The internet has ruined porn ; an editorial

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When I was a young teen, porn was quite the precious commodity. You couldn’t just grab your iPhone out of your pocket and go to XXXBigButtHoneysFuckySucky.com and have two women licking each other’s unmentionables at a moments notice. You had to work for it. It came down to either shoplifting it from the local newsagents, finding what used to be known as “forest, or woods porn” (more on this later) or nicking some from your mate’s dad’s stash.
The late 90’s was all about sitting up late at night with SBS on mute, waiting for Weather Woman or Chinese Ghost Stories. That moment where all the waiting was finally rewarded with a brief flash of tit or – no way – is that vag? That moment was always spectacular and well worth the effort.
Let’s travel forward through time a little. . . . .
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Jesse_Douglas
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I agree 100 percent. Porn has gotten so sensationalized its lost just about all eroticism.
On another note, I'm seriously questioning the sexuality of porn directors and the cameramen (or the actors in cases of POV videos) in the porn industry these days. They'll produce a 45 minute video with a good looking woman in it but for some reason we spend 40 of those minutes either looking at the guy or staring at a penis and a vagina with only the occasional view of the woman's face or her body.
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bailey78
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Damn it to HELL !!! XXXBigButtHoneysFuckySucky.com is not a real site What the HELL MAN?? Thats just wrong to do that to a Guy .
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bailey78
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remanns
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bailey78:
Made you look ! Made you look ! Na na na !
( -heh - ) It is mean; Like Lucy pulling away Charlie Browns football. +^d
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remanns
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remanns:
You got me this time Mr!. But it won't happen again.
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bailey78
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CarlosIsDown
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This blog isn't that great. I've never heard of Donkey Punching before it either. What's wrong with moving porn to a "post scarcity" state?
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remanns
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CarlosIsDown:
I just think porn should go more CGI ; lets get some "extreme sports" unnatural digital enhancement for those "unnatural acts". Ask yourself "What would the Romans do",....(.if they had the digital technology ) ?!?
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remanns
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Darevalo
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suck it up and learn how to find the good stuff its out there.
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Darevalo
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MizPiz
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The only bad thing that's come from internet porn is the fact that I've learned just how depraved I actually am.
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JohnA
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Porn has done a lot for the world. It should be appreciated.
http://www.cracked.com/article_18888_5-ways-porn-created-modern-world.html
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JohnA
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BenjaminDover
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With so much porn on the net, what are any of us doing on Current?
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remanns
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BenjaminDover:
joining "bOObies" heh. ( just sayin . . . . )
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remanns
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JohnA
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BenjaminDover:
Good question. A little mental masturbation to balance things out is my theory.
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BenjaminDover:
waiting 5 minutes.... 3 more mins to go.
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bailey78
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BenjaminDover:
B(.Y.)BIES !!
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notrepublican
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I know. People just throw out the Sears catalog now. What a waste.
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notrepublican:
Sad,....so sad. The youth,....pfffffffffff ttt ! ( No respect for tradition ! )
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remanns
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notrepublican:
They still have a Sears catalog?
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notrepublican:
Nat Geo. Now thats some real old school porn.
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extracrazykiwi2008
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XXXBigButtHoneysFuckySucky.com is much better than sad porn I grew up with. Internet porn was the backbone of the early internet, until e-commerce got a strong foothold. If porn exists in any form, teens will find it.
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remanns
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ThatCrazyLibertarian:
Well,.....SOME things never change, I suppose.
p.s. I'm just not sure an iPad on the faux black marble coffee table,....is as KEWL as a "lightly worn" Marilyn on the cover of a pulp Playboy.
. . . .a joint still helps,....either way.
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remanns
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p.s. BARE in mind ( heh )
-from a PREVIOUS standing c u r r e n t post - - -"Jessica Biel web searches are dangerous" !
If you're a fan of searching naughty pictures online, you should heed the security experts' advice over at McAfee who have revealed their lists for the 'most dangerous' names to be hitting up on an image search.They've announced that searching for 'Jessica Biel' is the term that most often 'leads user to spyware and viruses rather than sexy photos and videos.'
Their list for dangerous US celebs to be searching reads as:
1. Jessica Biel (20.1%)
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http://current.com/technology/90778999_jessica-biel-web-searches-are-dangerous.h... - 1 year ago
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remanns
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THESE are JUST "bikini models",....for gods sake,.....look to a recent "Britney Spears" or "Nip-slip CELEBRIBABE" post if you have issues ! Get a LIFE !
( this is by the author of the preceding " OP-ED ",....if I hadn't a seen it,....I never would have paused to read it ! SO CHILL > )
Bikini Friday – 22nd January 2010
Yeah yeah it’s been ages but I have a special Bikini Friday lined up for today. Anyone Australian would be able to tell you that there's something very special about Tuesday the 26th January: Australia Day. In celebration of this, I've got a whole bunch of very patriotic chicks wearing very patriotic bikinis. Check it out!
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http://blog.nickcoad.com/2010/01/bikini-friday-22nd-january-2010/ - 1 year ago
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http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/ukraine-bans-porn.jpg"In Ukraine: No Porn without Rx"
In June, the Ukrainian parliament made possession of porn- like, any and all- illegal without a prescription.I know what you’re thinking. What in the hell condition would require a prescription for porn? I think I have it. What is the dosage? Does my insurance cover it? Is there a co-pay…
But seriously, someone should contact Amnesty International. According to The Register, possession of all porn is punishable by a fine of about £69 (heh heh heh) or three years in jail. That’s not even just the really freaky-freaky stuff. Any porn can land you in the big house under new laws. As quoted in the piece, it comes down to the eternal “definition of porn” problem:
“Pornography is vulgar, candid, cynical, obscene depiction of sexual acts, pursuing no other goal, the explicit demonstration of genitals, unethical elements of the sexual act, sexual perversions, realistic sketches that do not meet moral criteria and offend honour and dignity of the human by inciting low instincts.”
So why the sudden legislation? The linked article suggests that it may be an attempt to get in good with us puritanical Westerners, citing a 2004 push in UK parliament:
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remanns