Tech | September 08, 2009 | 5 comments

20 most crazy Craiglist adverts of all time

source: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6157363/20-most-bizarre-Craigslist-a...

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Here is a list of the 20 most crazy and bizarre Craigslist adverts.

If you didn't know Craigslist is a website that allows you to post your own personal adverts for pretty much anything.

As an example, at number 5: Woman to sit in my bath tub full of noodles, wearing a bathing suit
"I will pay you $1 to sit in my bathtub full of noodles while you wear a one piece bathing suit. I will not be home, nor will anyone else while you do this. I will leave the key for you, and you will sit at your leisure. DO NOT bring any sauce. I will season the pasta after I return home prior to dinner."

If that doesn't make you want to read the rest I don't know what will.

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5 comments // 20 most crazy Craiglist adverts of all time

  • RojoGatto
  • karmafrog
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      karmafrog  

    • "I have a free couch for anyone who can get it back out of my room.
      It's a comfy couch, cool stripe velvet in great shape, impossibly uncomfortable sleeper, but otherwise easily worth $50-75 bucks in Craigslist land.

      So why am I listing in for free? Because I am pretty sure it is physically impossible to remove this thing from my second story bedroom down the narrow hallway, down the narrower staircase and out the front door of my little Victorian duplex. How did we get it up here in the first place? Magic... well, it did involve taking several doors off the hinges, 4 people, and about 3 1/2 hours of cursing the gods. However, I don't feel like doing it all again, and I'm not about to have a stranger (no offense) taking apart my house for a deal on a sofa.

      So, if you can bend space and miraculously make this thing fit, such powers shall be awarded with a free couch. Likewise, if you can alter time and go back to when we first bought the monstrosity and prevent us from attempting to bring it upstairs in the first place, you shall also have the honor of owning this couch bestowed on you.

      Or if you lack these powers and still really want it, you can have it... in pieces, BYOS (bring your own saw) "

      Oh this is so brilliant.

    • 2 years ago
  • krazykizza
  • AnnieMole
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      AnnieMole  

    • I love 13

      "Do you have a small, incontinent dog?
      "Or perhaps you work for a small dog rescue of some sort. Either way, I have a package of small doggy diapers. I don't want to throw them out coz they are pretty expensive. (as someone with a small, incontnent dog would already know). Please don't try to put them on a cat. It won't work. Trust me."

      Wonder if they actually tried to put them on a cat?

    • 2 years ago
  • diode
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