Tech | February 14, 2010 | 3 comments

Virginia battles Antichrist, 'mark of the beast' microchips

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Virginia legislators claimed victory against the Antichrist and implantable microchips last week by passing a bill that prevents employers or insurance companies from forcing patients to accept the devices.

Del. Mark L. Cole (R-Fredericksburg), the sponsor of the bill, worried that the devices could someday be the "mark of the beast" as described in the Book of Revelation

http://www.examiner.com/examiner/x-10853-Portland-Humanist-Examiner~y2010m2d14-R...
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3 comments // Virginia battles Antichrist, 'mark of the beast' microchips

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    • Everybody'll have chips. Not only that but designer chips. They could have tit rings - where potential one-night standers could sidle up and rub chip rings to see how compatible they are. Records of past lovers could give the A-ok; and disease and health status ok'd.
      Or if they're a psycho, terrorist or Christian, might as well know ahead of time!

    • 2 years ago
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    • ROFL, unbelievable how some of our government believes in this superstitious nonsense. But if it keeps the microchips away . . . . . . 666 it!

    • 2 years ago
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