Tech | November 05, 2008 | 16 comments

Macs have more sex appeal

source: http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=Vief3OD2BRo

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Professor Funk investigates whether your choice in brands might make you more attractive. Who will come out on top between the two tech giants? Apple or Windows?
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  • arcticspirit
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    • Now THIS has SEX appeal... for a computer even without showing the sexy monitor!

      Try not to drool...

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      The smooth, uninterrupted transfer rates of the Killer™ K1 Gaming Network Card plus the ultra-life-like environments generated by the Ageia PhysX™ processor redefine realism in PC gaming. Not only does PhysX provide never-before-seen interactivity, the Killer K1 network card gives you the speed to see, attack and kill your opponent before they even know you're there. This is next generation gaming.

      Yeah.... I'm getting it for the gaming... (smiles knowingly) Alienware Baby!

      So what do you think Professor? Enough of a forbidden fruit?

    • 3 years ago
  • arcticspirit
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    • arcticspirit:

      I just realized they didn't boast about internet porn ... and many people think that is all a computer and the internet is good for. I was shocked when I heard the news, but yes people think that.

      And yeah I forgot to put a photo of a chick up there by the computer. I didn't think it needed a chick. But if you want one... or a guy, either can be added.

    • 3 years ago
  • ProfessorFunk
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    • arcticspirit:

      WOW! That's intense - yeah Alienware make the best computers around but they aren't cheap is all.

      They didn't advertise it but just think about how much porn you could store on 4TB!

      No hot elf girls are usually for graphics card boxes - I think the cyan glowing alien thing suits nicely.

    • 3 years ago
  • arcticspirit
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    • arcticspirit:

      OMG! I laughed so hard I lost my breath! Hot Elf Girls!
      Oh that's is so classic!!!

      Well, to start your collection off right, I got a friend and we had our image made for yas! Cool hot elf girl!

      BTW, I took on tiger form and am the majestic white one with the most beautiful fur, I bet that is what caught your eye first... not the elf girl... She thinks she gets the attention.... (rawr!)

    • 3 years ago
  • Reddi
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    • Where is the control group?

      Where is the Tux the penguin? Where is the Red Hat? Besides the apple logo and the win logo, could have the Linux logo[s] ...

      ... ... ...

      JIMO [aka., hypotesis =-] ... apple = "for the popular people" = more sex appeal; win = "for the average people" = average sex appeal; Tux/Red Hat = "for the geeks" = low sex appeal [exception, high if you are a geek =-]

    • 3 years ago
  • arcticspirit
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    • Reddi:

      How about the one below... voom! voom!

      Of course if you show it to anyone that is a gamer, that is the forbidden fruit above all forbidden fruits.. and girls will become goddess, and vice versa. Simple as that.

      But to the average person, they will think it is just weird.. or their logo, isn't all that impressive, so per say.

      But to the graphic designer or the gamer... oh it's the sexiest machine under 20k!

    • 3 years ago
  • ProfessorFunk
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  • arcticspirit
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    • Ready for the answer behind the research?

      It's the forbidden fruit that the men and women find sexy, nothing to do with the computer!
      (smiles) So I guess I agree with Angel4truth.

      And for the record, I think Mr. Professor Funk got his clothes while drunk at a flea market, But hey, cute anyway, yeah?

    • 3 years ago
  • ProfessorFunk
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  • Angel4truth
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    • EASY.
      They think they can have sex with the chick with the apple, and the guy with the apple.. but they of course don't know that is what they are thinking... but dammit that's what they are thinking.

      And where did dude get what he is using as pants? Did he get clothes off a bunch of random clothes lines over there??? His fashion is really insane.

    • 3 years ago
  • ProfessorFunk
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  • dove
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    • love the vid! science rocks professor! Another variation could be a boy or girl actually using a mac or pc...keep up the good work!

    • 3 years ago
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  • BOBALOB
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    • mac is sexier. video pretty shit mac icon is cool and everything about it is sleeker and nicer faster and great looking.

    • 3 years ago
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