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The Most Awesomely Douchey Phone Message Ever
We’re not entirely sure whether these voicemail messages are real, but regardless, they are brilliant. The back story is that Dmitri met Olga, they exchanged numbers, and he gave her a call (or two) to ask her out. He knows the way to a woman’s heart is through serious persistence and confidence. We’re not entirely sure whether these voicemail messages are real, but regardless, they are brilliant. The back story is that Dmitri m... more
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Tech Report: Metal Gear Solid 4
Tech Reporter Ben Hoffman checks out the midnight release of this highly anticipated game.
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Heidi Montag plans fake pregnancy
Just in time for sweeps!
Not wanting to add an ounce of reality to 'The Hills,' Heidi Montage and resident douche nozzle Spencer Pratt are rumored to be shopping for loose fitting clothing and padding to fake a pregnancy.
The plan is to get the baby rumor mill going so she can get photographed more.
Yeah, it's a slow news day. Just in time for sweeps! ... more -
Bill O'Reilly meltdown resurfaces
As a former colleague of Mr. O'Reilly's at Inside Edition, I got an extra little chuckle out of this one. Oh, Bill. You're simply nuts, my friend. Comedy gold. As a former colleague of Mr. O'Reilly's at Inside Edition, I got an extra little chuckle out of this one. Oh, Bill. You're simply nu... more
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10 things only a douchebag would buy
Check out the list for a collection of things that scream out "I'm a huge douchebag!" in a way that makes you stop, take in what you've just witnessed, and then give a silent nod of confirmation that "yes, that is one giant douchebag."
Check out the list for a collection of things that scream out "I'm a huge douchebag!" in a way that makes you stop, take in what you'v... more -
Limbaugh Urges Listeners to Vote for Clinton
Conservative radio host Rush Limbaugh has been actively urging his Texas listeners to cross over and vote for Clinton in that state's open primary Tuesday, arguing it helps the Republicans if the Democratic race remains unsettled for weeks to come.
This seems like the sweet smell of Rush Limbaugh becoming more and more irrelevant in his own party -- with McCain picking up the nomination without the support of conservatives and Obama looking like the perfect storm of a candidate. Conservative radio host Rush Limbaugh has been actively urging his Texas listeners to cross over and vote for Clinton in that state's ... more -
Starbucks Shutdown Brings End of Universe for Some
The reactions of these customers leaves me dumbfounded. These people really need to get angry about something that matters -- the coffee isn't even good to begin with. Click-thru and watch the video... does it change your outlook on mankind, as well? I thought I hated the local news, but maybe I just hate people. The reactions of these customers leaves me dumbfounded. These people really need to get angry about something that matters -- the coff... more
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Medill it All Up: 'Hidden Sources' for College Promotional Magazine?
Jesus leaves Chicago--and there's a New Dean in town where student's identities need to be protected when giving their positive sentiment in their own school's own glossy publication
Its a story of hidden sources, POWER, the potential RISE and FALL from the top--and one journalist's quest for the truth in a dangerously political environment in which others are too scared to speak out.
Will this bring a much ACHOO'd institution to its knees?
Developing... Jesus leaves Chicago--and there's a New Dean in town where student's identities need to be protected when giving their positive sentim... more -
No, actually, college IS necessary.
Funny enough, this is actually one of the best arguments for college that I have ever seen...
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Mail-a-Douche
This Valentine’s Day, forget about the one you love and remember the one you loathe. Thanks to mailadouche.com, reaching out to that obnoxious a**hole in your life just got a heckuva whole lot easier…and a helluva lot more fun!
Yes, that’s right: for the price of just two $4.00 coffee drinks, you can show your favorite D-bag just how much of a douche bag he really is with his very own… douche bag.
Yes, that’s right: a douche bag. A douche bag for a douchebag.
This Valentine’s Day, forget about the one you love and remember the one you loathe. Thanks to mailadouche.com, reaching out to that o... more -
O'Reilly Turns Away Homeless Vets Demanding Apology
I was there that day with the vets, capturing their stories, documenting their exchange in front of News Corporation. The next day, O'Reilly had spun it to look like... well, you already know how O'Reilly rolls. Let the vets speak for themselves. I was there that day with the vets, capturing their stories, documenting their exchange in front of News Corporation. The next day, O... more
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Roid romance
A video of a man sitting in front of a webcam and building himself to sexual climax simply by flexing his roided-up muscles and repeatedly telling himself how big they are doesn't need a whole lot of introduction, so I'll just let this hilarious little masterpiece of meatheaditude speak for itself.
(Language NSFW) A video of a man sitting in front of a webcam and building himself to sexual climax simply by flexing his roided-up muscles and repeat... more -
New Jersey douche bags
There are no words. Only fake tans, spiked hair, pursed lips, and laughter. Tons and tons of laughter. Enjoy.
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GROWIN UP CORNY!
couldnt resist posting these photos of the john gotti's grandson. what a tool!
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Gawking at Gawker
The lens gets flipped and it's creative class war as New York Magazine looks at the Gawker empire. Chock full of stuff like: 'Its long been known to magazine journalists that theres an audience out there thats hungry to see the grasping and vainglorious and undeservedly successful (douchebags or asshats, in Gawker parlance) put in the tumbrel and taken to their doom.' Rage, rage against the rage of the creative underclass. The lens gets flipped and it's creative class war as New York Magazine looks at the Gawker empire. Chock full of stuff like: 'Its lon... more
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Who is America's biggest Douchebag?????
I was thinking to myself after I was watching a bit of television this weekend who is America's biggest douchebag???? Here is a list that I put together for my fellow Current friends to pick from and please feel free to leave a comment with your choice:
1. George Bush and anybody in his administration
2. Kevin Federline
3. Brandon Davis
4. Paris Hilton
5. Donald Trump
6. Kriss Angel
7. Fred Durst
8. O.J. Simpson
9. Bill O'Reilly
10. Cisco Adler
If you have any Douchebags that i did not list please add. I was thinking to myself after I was watching a bit of television this weekend who is America's biggest douchebag???? Here is a list t... more -
Jonny Fairplay Gets Dumped on his FACE by Bonaduce!
Saw this yesterday and didnt know if anyone had posted it...probably but o well its hilarious!
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So where does all of Spencers money come from, anyway?
He's a coproducer, a VP of sorts.. Spencer's pretty busy.. but still a douchebag.
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Brett Ratner - Surprisingly Gay-friendly
I don't know why this story makes me so happy, but it does.
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