Why I should be on Mashable's list of hilarious twitter-ers
Mashable released a list of hilarious Twitter users. They chose a bunch of funny people, like shitmydadsays. I agree that those folks are funny, but I was disappointed that I didn't make the list. Have you even seen my hilarious tweets?
I spelled a word that traditionally has one 'm' with eight 'm's. No matter your favorite style of comedy, it's universally clear that 8-ifying things is hilarious.
This question can only be answered by two people: Marco and Gavin, the IT guys, and they don't even follow me on Twitter. So asking my seventeen hundred followers to identify my computer's problem is thoroughly ineffective, and thus hilarious.
That's not a joke. I'm really good at eating hot wings. It's not hilarious, it's bad ass.
Haha, duh, it was a stupid question. Everything notable went down the weekend of October 10th. Hilarious.
References to chocolate milk? Are you kidding me. Family Guy has taught us that referential humor is funny. This sentence also includes an errant comma, which elevates this to the highest levels of hilarity.
So @mashable, if you're still not interested in picking me as the most hilarious twitter-er please have the guts to pick this guy:
The Mime has never broken character over the 156 tweets he's produced, and being unwavering is hilarious.
I spelled a word that traditionally has one 'm' with eight 'm's. No matter your favorite style of comedy, it's universally clear that 8-ifying things is hilarious.
This question can only be answered by two people: Marco and Gavin, the IT guys, and they don't even follow me on Twitter. So asking my seventeen hundred followers to identify my computer's problem is thoroughly ineffective, and thus hilarious.
That's not a joke. I'm really good at eating hot wings. It's not hilarious, it's bad ass.
Haha, duh, it was a stupid question. Everything notable went down the weekend of October 10th. Hilarious.
References to chocolate milk? Are you kidding me. Family Guy has taught us that referential humor is funny. This sentence also includes an errant comma, which elevates this to the highest levels of hilarity.
So @mashable, if you're still not interested in picking me as the most hilarious twitter-er please have the guts to pick this guy:
The Mime has never broken character over the 156 tweets he's produced, and being unwavering is hilarious.
