What Jeremy learned from Law and Order
We've got a new guest blog post for you. Jeremy Goode has written about the things he's learned about while watching Law and Order.
Thank you Jeremy, infoMania recently taught me that dogs LOVE Law and Order.
Murder victims are almost always discovered by two or more people talking about vapid nonsense, and occasionally they'll say some unintentional one-liner (or if it's a single person, he or she will invariably be talking on a cell phone and say something like "I gotta go" or "I'll call back later" after discovering said victim).
Witnesses always gets killed by mob hitmen or gang members no matter how much protection they have. The same goes for battered women and their exes.
NYPD detectives are overly sarcastic and tend to get into long-winded ethical/sociopolitical debates.
An obviously guilty murderer who gets off on a technicality will later meet his fate outside the courthouse, where a vengeful and grieving surviving relative will shoot him to death.
If Homicide is talking to a victim's friend/co-worker/character witness at work, he or she will respond in an angry-yet-impatient way. "Sheila's dead?!! But who's going to cover for me NOW?"
If police are talking to people at work, they'll continue to do work and not be told to stop what they're doing.
Suspects will always let the police in their residences if they ask to come in and have a look around instead of asking them for a warrant.
Suspects seldom insist on their rights in general.
Thank you Jeremy, infoMania recently taught me that dogs LOVE Law and Order.
[current 91017210]
Follow Jeremy and infoMania on Twitter. Do you want to guest blog here, drop me an email.
-
- groups:
- Tech, comedy blog, WITNESS
-
- tags:
- Television, Twitter, Death, infoMania, 13 more
