Image
Apocalipstick
1. The Woman Who Thanks Her Tweeps Every Thirty Seconds.
2. The Chick Who Still Thinks She’s On MySpace.
3. The People Who Live For The Ranking Some Random Website That Was Just Created Two Weeks Ago Gives Them.
4. The People Who Feel They Can Solve Complex Political Problems In 140 Characters Or Less.
5. The Twitter Account That’s Supposed To Tweet About One Thing But Then Randomly Tells Us Something Creepy About Their Own Personal Life.
6. The Guys You Know Were Nerds All Their Lives Until Social Media Came Along.
7. The Woman Who Thinks Her Twitter Friends Are Real.
8. The People Who Think They’re The Forefathers Of Twitter Because They’ve Been Scripting Followers 2 Years Before You Got Here.
9. The People Who Are So Worried They’ll Lose Followers They Apologize After Every Tweet.
10. The Spambot You Wish Were Real.
11. The Chick Who Still Hasn’t Figured Out Twitter Even Though She Has 1072 Updates.
12. The Chick Who, If You Piss Off, 700 Of Her Yenta Followers Will Tweet You Until You Cry.
13. The People Who Think The Two Nerds Who Created Twitter Are TwitJesus.
  1. groups:
    Tech,   Upstream,   LoveLife,   Tech News,   2 more
  2. tags:
    Comedy Technology Twitter Computers 3 more
  3.     
    |

5 comments // Which type of Tweeter are you?

more from Tech:

top videos