I have telepathy,I am real & it is relevant

My name is CHRISTOPHER S.CLUNEY I am a 27 years old Caucasian//Hispanic who lives in a cozy little city that resides in the Harbor Area/The South bay of Los Angeles county in Sunny Southern California,...Welp Before I start in on this Introduction of MY TELEPATHIC ABILITY THAT ONLY I CAN CONTROL,I know theirs gonna be some people who will nay say & leave negative comments...I would like to tell you this,CUT THE BULLSHIT YOU PEOPLE KNOW I'M RIGHT & NOT LYING AT ALL,LITERALLY..SO What can I say..BECAUSE I LITERALLY CANT LIE I can manipulate technology((I can manipulate the radio & all related devices to it,I can manipulate The Television & every device/console & all related Tech to it & last but not least I can manipulate the computer & all related devices))this is only ability outta the many I can actually somewhat share with people but whats so funny is the fact that It only can happen if I allow it or when people are within a certain amount of distance from me.((Next I can manipulate what people say literally,I can change what a person says word for word,most of the time to want I like,but I can always certainly manipulate(change) An animals nature sound((barks,chirps,howls you know stuff like that to make it sound like human words,((most of the times their natural sounds come out vividly like human speech,sometimes faintly but its possible every time & it happens immediately...Literally...))...((My third power is the crazy mental telepathic connection I have with everyone I come in contact with or even from a distance,& believe me random people constantly talk to me telepathically everyday,& I can somewhat control the telepathy turning it off & on for brief periods only at a time..These voice-Which are real life people because I proved it because I communicated many times to people who where on live shows or News channel Literally "Why'll they were broadcasting live on Television & they literally responded back"...Plus these "Very real people,not schitzo induced type voices but voices of random people,& they tell me that they can actually see what I am seeing without any devices no joke straight out my own eyes,& they discribe to me in full optimized detail what I was staring at,at that exact time-even during my most private & intimate moments plus they tell me that they can feel all my senses.& I can literally feel their emotions as well,even their pains-But not all the time.))--Literally..Plus their are a few other random Crazy abilities that I do not wish to tell what they are but "I think" you people already know what they are,..By the way every voice that communicates with me people within a certain distance can actually hear them to...But what so funny about this is that I can hear every voice every time one at a time,& so can everyone else within a certain distance from me,But unlike everyone else I can be heard all the time by everyone,no matter what........................So if you to prove that I am bullshitting about this CURRENT.COM OR ANY OTHER NEWS MEDIA STATION,ANY T.V. SHOW,OR ANYONE ELSE WHO WANTS TO NAY SAY & LOOK LIKE JERKS CONTACT ME,& I'LL PROVE IT TO YOU....SO VANGUARD OR CURRENT.COM REPORTERS COME VISIT & BECOME EXTREMELY FAMOUS...BECAUSE I & THIS BEYOND SUPER-HUMAN ABILITY THAT I POSSES IS OH SO REAL...OKAY... & IF YOU ACTUALLY DECIDE TO COME & BE ASTONISHED,AMAZED,BEWILDERED BECAUSE THESE ARE GODLIKE POWERS & I WOULD LIKE TO SHARE MY STORY FROM THE BEGINNING OF THE ORIGINS OF MY ABILITIES TO PRESENT DAY...THANK YOU,MUCH LOVE & RESPECT TO ALL(EVERYONE)...-DAY2DAY1NSOCIETY 2 BE CONTINUED...