Tech | February 03, 2012 | 7 comments

According To The FBI, Internet Privacy Is Now Considered To Be Suspicious Activity

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When you use the Internet in a public place, do you prefer to have as much privacy as possible? Well, that makes you a potential terrorist. According to the FBI, Internet privacy is now considered to be suspicious activity. If you are out in public and you attempt to keep snoopers from peeking at your computer screen, then according to the FBI they should gather as much information about you as they can and they should report you to the authorities immediately. If this seems completely and totally ridiculous to you, then you are not alone. Millions of Americans have become deeply concerned about the constantly expanding definition of "suspicious activity" in the United States. Sadly, the federal government is now engaging in an all-out attempt to have us all spy on one another. All over America, the Department of Homeland Security is running ads promoting the "See Something, Say Something" campaign. They even had 8,000 stadium workers at the Super Bowl this year go through special training on how to spot potential terrorists. So the next time you see a hot dog vendor, keep in mind that he might also be part of a special anti-terrorism task force.
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7 comments // According To The FBI, Internet Privacy Is Now Considered To Be Suspicious Activity

  • LivingPong
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      LivingPong  
    • Damn I must be a suspicious terrorist type for sticking to the advice of internet security professionals and my own security policy!

      Excuse me while I take myself outside and execute myself for taking precautions to stop my computer being hacked and trying to protect my identity from being stolen by scammers and spammers!

      Thank you FBI for alerting me to the threat I pose to myself! BANG!

    • 4 months ago
  • circlesquared
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      circlesquared  
    • Patriot Act, NDAA, Expatriation Act anyone? Off to jail you go, don't be belligerent...and by the way we are going to take your citizenship with your freedom then throw away the key. If you are not going to pay em then enslave em.

    • 4 months ago
  • Naumadd
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      Naumadd  
    • Funny that "snoopers peeking at your computer screen" isn't considered suspicious activity.

      In my book, anyone who violates my desire for privacy is a predator. My question is, how did your life become so empty that you have to see what's happening in mine?

      Sure, ask nicely, I might tell you. Snoop and I'll tell you in no uncertain terms to piss off and, if possible, see that you face criminal charges.

    • 4 months ago
  • The_Wanderer_Kansas
  • PressCore
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      PressCore  
    • Naumadd:

      Computer Trespass is classified as a Felony here in New York. It's
      invariably the m.o. for cyberStalking, a Federal Felony. Those who
      presume the FBI to be above the law, instead of routinely operating
      outside the penal laws, is daft.

    • 4 months ago
  • The_Wanderer_Kansas
  • Truthitswhatsfordinner
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