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Something funny happened on Mitt Romney‘s way to the acceptance speech in Tampa this coming summer. People took a look at the man, his positions, his stances, his flip flops on the issues and said, “Meh… what’s that other guy’s name?”
“No, not the mean old man who wants to put orphans to work scrubbing toilets on the moon. The other one.
“No, you’re talking about that nice old crackpot who wants to end war and legalize drugs and sell off all government-owned land. I’m talking about that other guy. What’s his name again?
“Yeah. Santorum. Sure, he’s a wingnut. Of course, he wants to keep women barefoot and pregnant and in the kitchen whippin’ up a nice meatloaf for her man. But I’m a Republican. I want those things, too!”
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