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The last Chuck Norris joke.
Ok guys, it's over. This is the last Chuck Norris joke. Enjoy it, because from now on Chuck Norris jokes are done.
This ones pretty good though. Ok guys, it's over. This is the last Chuck Norris joke. Enjoy it, because from now on Chuck Norris jokes are done. ... more -
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Constitution
Chuck Norris is a dangerous member of the Religious Right and he doesn't deserve our admiration any longer.
He is a supporting member of the "National Council on Bible Curriculum in Public Schools" - a group that wishes to force all public school children to read the Bible and ultimately turned into Christians on tax dollars.
He doesn't believe in the Separation of Church and State and supported Mike Huckabee for president and Rick Perry for governor of Texas. Perry is a far-right conservative who is against any and all gay rights, people of other religions, and the Constitution in general.
To see more of Chuck kicking the Constitution into the dirt:
http://www.bibleinschools.net/Videos Chuck Norris is a dangerous member of the Religious Right and he doesn't deserve our admiration any longer. ... more -
Chuck Norris round-house kicks gas prices
After bush's failed attempt at keeping gas prices low, by vetoing a bill that would tax oil companies, chuck norris decided he would take america by the hand and guide her to the solution. Chuck norris wrote this letter to congress, where he outlines how we can lower gas prices.
"By Chuck Norris
Jun 10, 2008
Last Thursday, oil prices increased $5.50 per barrel in one day. Last Friday marked the biggest single-day surge in oil price history, rocketing $11 more to $138 on the New York Mercantile Exchange. In just two days, oil costs increased 13 percent. Average Americans literally are driving to the poorhouse on financial fumes. With gas at $4 per gallon, roughly two cars in every household, and the average annual gas usage at 700 gallons, you do the math.
Americans are being forced to use their hard-earned money that once put food in their stomachs to put petroleum in their tanks and to drive the exact same distances they drove a decade ago for four to five times the price.
As oil and gas prices skyrocket, Congress continues to play the blame game. In April 2006, with the Democrats poised to take over Congress with Nancy Pelosi at the helm, she released a statement saying, "With skyrocketing gas prices, it is clear that the American people can no longer afford the Republican Rubber Stamp Congress." She followed that with a commitment, "Democrats have a commonsense plan to help bring down skyrocketing gas prices by cracking down on price gouging." So, has the Democrats' common-sense plan worked? Average gas prices were about $2.50 a gallon at the time. Now they're $4 a gallon and rising. Some crackdown plan.
Look at the energy chaos that our government has allowed. While we remain at the mercy of oil companies, cartels and OPEC, our government has tied the hands of states and citizens to tap even temporary energy relief from our own land. Here are a few key vistas on the oil and energy landscape:"
continued in the article After bush's failed attempt at keeping gas prices low, by vetoing a bill that would tax oil companies, chuck norris decided he would t... more -
Teens Arrested For Targeting Chuck Norris
"Two Pennsauken High School students have been arrested after a teacher found what was believed to be a hit list that targeted actor Chuck Norris."
You don't mess with Chuck Norris.... "Two Pennsauken High School students have been arrested after a teacher found what was believed to be a hit list that targeted actor C... more -
Chuck Norris book of facts to be released
Spector says he had a January 2006 sitdown at the Mohegan Sun Casino with Norris during which the "Missing in Action" star expressed admiration for his Web site's satirical take on Norris' supertough image.
Norris later sued the 20-year-old Brown student from Old Westbury, L.I., for trading off his name. Spector says he had a January 2006 sitdown at the Mohegan Sun Casino with Norris during which the "Missing in Action" star expressed a... more -
Everyone loves a flying cowboy!
Of all the photoshopping I've ever seen, flying cowboys are up there with the best of them.
Cowboys and flying aren't two things I would imagine going well together, but it seems superimposing pictures of a flying cowboy onto various ridiculous backgrounds can have quite comical effect.
And yes, don't worry, Chuck Norris is in there...
Of all the photoshopping I've ever seen, flying cowboys are up there with the best of them. ... more -
Flowbee still kickin'
The Flowbee is still around AND only $59.95!
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Government's role to protect, family's role to provide
My vote probably goes to Huckabee.
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Seriously, a popcorn popper?
"[Huckabee] said he used to eat squirrels, cooking them up in his popcorn popper. Ewwwwhhh! And what's up with that Chuck Norris shadow, following him everywhere like a late-night rerun?" -- NY Times blogger on Mike "WTF?" Huckabee
"[Huckabee] said he used to eat squirrels, cooking them up in his popcorn popper. Ewwwwhhh! And what's up with that Chuck Norris shado... more -
Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kicks Penguin.
Chuck Norris sues Penguin publishers: the Martial Arts superstar claims that the publisher is exploiting his famous name to sell books.
For the record, Chuck Norris' tears do not cure cancer. Chuck Norris sues Penguin publishers: the Martial Arts superstar claims that the publisher is exploiting his famous name to sell book... more -
As much as I like and support Huckabee for president, do you think this commercial...
Don't get me wrong: Huckabee is MY only choice for president right now. He's genuine, honest, has strong convictions, believes what he believes fervently, has a plan for america, and was a good governor in almost every aspect of the word. However, it's one thing to have chuck norris's endorsement: and another to have him be an integral part of a commercial in Iowa. I don't think it was neccessary for Mike to do this. Chuck Norris jokes are old, but that's not the point. I like mike's sense of humor a lot, but this may have gone to far... his convictions, plan for america, and personality can support themselves without chuck norris jokes getting involved. he still has my vote though
what do you guys think? Don't get me wrong: Huckabee is MY only choice for president right now. He's genuine, honest, has strong convictions, believes what he... more -
Do Celeb Endorsements Help Candidate Buzz?
Chuck Norris is a certified Web sensation. Widely circulated facts about his accomplishments, strength, and energy have elevated him to a level of popularity seldom seen by actors pushing 70. But can Norris's fabled powers impact the leader of the free world?
The actor who kicked copious butt on "Walker, Texas Ranger" is now attempting to bench press a presidential candidate from obscurity to front-runner with his endorsement of Mike Huckabee. Searches on Norris are up 10% over the past week, but more importantly, lookups on "mike huckabee chuck norris" are up a whopping 457%.
As for Huckabee, the GOP candidate has seen his searches double over the past week. Is it the Norris effect? We looked at searches on two prominent endorsements on the Democratic side to see how celeb buzz is affecting candidates.
Oprah Winfrey has thrown her behemoth buzz behind Barack Obama. We know that Oprah is the largest offline influencer of buzz. Her support has lifted searches on books, cars, and even Dr. Oz. She's hitting the campaign trail with Obama and searches on the senator from Illinois are up 24% this week. Queries on the daytime queen are up 10% as pollsters and pundits watch to see if her powers extend to the political realm.
Singer Barbra Streisand cast her lot with Hillary Clinton and backed the New York senator in her presidential bid. Searches on Babs jumped 31% and Clinton searches sang a happy tune, up 38% this week.
But when it comes to political muscle thus far, no celeb endorsement can measure up to the power of Chuck. His backing of Huckabee helped lift the former governor of Arkansas past his more prominent rivals in buzz. Check our graph of candidate searches over the past month... Chuck Norris is a certified Web sensation. Widely circulated facts about his accomplishments, strength, and energy have elevated him t... more -
Chuck [heart] Huckabee
Republican Presidential candidate Mike Huckabee has become a real contender in Iowa. This campaign add featuring Chuck Norris has been airing in the Hawkeye state and it plays up the former Arkansas governor/ordained baptist minister/weight-loss icon's affable qualities.
Personally, I prefer the cattier adds that focus more on disinformation ;-) But with classic lines like, "There's no chin behind Chuck Norris's beard, only another fist," this is a nice change of pace. Republican Presidential candidate Mike Huckabee has become a real contender in Iowa. This campaign add featuring Chuck Norris has bee... more -
Who would win in a fight: Chuck Norris, or Jack Bauer?
Chuck Norris is one tough cookie... but what makes him so bad? Would he be able to beat Jack Bauer, or would Walker: Texas Ranger have to take a mulligan on that one? Chuck Norris is one tough cookie... but what makes him so bad? Would he be able to beat Jack Bauer, or would Walker: Texas Ranger hav... more
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Chuck Norris Picks the Next President
It is clear to me that after this monumental development, the most sensible thing for Hillary, Obama, Guliani, and Romney to do would be to get out while they still have full use of all their appendages. It is clear to me that after this monumental development, the most sensible thing for Hillary, Obama, Guliani, and Romney to do would ... more
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Careful or....
Chuck Norris is gonna get your Dew. Your Mountain Dew.
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Using the Total gym
For those of you who don't know how or refuse to understand...
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Chuck Norris Facts
I recently bought a Chuck Norris Total Gym (TM) after getting drunk on a plane and being hypnotised by the informercial. I needed to find out more about what was behind the man... welcome to my Chuck Norris Appreciation Page.
Here are some FACTS to get you started... I recently bought a Chuck Norris Total Gym (TM) after getting drunk on a plane and being hypnotised by the informercial. I needed to f... more
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