I own a parrot translator
I went to a very weird garage sale on Saturday. They sold weird video recorders, old lady dresses (that my girlfriend is going to turn into young lady dresses), beer cans (which may have just been recycling) and parrot translators.
It took a while to figure out how to make the parrot translator function...
Sarah Lane, Current's Tech guru said that I'm a technical failure for not being able to operate it, but then, Brett Erlich showed up, and got it to work.
If you need me to translate any parrots, let me know.
