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ah man you posted something on my birthday and i missed it!!! oh, wait, that's cause i've been in a liquor coma since then :P hope you're feeling better!!!

Love you Sara and so glad to see you are feeling better. But jokes? Not your forte baby. Stick to your charming personality and wonderful tech updates. But hey... credit for trying to cheer yourself and others up! (sideways grin??)

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor and says "make me one with everything".

He pays with a 20 and gets nothing back.

Vendor says "change only comes from within"

What do alley cats call house cats?

PUSSIES.

I made that up. You're welcome.

What did the psychiatrist say when a man wearing nothing but saran wrap walked into his office?

I can cleerly see you're nuts.

get well Sarah soon.

why is this still taking up space on the front page... come on.

Did you hear about the microsoft tech support guy who died trying to save a guy in a burning car.

He was trying to get the vehicle identification number.

1). If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0.
2). I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.
and finally... 1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d

Remember, LIVE, LAUGH, LOVE! Most of all GET WELL!

do { Lather(); Rinse() } repeat until clean;

Of course, that reminds me of a joke that's so dirty, I'm ashamed to think of it myself.

This week isn't so bad for me. Next week will be interesting as I begin radiation treatment for cancer. Only 25 treatments, though, that's not so bad.

Take care, Sarah, and get well fast!

q. how can you tell a lawyer is lying?- A. Other lawyers look interested.)

Good to see you back, Sarah.

Do you US folks really celebrate Guy Fawkes day (or Fireworks Night over here)?

Lorazepam induced bad geek jokes? There's an app for that!

Happy Guy Fawkes Day indeed!

How can I write much of a reply when I'm stuck in the shower?!?

3 engineers are driving through the desert to a convention in Las Vegas when the car suddenly stops dead in its tracks.

The first engineer is a Chemical Engineer and he gets out, unscrews the gas cap, sniffs at the tank and declares, "The fuel mixture is to blame, we need to balance the gasoline composition and the car will restart...we'll be there by dark!"

The second engineer is an Electrical Engineer who pops the hood, fiddles with some wiring and declares, "It's a short in the electrical system, if we just reroute some of the connections, the car will start up again and we'll be there before sundown to enjoy drinks by the pool!"

The third engineer is Microsoft Software Engineer. He gets out, looks at the car from a distance and says, "you are BOTH wrong! All we have to do is close all the windows, reopen them and run a quick diagnostic, it should only take about 2 hours!"

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar, the first one asks for a beer, the second asks for half a beer, the third asks for a quarter of a beer. The bar tender stops them and says, "you really wanna go through with this?" The mathematicians reply, "we know our limits." The bar tender says, "you're all idiots," and pours two beers.

Awesome.

Sarah! post more great video articles!!!!!

Go outside more. Or move here, to New Zealand. The sun is setting at 10pm this time of year!

Q: What do they call OS2 in Mexico?

A: Dos Dos

Oh, and here's that Slashdot thread. Now you can't use any of these.
http://74.125.155.132/search?q=cache:xlohc7Luyu0J:ask.slashdot.org/article.pl%3Fsid%3D05/06/23/1617255+geek+joke&cd=5&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us&client=firefox-a