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An Open Letter to Lush Rimbaugh - true "Excellence in Broadcasting"
An Open Letter to Lush Rimbaugh
Dear Lush,
I love watching your show or catching it on the radio. It sort of capsulizes the whole day's news for me. I used to have to contend with trying to get the REAL news of the day while still avoiding the heavily biased Mainstream Media every single day as I drove hither and yon. Now, however, I have figured out that everyone in our own corner of the world (Radio Rightyland) takes their cue from you and that they simply rehash what you’ve already said. That way, I don’t have to catch Sean Insanity, Michael “Silly” Savage, Jerry Boil, Lars Larceny, Laura Inbred, Michael Medhead, Mark “the voice” Levin and the rest of the people who warn us about those awful Liberals.
Sometimes, I can even skip watching the FAUX “News” Channel when you bless us with one of your real in-depth tirades.
Way back when you commented that those Abu Ghraib prison abuse pictures were just “bored kids having fun with a camera”, I couldn’t have agreed more.
I mean Rumsfeld's possession of those same pictures and his own pre-approved decision to skip the Geneva Convention guidelines was just because he had too much to do to sit down and go through a bunch of whiney reports from his own chain of command, Amnesty International and The International Red Cross in the months before the scandal broke in the Mainstream Media. People just don’t realize how busy Secretaries of Defense are under President Bush.
I especially loved that obvious mental giant, Timothy Hitchens, on your show that time when he was supposed to debate Michael Moore. I'm not entirely sure, but I think he narrowly defeated an absent Michael Moore at least on answering your questions and the sound byte editing of Moore's comments put even F-911 to shame as far as honest reporting goes. Well, I think that was your show but it could have been "Scarborough Country" (Oh, it really doesn't matter since you are usually the source for the rest of them.)
Lush, I know the GOP Platform states that Republicans are against the Endangered Species Act but I’d like to ask a favor, kind sir.
With your being "connected" in reality-based environmental circles and knowing so much about the hoax of global warming really being caused by Mount Pinatubo, I was wondering if you could check to see if any of the money we'll save when Republicans get the Endangered Species Act overturned could be used to help genetically engineer a fish that eats mercury before Tunas can get to it? I say that only because my wife and I love Tuna fish sandwiches almost as much as your maid loved oxycontin. Did you ever get her off that stuff?
You know also you might just check with your doctor to see if she might have been trying to poison you with oxycontin since high doses of it can cause hearing loss and you still have not determined why you lost your hearing. You never know what those illegal aliens will put in your food just because you report on their crossing the border without papers.
All in all, Lush, you simply can’t know how much I appreciate your capsulization of Rightyland for the whole day for me. You save me so much aggravation when I try to get all the bits and pieces from everywhere else. You are truly the “Host with the Most”!
All those terrible Liberals want to do is scream about how much of the earth they think the Republicans have been responsible for scorching and otherwise destroying each day.
Any time you'd like to have me on your show, I'd be honored to tape several hours of drivel while masquerading as some Liberal nut job and have you edit it to show just how awful they are.
Again, Lush, thank you for all you do!
Yours truly,
Ivan Norris “Ino” Fulwell
May George Bush bless you and keep you and cause his face to shine upon you and give you peace.
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