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    • Comedian in trouble for eating sausage while driving on his TV show

      Being a comedian in Germany can be hard at times. Comedy star Hape Kerkeling has received a legal complaint from a television viewer for eating a sausage while driving in his new show, in which he plays a taxi driver.

      A German comedian who plays a taxi driver in a candid camera show has received a legal complaint from a viewer who spotted him committing two minor traffic violations on television.

      In his show "Hallo Taxi," Hape Kerkeling, 43, a gifted impersonator, has amusing conversations with passengers which are recorded by a hidden camera. One viewer seemed to be paying more attention to his driving than the comic aspect of the show.

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      Being a comedian in Germany can be hard at times. Comedy star Hape Kerkeling has received a legal complaint from a television viewer f... more

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    • Andy Dick arrested

      And dick was arrested on drug charges, public drunkedness and sexual battery charges on a 17 year old in Murrieta, CA.

      Police in Murrieta say comedian Andy Dick, who was arrested today on charges of sexual battery and suspicion of drug possession, had been warned earlier by officers to leave another local bar or face charges of public intoxication. Lt. Dennis Vrooman said police were called to the Corner Pocket Sports Bar about 9 p.m. Tuesday after receiving reports of a disturbance. When they arrived, they found Dick extremely intoxicated, he said. Rather than arrest the 42-year-old actor for public intoxication, they gave him the option to leave, which he did, Vrooman said. Dick later ended up at Buffalo Wild Wings on Murrieta Hot Springs Road, where he drank with four or five friends, Vrooman said. Several bar patrons recognized Dick and approached him, including a 17-year-old girl.

      "She recognized that he was extremely intoxicated and walked away," Vrooman said.

      Later, as Dick and his friends were leaving, Vrooman said, Dick spotted the girl and her friend and shouted, "There are the girls. Moments later, he allegedly fondled the girl's breast with his right hand and then pulled her top down in the parking lot.

      "The victim was traumatized by this," Vrooman said.
      And dick was arrested on drug charges, public drunkedness and sexual battery charges on a 17 year old in Murrieta, CA. ... more

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    • America is Tyranny - George Carlin R.I.P

      Listen to the truth being spoken by a great man. A true american and a great loss to our nation. I'm sure where you're at George is a better place than this place we live in is becoming! Listen to the truth being spoken by a great man. A true american and a great loss to our nation. I'm sure where you're at George is ... more

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    • Saving the planet? George Carlin R.I.P

      Global warming or Mother nature? Some great insight on the arrogance of the human race.
      George was always loud, outspoken and generally dead on truthful. He's in a better place than the world now and i'm sure he knows it.
      Global warming or Mother nature? Some great insight on the arrogance of the human race. ... more

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    • Euphemisms and "Soft Language" - George Carlin R.I.P

      "American language is loaded with euphemisms because americans have alot of problems dealing with reality and facing the truth so they invent a soft language to protect themselves."
      "American language is loaded with euphemisms because americans have alot of problems dealing with reality and facing the truth so they... more

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    • "Rights" ( aka Temporary Priviledges ) by George Carlin

      Another great Carlin skit on "rights" that some people deem "god given". This was so relevant to what's going on now in our country that i had to put it up along with the others i put up. He was angry, loud, outspoken and dead on right in his views. Listen and you might learn something. R.I.P George. Another great Carlin skit on "rights" that some people deem "god given". This was so relevant to what's going on now in our country t... more

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    • Mr Methane to blow away audiences

      The world's only full-time performing flatulist is promising to "blow away audiences" at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe.

      Mr Methane, alias former train driver Paul Oldfield, will reveal his unique skills in a show called An Audience With Mr Methane.

      In it, he tells broadcaster Martin Kelner how his 'talent' came to light when he accompanied his sister in yoga practice.

      He discovered - to his surprise and delight - that he was able to take in air through the rear, retain it, and then expel it as and when he chose.

      At first, it was nothing more than a party trick to entertain fellow railwaymen, but eventually Mr Methane found that by careful control, he could pick out a simple tune.

      He gradually expanded his repertoire, which now ranges from Strauss's Blue Danube waltz through to Kylie Minogue's I Should Be So Lucky.

      Using audio visual aids, Kelner will tell the Methane story, and may join him on a moving rendition of Da Doo Ron Ron, "performed fore and aft".

      Mr Methane will tell how he conquered the Howard Stern show in America, did sell-out tours in Australia, and became a star on Japanese TV.

      "He wanted to call it Working My Passage but I persuaded him not to," reveals Kelner.
      The world's only full-time performing flatulist is promising to "blow away audiences" at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe. ... more

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    • Eddie Murphy Has An Epiphany… Maybe

      Eddie Murphy is going to stop making movies after Meet Dave comes out this summer and go back to doing stand-up?

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      9 days ago
    • George Carlin 1937-2008

      George Denis Patrick Carlin has passed away. The American comedian, actor and author passed away at the age of 71 after complaining of chest pains. His prolific career in the field of comedy earned him four Grammy Awards. Carlin's legacy will likely place him among the best ever in the arena of stand up comedy. George Denis Patrick Carlin has passed away. The American comedian, actor and author passed away at the age of 71 after complaining of... more

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      2 days ago
    • Eulogies for Carlin

      We took your clippings in response to George Carlins death and rolled them into a pod. So don’t say we never gave you anything.

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      2 days ago
    • Edgy comic George Carlin dies

      Comedian George Carlin, a counter-culture hero famed for his routines about drugs, dirty words and the demise of humanity, died of heart failure at a Los Angeles-area hospital on Sunday. He was 71. Comedian George Carlin, a counter-culture hero famed for his routines about drugs, dirty words and the demise of humanity, died of hea... more

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    • ‘Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television’ George Carlin Dies

      The always edgy comedian George Carlin died yesterday at the age of 71 of heart failure. The comedian had suffered a previous heart attack and had also endured a long battle with drugs and alcohol. The always edgy comedian George Carlin died yesterday at the age of 71 of heart failure. The comedian had suffered a previous heart at... more

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    • George Carlin dies at 71

      Comedian George Carlin, a counter-culture hero famed for his routines about drugs and dirty words, died of heart failure at a Los Angeles-area hospital Sunday, a spokesman said. He was was 71.

      Carlin, who had a history of heart problems, died at St. John's Health Center in Santa Monica about 6 p.m. PT after being admitted earlier in the afternoon for chest pains, spokesman Jeff Abraham told Reuters.

      Known for his edgy, provocative material, Carlin achieved status as an anti-Establishment icon in the 1970s with stand-up bits full of drug references and a routine about seven dirty words you could not say on television. A regulatory battle over a radio broadcast of his "Filthy Words" routine ultimately reached the U.S. Supreme Court.

      Comedian George Carlin, a counter-culture hero famed for his routines about drugs and dirty words, died of heart failure at a Los Ange... more

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    • George Carlin dies at age 71

      "George Carlin, the dean of counterculture comedians whose biting insights on life and language were immortalized in his "Seven Words You Can Never Say On TV" routine, died of heart failure Sunday. He was 71." "George Carlin, the dean of counterculture comedians whose biting insights on life and language were immortalized in his "Seven Words ... more

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      11 days ago
    • George Carlin dies at 71

      "LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Comedian George Carlin, a counter-culture hero famed for his routines about drugs and dirty words, died of heart failure at a Los Angeles-area hospital on Sunday, a spokesman said. He was 71.

      Carlin, who had a history of heart and drug-dependency problems, died at Saint John's Health Center in Santa Monica about 6 p.m. PDT (2 a.m. British time) after being admitted earlier in the afternoon for chest pains, spokesman Jeff Abraham told Reuters."

      I once saw him perform, and it was one of the funniest nights I have ever experienced. He will be deeply missed. May the sun shine brightly upon him and Joe Pesci get a few things done.
      "LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Comedian George Carlin, a counter-culture hero famed for his routines about drugs and dirty words, died of he... more

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      9 days ago
    • Hippie Man does his comedy at the Back Bowl

      Yes, Hippie Man and the Back Bowl do go together. Just because he has smoked a bowl out in the back of many places, doesn't mean Hippie Man has been to the Back Bowl in Eagle, Colorado. He may fit in well with the Boulder, Colorado crowd, but some of the local cowboys in Eagle, Colorado don't necessarily get all of his humour, do you!? Political humour and real live always get you........well, hopefully!

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      Yes, Hippie Man and the Back Bowl do go together. Just because he has smoked a bowl out in the back of many places, doesn't mean Hipp... more

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    • Al Franken wins endorsement for Senate in Minnesota, USA

      I think it's great that he's running. Comedians are just another type of activists, and politicians who were activists first are the type of people I want with the power, not corporate pets. We've got blacks, women, Jews, and hopefully more minorities running for politics. It's a good change in America.

      "Al Franken has won a resounding endorsement for U.S. Senate from Democratic activists at the Minnesota state convention.

      The former "Saturday Night Live" writer and performer beat college professor Jack Nelson-Pallmeyer on the first ballot Saturday. Franken had just given a speech to delegates apologizing for past jokes that offended some fellow Democrats.

      Nelson-Pallmeyer conceded the endorsement to Franken and moved that Democrats unanimously back Franken. They did so by voice vote.

      Republican Sen. Norm Coleman has his party's endorsement for re-election. "

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      I think it's great that he's running. Comedians are just another type of activists, and politicians who were activists first are the t... more

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    • Fran Capo - world's fastest-talking female

      Dubbed “fast talker extraordinaire” by the Associated Press, comedienne Fran Capo doesn’t mind if you call her motor mouth. In fact, she’s proud of it! Fran Capo is The Guinness Book of World Records fastest talking female clocked at 603.32 words per minute. That’s 10 words a second! Her record also appears in Ripley’s Believe it or Not - 2006 Planet Eccentric book.

      Her fast-talking, boundless energy, down to earth approach makes her easy to relate to and a fun quick witted TV guest. She has appeared on over 250 TV shows including; Good Morning America, Larry King Live, Last Call with Carson Daly, Inside Edition, ET, Ripley’s Believe it or Not, More than Human and Nick at Nite’s - Hi Jinx. She’s been heard on over 1000 radio shows including Howard Stern.
      Dubbed “fast talker extraordinaire” by the Associated Press, comedienne Fran Capo doesn’t mind if you call her motor mouth. In fact, s... more

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    • Ow, My Genitals!

      "You Don't Mess With The Zohan" star, Nick Swardson talks about his reaction to working with wires. Zohan is in theaters Friday.

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