How heterosexual are you?
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So if you're a man who's a bit gay and are in denial, better start tweeting about manly things like FIGHTING, BOXING and FIGHTING WEAKER MEN, before taking the test.
I, er, came out, with a score of 94% heterosexual. To celebrate I decided to speak in a more monosyllabic style, and I threw away all of my books, so I can spend more time weight-training and fighting, as the test implies that this is my destiny.
How gay are you?
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Jerrigity
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Wow..............................................
- 2 years ago
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Jerrigity
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gormlesstwat
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My wife's got bigger balls than me.
You could always buy her a strap-on.
- 2 years ago
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gormlesstwat
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bubbeemonkey
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I got 17% Hetero and I'm getting married to a woman. And I am a man. Does this mean I shouldn't?
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bubbeemonkey
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Valence
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bubbeemonkey:
Yes it does,it means you should run away and find your true GAY MALE PARTNER!... :/
- 2 years ago
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Valence
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bubbeemonkey
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bubbeemonkey:
If the internet says so it must be done.
- 2 years ago
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bubbeemonkey
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Anne_Foy
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He he, i want to compare @webmash and @currentupstream! I may save the results for the live show tonight!
i did foyboy (mine) and i'm 50% thanks to the words soho and anatomy!
- 2 years ago
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Anne_Foy
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richjm
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Just as a benchmark, everyone, Stephen Fry got 56%
- 2 years ago
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richjm
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burukku16
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47% hetero. Hmmm, apparently the words 'buggering', 'body' and 'light' make me kind of gay.
- 2 years ago
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burukku16
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calm_incense
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Straight men don't use Twitter.
- 2 years ago
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calm_incense
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Blikes
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75 % for me.
- 2 years ago
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Blikes
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Valence
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Do Not Understand!!!
Does this mean i'm 100% not-man?
- 2 years ago
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Valence
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Mcellie
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I got as my words politics, football, monster, brilliant & cheesecake and stated as 58% hetero.
got very bored and did this:
UKParliament= 55%
Malcolm_Tucker= 70% for two words poison and action
Jamie_MacDonald= 01% (watched in the thick of it week back) - 2 years ago
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Mcellie
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LegendaryHater
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This is very discriminatory against those of us lacking a Twitter feed thingy. I feel so left out.
- 2 years ago
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LegendaryHater
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mattbrawn
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Apparently, I'm 75% heterosexual.
All down to my use of design, burglar, bugger, floating, ass.
- 2 years ago
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mattbrawn
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wirehedd
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I don't use twitter at all so I guess I'll just have to live in ignorance. :)
- 2 years ago
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wirehedd
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smurph25
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Mine was: "smurph25 doesn't use cliché words. We like that. See you at Stockholm Pride"
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smurph25
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catchiecoo
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I don't have a percent. And they invited me to pride week. Do I have to give up my hetero membership now?
- 2 years ago
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catchiecoo
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Mr_Costello
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As heterosexual as Danny Trejo.
- 2 years ago
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Mr_Costello
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asherp
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I'm 100,000% heterosexual.
I don't use twitter.
- 2 years ago
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asherp
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krazykizza
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I came out 39 so changed it to 89 and tweeted it :D
- 2 years ago
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krazykizza
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saverio
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71% "You're boomerang hetero. It doesn't matter how hard you try to gain new experiences, magically you always return to your starting point."
The allegedly gay words in my Twitter vocab are "brilliant," "wild things" (ahaha, that's because I linked the Where The Wild Things Are trailer months ago!), and "available."
- 2 years ago
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saverio
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FreshPlastic
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I'm 63% hetero. They focused on my recent tweets that included gay, schlager, clueless, shop and master!
That being the case, I'm surprised they gave me such a high 'hetero' score.
- 2 years ago
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FreshPlastic
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kodabar
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"kodabar doesn't use cliche[sic] words. We like that."
So I'm asexual then?
- 2 years ago
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kodabar
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emmaboswood
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By mentioning where I live (Vauxhall), my ruby slippers and whiskey, I come in at 45%. Amazon and the phrase 'head on' also factor in this.
- 2 years ago
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emmaboswood
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AnnieMole
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Blimey you're manly. I came out as 75% heterosexual. Words which may have made me less heterosexual were "carry on", soho, gay & community. Very strange.
- 2 years ago
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