Chair explodes kills boy, anally *yikes*
source: http://i.gizmodo.com/5157354/boy-killed-anally-when-office-chair-explodes
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- joshuaheller
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Terrifying.
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WillGuitarGuy
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I'm scared of my office chair now
- 3 years ago
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WillGuitarGuy
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Lazybones
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And i just got done sitting on one of those in my night class. Agh. Im glad my ass is still safe.
- 3 years ago
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Lazybones
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manfreddrake
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There are hundreds of call centers all over the world using chairs with hydraulic cylinders and this is the first such event reported. I agree with another comment and ask what was different in this case?
- 3 years ago
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manfreddrake
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cerealforeal
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Poor kid, RIP.
- 3 years ago
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cerealforeal
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flyingkick
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Great, one more thing to be terrified of.
Randomly exploding chairs.Not much to do but laugh.
- 3 years ago
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flyingkick
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cheller1820
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I'm curious as to what could have caused that - don't a majority of computer chairs have the same sort of mechanism? Maybe someone should look into the cause of why the canister exploded to see if others could be at risk of a similar fate.
- 3 years ago
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cheller1820
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Snuff99
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Epic. I'm seriously scared to sit in my chair now.
- 3 years ago
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Snuff99
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Tonylooksatme
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Can I just bring everyone's attention to asherp's comment of :
"...and besides, he was Chinese, which means he's not even fully a human. He is like a robot that was put on this earth to make cheap things for us to buy at Wal*Mart."
So the death of this victim is considered uncomfortable to talk about but it is alright to call this victim not fully human because of his race therefore doesn't deserve the same respect as you would give a regular dead person
Is it just me or is that comment really f*kd up?
- 3 years ago
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Tonylooksatme
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think_free
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Tonylooksatme:
If you read the rest of the comment you would notice he was being facetious.
We can laugh, cry or yell, and feel the same. Being human and having the choice of which emotion to express is a beautiful thing.
- 3 years ago
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think_free
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HeroMAY
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Makes my a$$ cheeks contract just thinking about it....
brrrr*
- 3 years ago
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HeroMAY
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BrainwashVictim
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That. Totally. Sucks.
What a shitty way to go.
no pun intended. - 3 years ago
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BrainwashVictim
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Buddah_Funk
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Tragic. I guess thats what happens when you get your shit pushed in. Tragic yes, but humorous absolutely! its not everyday that someone dies because a chair blow and shoots something up your ass.
- 3 years ago
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Buddah_Funk
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asherp
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Makes these chairs seem a lot less silly.
- 3 years ago
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asherp
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kewal91
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asherp:
what is THAT
- 3 years ago
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kewal91
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Nettle
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asherp:
Still undeniably silly, though.
- 3 years ago
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Nettle
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think_free
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asherp:
Ooooo.. I want one. Where do I find it?
- 3 years ago
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think_free
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kewal91
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no comments about prayers and consolences about the boy... just .. jokes about him dying?...
dont get me wrong.. that is hilarious.. in not the best way.. but come on.. someone died here..
- 3 years ago
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kewal91
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asherp
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kewal91:
We're all callous assholes. And besides, he was Chinese, which means he's not even fully a human. He is like a robot that was put on this earth to make cheap things for us to buy at Wal*Mart.
And no, I don't actually think this, in fact, just the opposite. It's called humor. It helps us deal with the stuff life throws at us that makes us so uncomfortable we don't know how to deal with it otherwise.
- 3 years ago
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asherp
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kewal91
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kewal91:
didnt mean to strike a nerve there.. but it just kinda makes me wonder... we mourn something and laugh at something... at the same time.. because one amuses you and one shocks you.. breaks the point of humanity..
- 3 years ago
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kewal91
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Tonylooksatme
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kewal91:
asherp
humor requires intelligence and sensitive to the subject in question. you have neither of those, nor class for that matter
- 3 years ago
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Tonylooksatme
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asherp
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I'll bet the chair was made in China.
- 3 years ago
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asherp
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Stunner1
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WTF
- 3 years ago
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Stunner1
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spartin86
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oh nooooooo~!!! thats gota be a suky way to go!!
- 3 years ago
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spartin86
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opekktur
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Where's the blood?
- 3 years ago
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opekktur
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jfill
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opekktur:
i think there isn't any blood because he didn't stay seated for too long after the explosion shot shrapnel into his rectum OMFG.
- 3 years ago
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jfill
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neocongo
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Sorry Mrs Anderson. I didn't get my homework done because my chair exploded in my ass.
- 3 years ago
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neocongo
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MornRail
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Holy....!
- 3 years ago
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MornRail
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Jacques_of_Spades
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Ultimate whoopee cushion.
- 3 years ago
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Jacques_of_Spades
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calilax
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Hey that's what you get when you buy "Made on China"
- 3 years ago
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calilax
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KaT_Trina
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THAT IS HORRIBLE!!!
- 3 years ago
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KaT_Trina
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untdstmnts
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OMFG! what a literally crappy way to go. i bet that was a huge mess! imagine that's your job to clean up after forensics or whatever and you walk in like, 'alright whats it gonna be today? ... AHHH!!!'
- 3 years ago
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untdstmnts
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aekfan
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im trashing my computer chair asap!!!!
- 3 years ago
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aekfan
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Xenny
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oh josh, that makes my ass hurt just thinking about it
- 3 years ago
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Xenny
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Vikingblood
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Xenny:
Wow, is there anything you WONT do for Josh??
- 3 years ago
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Vikingblood
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tatnik
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That's one hell of a way to go.
- 3 years ago
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tatnik
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DeliaTheArtist
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WTF that is the worst death EVER.
- 3 years ago
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DeliaTheArtist
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Catherine68
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this looks suspiciously similar to the chairs my university fills our lecture halls with.... I'm considering sitting on the floor from now on...
- 3 years ago
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Catherine68
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Swiyyah
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OMG! This reminds me of this one story a trainer at my gym told me (why I always remember to breathe when lifting weights) A dood at a body building show was not breathing correctly while lifting heavy heavy weights and as he lifted it over his head, his intestines shot out of his tiny tiny shorts :( He had to be rushed to the hospital to get them stuffed back in. OUCH!!
Always breathe when lifting weights!
- 3 years ago
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Swiyyah
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asherp
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Swiyyah:
WTF? You are not serious. That doesn't even seem possible.
- 3 years ago
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asherp
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malathion
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Swiyyah:
weirdsport.com/weightlifter.html have a trashcan nearby to hurl into .
- 3 years ago
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malathion
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Mobius2012
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Swiyyah:
do you work your legs out? I love women with toned legs....I'm a leg man...mmmmm :)
- 3 years ago
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Mobius2012
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charfman
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Swiyyah:
That's funny mobius
- 3 years ago
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charfman
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malathion
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Swiyyah:
oh yeah - it's "weirdspot " not "weirdsport" . sorry .
- 3 years ago
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malathion
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Swiyyah
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Swiyyah:
OMG - that is exactly how she described it. EWWW malathion. EWWW.
Lesson: Breath properly when lifting really heavy weights or your a$$ will explode.
- 3 years ago
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Swiyyah
