Republicans should have done this or they should have done that, they will hold Obama responsible. Now I don’t want to even have to be associated with him. It’s like touching a tar baby and you get, you get it, you know… you are stuck and you are part of the problem now and you can’t get away.”
Def Leppard’s ‘Tear It Down’ begins.
You got the look of a howlin’ wolf
I like it
The kind of eyes that could start a fire
Yes, I like it
A streetwise dynamo
I switch you on and I watch you go
A thrill to touch, you’re so hot
I’m coming for you ready or not
I’m gettin’ ready
Livin’ on the edge of a dream
Gettin’ ready, I’m gettin’ ready
Oh, switch on your lovin’ machine
Crowd: What the #$##! What the #$##!
Tear it down
There’s got to be a better way
Tear it down
I can’t wait another day
Lamborn gets blasted by the Extreme Equalizer. Then, kick to the stomach, powerbomb to the floor, and WTF flips him off.
COMMERCIAL
MAIN EVENT (From Golden Dreams’s Show)
PCW Television Champion Daniel-San (I) w/Mrs. Miyagi vs. ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism (D) w/the Skanky Rich Bimbos: Kim, Courtney, and Chloe
…Chism kicks him in the face but Daniel-San shrugs it off! Daniel-San takes Chism to the floor and Daniel-San drags Chism to the middle of the ring! Superkick by Daniel-San… Superkick! Superkick! Superkick!
Suave: “ANOTHER SUPERKICK AND CHISM IS DOWN!
The Skanky Rich Bimbos: Kim, Courtney, and Chloe slip into the ring and get in front of Daniel-San. All three girls whip off their tops
Suave: “WARDROBE MALFUNCTION! WARDROBE MALFUNCTION! God, I love that move…WARDROBE MALFUNCTION!”
Mrs. Miyagi rolls her eyes and leaps back into the ring. She grabs Gore’s Singapore cane and starts whipping the SRB with it. Blackwell throws them out of the ring. Daniel-San raises his hand and left foot.
Suave: “HERE IT COMES.”
Daniel-San kicks Chism in the jaw.
Suave: “CRANE KICK! CRANE KICK! DANIEL-SAN BACK DOWN…LABELL LOCK! LABELL LOCK! LABELL LOCK!”
Chism furiously taps out.
Suave: “THAT’S IT! DANIEL-SAN RETAINS!”
Mrs. Miyagi holds up Daniel-San’s arm.
Suave: “HUGE WIN FOR DANIEL-SAN!PCW Extreme Political TV
Wood County Fair
Bowling Green, Ohio
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PCW House Show
Richmond Coliseum
Richmond, Virginia
Wednesday July 20th, 2011
MATCH #1 Magnum PO’d (R) w/ Robyn Masters def. GreenPete w/ the Green World Order (D)
- after Magnum PO’d dominated the first half of the match, the Green World Order (‘Extreme Vegan’ Brock Cole Lee, Peta from PETA, and PeaceNick) ganged up on Magnum, and spent most of the match weakening him down. Eventually, Robyn Mastersi came in and cleaned house, and Magnum hit his finisher on one for the win.
After the match, Peta from PETA, already agitated about GreenPete losing the previous match, gets on the microphone to denounce former WWE wrestler Shawn Michaels’s new Outdoor Channel Show “Shawn Michaels MacMillan River Adventures.”
Peta said in response to the show: “Jeffrey Dahmer ate everything he killed, too, but that didn’t justify taking innocent lives.”
Michaels stuns onlookers by coming out and then referee shows up in the ring?
MATCH #2 Shawn Michaels vs. Peta from PETA w/the Green World Order
um…Peta rushes forward…Sweet Chin Music by Michaels. Michaels covers. Match is over.
Fresh off winning the PCW King of Extreme title, Keith Olbermann walks out holding the belt up high along with his FOK buddies David Shuster, Shannyn Moore, and Andrea Mitchell. Olbermann gloats about the party that Al Gore (D) threw for himself and his friends afterwards. Olbermann says the party tonight is in celebration of “me” as the world champion.
Then “Do You Hear the People Sing?” from the Les Miserables soundtrack interrupts Olbermann and out comes Charlie Blackwell (American Heartland) followed by 25 of his Les Miserables. Blackwell reiterates that no one is bigger than PCW, including Keith Olbermann’s big fat ego. There’s a Charlie Blackwell chant. Blackwell talks about how the current PCW budget impasse shouldn’t be about ego and party. He denounces the rich fat cats in both parties more concerned about protecting their seat and placating special interest groups than making the hard decisions that need to be made.
Olbermann is, predictably, quite irate with Blackwell’s interruption and taunts him with ‘at least I have a nightly cable TV show. How about you?’ Blackwell retorts that he could put together a show with wrestling finger puppets and pull the same rating Olbermann pulls at Current TV.
Blackwell then gets jumped by Triple R (D) and ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism (D) and then the Les Miserables get involved creating quite the scrum.
In the aftermath, guest ring announcer Jamie Chung announces that tonight’s main event will be Charlie Blackwell vs. Triple R.
MATCH #3 Joe Walsh (R-IL) vs. ‘Hardball’ Chris Matthews (D)
- Walsh and Matthews have huge issues with each other after Walsh’s contentious appearance on Matthews’s show. Matthews goes for the Biovator but Walsh blocks it and connects with the Freshmen Flush to get the win.
Backstage, Olbermann threatens Blackwell for attacking him and Triple R says he’s leaving on a stretcher. Triple R says he has a lot of aces in the hole, such as the ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism and his valets, The Skanky Rich Bimbos (Kim, Courtney, and Chloe).
MATCH #4 The California Teacher’s Union (D) (“Foul Pole” Andy Golatta and Malibu Dusty) w/pet Governor Jerry Brown (D-CA) vs. Rough Justice (R) (D.B. Ruff and Connor Justice- two former police officers fired because of their extreme brand of law enforcement)
-The CTU is trying to angle themselves back into the Tag Team title picture. Rough Justice is better known for being hired muscle or enforcers than for their wrestling. Rough Justice puts up a valiant fight but Andy Golatta’s ‘Foul Pole’ low blows turn the tide. Malibu Dusty gets the pin for the CTU with a simple roll up of Ruff.
In the lobby, there’s a pie throwing boot. People are lined up and down the lobby waiting for their shot. A woman, face covered in white Kool-Whip, leaves the the back of the booth.
Rupert Murdoch walks in. “Where do I stand?”
MATCH #5 Average Joe (Tea Party) w/Michele Bachmann vs. James the Jeep Worker (D) w/ Big Labor and the CTU
- Average Joe tries to bring the Tea Party a win over Democrat James the Jeep Worker. The match was just there at first until Bachmann came down with a migraine headache. Big Labor and the California Teacher’s Union then interfere and help James the Jeep Worker get over.
Backstage, PCW CEO Barack Obama, with PCW Champion Yamamoto Tanaka beside him, is talking with the ‘Gang of Six.’ Then he walks to the podium.
Obama: We now are seeing the potential for a bipartisan consensus. The proposal by the Gang of Six is “broadly consistent” with what I have sought.”
Eric Cantor, The Tea Party, and Grover Norquist: “NO NEW TAXES!”
Nancy Pelosi, AFL/CIO President Richard Trumka, and Bernie Sanders: “NO CUTS IN ENTITLEMENTS.
Obama: This proposal from the bipartisan group is “good news” in the ongoing showdown over the debt limit, and may signal a path to compromise and “a very significant step forward.”
Eric Cantor, The Tea Party, and Grover Norquist: “NO NEW TAXES!”
Nancy Pelosi, AFL/CIO President Richard Trumka, and Bernie Sanders: “NO CUTS IN ENTITLEMENTS.
Obama: We’re in the 11th hour and we don’t have a lot of time left. My team will study the plan and I would urge congressional leaders to start negotiating based on its framework.
Eric Cantor, The Tea Party, and Grover Norquist: “NO NEW TAXES!”
Nancy Pelosi, AFL/CIO President Richard Trumka, and Bernie Sanders: “NO CUTS IN ENTITLEMENTS.
MATCH #6 PCW Tag Team Champions The Schmidt Brothers (Jack and Joe) (R) w/Ron Paul and Jim Schmidt vs. The Bureaucrats (Jordan Metzger and Andy Riley) (D)
- It was what it was. The Schmidts easily handled their opponents early on. Then Metzger and Riley rallied for a bit before Jack came in and cleaned house. Stereo Schmidt-Bricks ended it.
Post match, the Schmidt’s Extreme German Schnauzer Hans Gruber chase The Bureaucrats to the back.
MAIN EVENT: Charlie Blackwell (AmHeart) w/Kenzie Blackwell and his Les Miserables vs. Triple R (D) w/Big Labor
- wild brawl that went all over the arena.
- Bill Maher and Ed Schultz came out and started taunting and saying derogatory things about Kenzie Blackwell. “The Queen of Political Extreme” Ann Coulter raced down and delivered a double clothesline to Maher and Schultz.
- then the Angry Left Wing Bloggers (Markos Moutilsas, Arianna Huffington, Eric Boehlert of Media Matters, and Katrina Vanden Heuvel of the Nation intervene.
- this brings down the Right Wing Brigadiers (Michelle Malkin, Laura Ingraham, Glenn Beck, and Rush Limbaugh) and the match breaks down from there.PCW House Show
Richmond Coliseum
Richmond, Virginia
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PCW Extreme Political TV Results
Midway Middle School Auditorium
Midway, GA
Monday July 18th, 2011
Host: Johnny Suave
Suave welcomed everyone to this week’s edition of PCW Extreme Political TV and was immediately joined by Midway’s police chief Kelly Morningstar.
Chief Morningstar welcomes PCW to Midway, Georgia and then wants to know why three kids are selling lemonade in the lobby. Suave reaches into his pocket and produces a one day permit and the crowd cheers. Then someone grabs a microphone.
Man: “Rafe Semmes, Midway, Georgia. ...This is simply ludicrous! Shame on whoever made the judgment call that the lemonade was a threat because they did not know what was in it. This is what happens when “PC” takes over common sense and reality goes out the window.”
http://beta.coastalcourier.com/section/4/article/33929/
Chief Morningstar again repeats that the girls didn’t have a business license or the required permits and police could not determine how the lemonade was made, who made the lemonade, of what the lemonade was made with. The crowd boos in response.
Man #2: “Scott Brown, Atlanta, GA. ...The law is the law and you cannot selectively enforce it. Period. To anyone else offended by the officer’s actions, get over it. We cannot turn those charged with enforcing the law into bad guys. They didn’t make the laws, so it’s unfair to blame them for something you feel may be wrong.”
http://beta.coastalcourier.com/section/4/article/33931/
Brown’s remarks also elicit boos. Suave says this is a issue of using ‘common sense.’
Suave: “I don’t know what’s more ridiculous. The war on lemonade stands all over the country or this whole Carmageddon thing that was supposed to bring LA to its knees over the weekend.”
Match #1 Triple R (D) w/ Code Pink and Emily List defeats ‘Tin Cup’ Ray McAvay (Tea Party)
- Triple R still lusts of being the PCW champion. McAvay tries to win one for the Tea Party. Unfortunately, McAvay goes Phil Mickelson in the final round of the British Open. After Triple R dominates early. McAvay makes an incredible comeback and looks to be on the verge of winning but his overaggressiveness pisses it away at the end.
Rick Perry Visits EA Sports
On a jumbo screen inside the offices of a division of EA Sports, a scene from one of the company’s popular college football video game was playing out, featuring Perry as quarterback for his alma-mater, Texas A&M.
In the scene, Perry throws a touchdown before a stadium full of cheering fans.
As Perry left the room, a reporter shouted, “hey Rick, are you in the game?”
It was a reference to EA’s catch-phrase “if it’s in the game, it’s in the game.”
Perry did not respond and hustled off the stage.
Suave: The big question is ‘will Perry answer the call?’ Let’s find out.
Suave pulls out his cell phone and dials…and waits…and waits…and waits…
Match #2 (Taped at an Idaho bar) Marlon Baker defeats Daren Abbey
- it all began when 28-year-old white supremacist Daren Abbey began threatening Marlon Baker and threatened to stab him because “blacks are not welcome.” Baker, wearing a t-shirt that said “Spokane Boxing Club champion,” knocked Abbey unconscious with one punch.
Ron Paul Promo
Ron Paul announces that this is his final trip around the political merry-go-round. Either he will become the next PCW CEO or he will retire from political wrestling.
This brings out the PCW Tag Team Champions- Jack and Joe Schmidt along with Jim Schmidt. Jim walks out with the Extreme German Schnauzer Hans Gruber.
Jack is disappointed that Ron Paul is going to retire next year if he doesn’t win the PCW CEO race. But what he’s NOT disappointed about is the new Harry Potter movie. Jack raves about Alan Rickman’s ‘brilliant’ performance as Professor Snape in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows- Part 2.
Joe admits that he cried during the part where Snape reveals to Harry that he loved his mother. He begins to break down again but Jack picks it up from there and reminds everyone that Rickman also played Hans Gruber in the first Die Hard movie- the name of their Extreme German Schnauzer.
Jack says that no matter what, the PCW Tag Team Title belts are home and will stay with the Schmidts even after Paul retires.
Suave Tries to Call Rick Perry Again…
Suave pulls out his cell phone and dials…and waits…and waits…and waits…
Match #3 for the King of Extreme Title
Rush Limbaugh
Sean Hannity
Ann Coulter
Markos Moutilsas
Arianna Huffington
‘Hardball’ Chris Matthews
Glenn Beck
Laura Ingraham
Bill O’Reilly
Alan Grayson
Rachel Maddow
Keith Olbermann
LEFT:
Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Ann Coulter
Markos Moutilsas, Arianna Huffington, ‘Hardball’ Chris Matthews
RIGHT:
Glenn Beck, Laura Ingraham, Bill O’Reilly
Alan Grayson, Rachel Maddow, Keith Olbermann
Glenn Beck eliminates Alan Grayson via pinfall
Rachel Maddow eliminates Glenn Beck via pinfall
Laura Ingraham eliminates Rachel Maddow
Sean Hannity eliminates ‘Hardball’ Chris Matthews via pinfall
Markos Moutilsas eliminates Rush Limbaugh via pinfall
Hannity eliminates Moutilsas via pinfall
Keith Olbermann eliminates Laura Ingraham via pinfall
Arianna Huffington eliminates Hannity via pinfall
Ann Coulter eliminates Huffington. Ann Coulter wins the Left Chamber.
Keith Olbermann eliminates Bill O’Reilly. Keith Olbermann wins the Right Chamber
…the FOK News All-Stars come out and join Al Gore in the beat down of Coulter. Olbermann urges them on while wearing the crimson mask. Shuster and Gore hold Coulter up. Olbermann can't see very well. He charges Coulter. SPEAR!]
Sauve: “SPEAR RIGHT OFF THE TOP OF THE CAGE! HOLY CRAP!”
[Olbermann and Coulter land in the ring after going through the other levels of the cage. They're both out. But Olbermann lands on top of Coulter. The referee makes the count...1...2...3.]
WINNER AND NEW KING OF EXTREME: Keith OlbermannPCW Extreme Political TV Results
Midway Middle School Auditorium
Midway, GA
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That’s right, Political Championship Wrestling will be in Midway, GA this Monday night for another politically extreme edition of PCW Extreme Political TV.
Midway, GA, of course, is known for their no nonsense, law and order attitude. Just look at this…
3 girls sitting just off the road selling lemonade. Suddenly, screeching tires can be heard down the road.
A SWAT van and several police cars pull up to the lemonade stand.
A stream of SWAT personnel exit the back of the van and surround the stand.
Midway Police Chief Kelly Morningstar gets out of his police car with a bullhorn. “ATTENTION GIRLS OPERATING UNAUTHORIZED LEMONADE STAND.”
“We’re right here,” says one of the girls.
“YOU DO NOT HAVE A PROPER BUSINESS LICENSE OR THE REQUIRED PEDDLERS OR FOOD PERMITS TO RUN YOUR BUSINESS.”
“I mean, we’re right in front of you,” says another girl.
“WE DON’T KNOW HOW YOUR LEMONADE WAS MADE. WE DON’T KNOW WHO MADE THE LEMONADE OR WHAT’S IN IT.”
“Really, we’re right in front of you.”
“WE ARE CLOSING YOU DOWN, I REPEAT, CLOSING YOU DOWN.”
The SWAT team remove the girls, wraps yellow ‘police line do not cross’ tape around the stand…
…and drinks the rest of the lemonade.
Ga. Police Shut Down Lemonade Stand- CBS News
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Monday night, PCW crowns the new King of Extreme Title. The contestants:
Rush Limbaugh
Sean Hannity
Ann Coulter
Markos Moutilsas
Arianna Huffington
‘Hardball’ Chris Matthews
Glenn Beck
Laura Ingraham
Bill O’Reilly
Alan Grayson
Rachel Maddow
Keith Olbermann
Catch all the exciting action this Monday night on PCW.That’s right, Political Championship Wrestling will be in Midway, GA this Monday... more
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