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Mad Aussie Driver Sentencing Tomorrow?
Remember this guy? His sentencing is set for tomorrow... Links to the original stories below.
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The secret to staying young ...
according to actor Ernest Borgnine.
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Fox News: Go f**k yourself
Health Benefits for Men
Research summarized in a 2007 article in Sexual and Relationship Therapy found that masturbation may help men by:
— Improving his immune system’s functioning.
— Building his resistance to prostate gland infection.
— Making for a healthier prostate.
Health Benefits for Females
When it comes to a woman’s health, self-pleasuring serves her well by:
— Building her resistance to yeast infections.
— Combating pre-menstrual tension and other physical conditions associated with their menstrual cycles, like cramps.
— Relieving painful menstruation by increasing blood flow to the pelvic region. This will also reduce pelvic cramping and related backaches.
— Relieving chronic back pain and increasing her threshold for pain.
It's a shame those female health benefits are going untapped, if my female friends, only one of whom admits to fapping are anything to go by.
yeah right... Health Benefits for Men ... more -
Dildos at the Supreme Court?
Honestly, time and money is being invested into crap like this?
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Mother made child masturbate boyfriend
A 39-year-old mother was found guilty yesterday of sexual assault for telling her child to masturbate her boyfriend.
In a police interview, one of the woman's two daughters, who was between five and nine years old during the time of the allegations, told a detective that her mother had her touch the boyfriend's penis and masturbate him. The girl said her mother's boyfriend was naked when this happened.
The girl also told police she was made to touch her mother by her mother, but the judge found that the girl in her testimony couldn't remember the incident, so there was no proof that it happened.
Ottawa police learned about the incidents when the boyfriend went to the hospital and told medical staff he had been involved in sexual activities with the young girl. Detectives then made arrangements to speak with the woman's daughters.
While the woman's trial evidence had numerous inconsistencies, she admitted the allegations involving herself, her daughter and her boyfriend, the judge ruled.
The woman was convicted of sexual assault and invitation to sexual touching for the incidents involving her, her daughter and her boyfriend.
She was acquitted of the sex allegations involving her and her daughter alone.
The judge conditionally stayed one sexual assault conviction for purpose of sentencing. A 39-year-old mother was found guilty yesterday of sexual assault for telling her child to masturbate her boyfriend. ... more -
Man with rifle and 10lbs of pot caught driving over 90mph while taping himself mas...
Father of three Brendon Alan Erhardt, 39, told the court he was masturbating before being pulled over by police for driving over 90mph and recording himself on video as well. He told the court he was "not dangerous" and was the only one at risk.
In the car was a loaded .22 rifle, a cooler in the trunk containing over 10 pounds of cannabis, drug pipes, and a back seat with cannabis plants on it. The "visibly agitated" Erhardt said he planned on smoking it all at home in Noonamah, Australia.
He said the drugs were found at a rest stop, and that the rifle was for shooting kangaroos as he drove. Father of three Brendon Alan Erhardt, 39, told the court he was masturbating before being pulled over by police for driving over 90mph... more -
History of the Vibrator
Picture the scene: a doctor’s surgery, about a hundred and fifty years ago. A young woman comes into the surgery in some distress and obviously in need of some attention.
Patient - “Doctor, doctor, I’m really worried.”
Doctor - “What seems to be the problem?”
Patient - “I’m anxious, I can’t sleep, I’m irritable, I keep having erotic fantasies, and my vagina is incredibly moist.”
Doctor - “It’s ok, calm down, get a grip, you’re hysterical. I've got just the thing...”
So you’re probably thinking that the doc prescribed some pills or a mild sedative to ease the patient’s concerns. Well you’d be wrong. The doctor or nurse would masturbate the patient to climax. That seemed to do the trick every time and another contented patient was cured of their ills.
The trouble is, with an increasing number of “hysterical” women around, doctors had quite a job on their hands (quite literally). They needed a solution; an invention that would relieve them of the relieving.
With cases of repetitive strain injury on the increase, doctors were themselves overcome with a wave of ecstasy when a solution finally found its way into the hands of the world’s sexually frustrated women. The vibrator. Here's our potted history of a medical marvel turned fashionable funstick. Picture the scene: a doctor’s surgery, about a hundred and fifty years ago. A young woman comes into the surgery in some distress and ... more -
Stalker sends sex video to victim, whilst she's reporting him to police
A 27-year-old man filmed himself masturbating and then sent it to his victim's mobile phone, unfortunately for him, she just happened to be at her local police station reporting him for stalking.
A police officer told a court that, "the victim answered the call to find Baker again masturbating himself and she showed the officer taking her statement." The video was enough to prosecute him, landing him with a $3000 fine. A 27-year-old man filmed himself masturbating and then sent it to his victim's mobile phone, unfortunately for him, she just happ... more -
May is National Masturbation Month
Join Good Vibrations, the legendary Bay Area company that takes pride in providing educational materials and accurate information on sexuality and toys for grown-ups, in recognizing the many ways we can pleasure ourselves by celebrating the 13th annual National Masturbation Month this May.
The intention of National Masturbation Month is to raise awareness, and emphasize the importance of masturbation. Of all the kinds of sex people can have, masturbation is the most universal. It helps people learn about their bodies and sexual responses. It’s safe, healthy and most of all, it’s pleasurable! Join Good Vibrations, the legendary Bay Area company that takes pride in providing educational materials and accurate information on s... more -
Ducky Doolittle
Ducky Doolittle is my hero. Despite her difficult childhood of neglect and abuse, she is one the most outspoken political sex empowerment instructors.
Watch how Ducky travels the US to educate those on sexual empowerment. Ducky Doolittle is my hero. Despite her difficult childhood of neglect and abuse, she is one the most outspoken political sex empower... more -
Masturbation may prevent prostate cancer
I knew I wasn't going blind!
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Lawyer jailed for making lewd gestures, in court
A judge has sentenced a defence attorney to 90 days in jail for making a lewd gesture and simulating masturbation whilst standing before a County Court-at-Law judge.
The lawyer's lawyer asked for a custodial sentence of 24 hours, but visiting State Judge Paul Davis said it was his "honour to uphold the integrity of the judicial process" and sentenced Reposa to 90 days.
In a closing argument, First Assistant County Attorney Randy Leavitt said Reposa's gesture was just the latest in a string of offensive behaviour, which included calling prosecutors vulgar names in court. A judge has sentenced a defence attorney to 90 days in jail for making a lewd gesture and simulating masturbation whilst standing befo... more -
Basketball player to be charged in library masturbation
Couldn't you wait till you got home dood. That's what daydreaming is for.
Pen State police have filed charges against Nittany Lions basketball player Stanley Pringle for a public masturbation incident that occurred last Thursday at Pattee Library.
According to police, "the team's point guard, sat behind the victim in the stacks section of the library, attempted to start a conversation with the woman and began masturbating. Police have filed charges of public lewdness and disorderly conduct against him in connection to the incident, but Centre County District Judge Jonathan Grine, who is out of the office, was unable to sign the criminal complaint as of 2 p.m. today. Without the signed complaint, Pringle cannot be formally arrested."
Something like this happened on a plane too. http://current.com/items/88871573_woman_sues_american_a... Couldn't you wait till you got home dood. That's what daydreaming is for. ... more -
Inappropriate things said by the cast of Reno 911 Miami
Trudy, Lt. Dangle and Travis Jr. visited The Chemosphere when they were promoting Reno 911 Miami and said some things we decided not to air on TV. Trudy, Lt. Dangle and Travis Jr. visited The Chemosphere when they were promoting Reno 911 Miami and said some things we decided not t... more
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Woman sues American Airlines over masturbating passenger
New York, Mar 19 : A woman has filed a $200,000 lawsuit against American Airlines alleging the flight crew failed to protect her from a passenger who moved into the seat next to hers while she was sleeping, then “masturbated to her” and—well, you’ve seen “There’s Something About Mary”? Yeah, that. New York, Mar 19 : A woman has filed a $200,000 lawsuit against American Airlines alleging the flight crew failed to protect her from... more
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Anti-Masturbation Device From Yesteryears
Back in the old days, it was harder to get a hard-on with this device strapped on ya. Now up for auction on eBay.
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Antique anti-masturbation device
Now I've seen it all. "EXTREMELY RARE ANTI-MASTURBATION DEVICE DATING FROM c1880. THE COPPER, SHAPED DEVICE WAS ATTACHED TO A BELT AND WORN BY BOYS AS A MEANS OF PREVENTING NOCTURNAL EMISSIONS. VERY MUCH AN INDICATION OF SOCIETY'S VIEWS ON ONANISM IN THE 19TH CENTURY. THIS IS THE FIRST EXAMPLE WE HAVE OFFERED FOR SALE IN 24 YEARS. THE CONDITION IS EXCELLENT. 3 ½ INCHES TOP TO BASE." Now I've seen it all. "EXTREMELY RARE ANTI-MASTURBATION DEVICE DATING FROM c1880. THE COPPER, SHAPED DEVICE WAS ATTACHED TO... more
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Masturbation Cuts Cancer Risks
Nice! One less thing to worry about. This article from the BBC explains why a little rub and tug can reduce your chances of cancer by a third. Nice! One less thing to worry about. This article from the BBC explains why a little rub and tug can reduce your chances of cancer by ... more
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Hmm...Maybe Clinton should have listened to his Surgeon General.
Joycelyn Elders Fired By Clinton
One week after her participation at the United Nations World AIDS Day 1994 events, Surgeons General Joycelyn Elders was fired by President Clinton supposedly for comments on masturbation.
"Our children have seen 15,000 hours of TV to only 11,000 hours of reading, writing, and arithmetic. We've not used the most powerful medium -- that's our television -- to educate our people [against AIDS]. That says our country has really not made a commitment."
As a candidate for President, Clinton had spoken in support of public education's role in preventing AIDS by saying that children
"should be told in blunt, clear, but sensitive terms how people get AIDS and how to avoid it."
After 12 painful years of genocide from Reagan/Bush NEGLIGENCE, there was hope that AIDS would finally be addressed by the White House with Clinton's appointment of Joycelyn Elders as Surgeon General because of her forthright and frank advocacy in the fight against AIDS.
When Joycelyn Elders was asked to speak at the United Nations on World AIDS Day 1994, she heard from a high school student who had not been allowed to graduate because he had passed condoms out at a high school prom. The speaker suggested that the U.S. government could do more to reach the administrators in the school to address the AIDS crisis. Half of all new HIV infections occur in youths younger than 25 years of age.
The first question that happened to be asked of Joycelyn Elders at this United Nations World AIDS Day Conference: "...if masturbation might be taught as a way to prevent AIDS?" Joycelyn Elders replied: "masturbation is something that is a part of human sexuality, and is a part of something that perhaps should be taught." *
* later she said, "masturbation is really something you don't have to teach." Joycelyn Elders was fired by President Clinton one week later for "values contrary to the administration."
After all Clinton's sexual proclivities, it would be only benignly ironic except for the political negligence and malfeasance in the fight against AIDS -- with the consequences leading to increased diseases, suffering and death. Joycelyn Elders Fired By Clinton ... more -
Transformer toy looks pervy
Transformer toy looks sweet, but doesn't work properly on the Late Show
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