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An Interview with McCain and Obama (In the Year 2012)
- President John McCain has refused to give interviews or meet with the press throughout his entire term as president. Until now. Since Cracked.com is now the only reliable source of news in America, and since I am Cracked’s Senior Political Correspondent, President McCain has been kind enough to sit down with me for this very rare interview. I enter the Oval Office, and he is already waiting for me. He looks about 50 years older than he did when he took office and a thousand times more tired.
- President Barack Obama goes on television to address the nation, on average, six times a day. While President Obama is certainly visible to the point of aggravation, he’s (shockingly) given very few interviews. Since Cracked.com is now the only reliable source of news in America, and since I am Cracked’s Senior Political Correspondent, President Obama has been kind enough to skip his post-Brunch State of the Union address to sit down with me for this very rare interview. I enter the Oval Office, and he is seated while an artist diligently paints his portrait.
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How only the guys from Cracked can tell it. - President John McCain has refused to give interviews or meet with the press throughout his entire term as president. Until now. Sinc... more -
MABUS (OBAmabusH)
An insightful documentary into the terrifying connections between the prophecies of Nostradamus and Obama, Bush, and the coming presidential election. An insightful documentary into the terrifying connections between the prophecies of Nostradamus and Obama, Bush, and the coming presid... more
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Why worry?The worlds gonna end,,,,Right??????
It is not an exaggeration to say that nearly half the American population is eagerly anticipating the end of the world.
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Maybe this is why so few seem to care...... It is not an exaggeration to say that nearly half the American population is eagerly anticipating the end of the world. ... more -
2012 for Dummies
Rush out and get your copy this October. We've only got about 4 years to prepare. View chapter 15 about global warming and climate change here http://colinandrews.net/files/c15_Proof-2012BookChapt15... . "The existence of almost 600,000 websites on 2012 indicates a huge fascination with this subject" Rush out and get your copy this October. We've only got about 4 years to prepare. View chapter 15 about global warming and climat... more
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What's going to happen on December 21st 2012?
Will the world end on 21st December 2012 because of the end of the Mayan calendar or because the winter solstice is "aligned" with the Milky Way? Will the world end on 21st December 2012 because of the end of the Mayan calendar or because the winter solstice is "aligned"... more
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Galactic Alignment, 2012: the End of an Age, not the World
Over the last century philosophers, archaeoastronomers, and historians of ancient knowledge and wisdom have been deciphering ancient languages, the origins of ancient temples, and the mythology of ancient civilizations to find the source of inspiration and knowledge for the ingenious contributions these ancient civilizations have left on the earth. Past civilizations are now being newly re-discovered and interpreted for those of us who want to know of our past, our evolution as a species, and the destiny of humanity.
Unfortunately, much of the modern world has completely ignored the knowledge obtained by ancient civilizations, or have not given them any intellectual merit, thus creating a global culture, for the most part, steeped in secular and materialistic pursuits. The time has arrived when our local Milky Way galaxy is interacting with our local star system and the most dramatic changes ever to impact on human destiny are now taking place. Humanity is currently being transformed beyond anything ever imagined. Galactic Alignment, a book by John Major Jenkins, prepares us for this transformation. Over the last century philosophers, archaeoastronomers, and historians of ancient knowledge and wisdom have been deciphering ancient l... more -
Crop circle gives hope for 2012
This enigmatic crop formation appeared in England and accurately depicts the alignment of the planets on December 23, 2012 — two days after the Mayan Calendar end-date. This enigmatic crop formation appeared in England and accurately depicts the alignment of the planets on December 23, 2012 — two days ... more
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Beijing hands over Olympics to London for 2012
The 2008 Games drew to a triumphant close in front of 91,000 spectators packed inside the Bird's Nest Stadium with illuminated dancers and gymnasts and drummers preceding the parade of athletes.
The handover of the Olympics to London began with a rendition of the national anthem. A London bus was then driven into the arena, pursued by Britain's Olympic gold medal-winning cyclists Chris Hoy and Victoria Pendleton.
Surrounded by dancers dressed like commuters, the top section of the vehicle peeled back to reveal a stage from which elevated platforms lifted X-Factor winner Leona Lewis and Led Zeppelin's Jimmy Page. The 2008 Games drew to a triumphant close in front of 91,000 spectators packed inside the Bird's Nest Stadium with illuminated da... more -
London takes over as Olympic host
London has received the Olympic flag to signal the start of its reign as Olympic host city and spark wild celebrations in the capital.
Mayor of London Boris Johnson was given the flag by IOC President Jacques Rogge at the closing ceremony in Beijing.
An eight-minute handover presentation, featuring a red double-decker bus, footballer David Beckham and musicians Jimmy Page and Leona Lewis followed.
An estimated 40,000 people celebrated the handover at a party in London. London has received the Olympic flag to signal the start of its reign as Olympic host city and spark wild celebrations in the capital.... more -
Doomsday Scenario 2012
According to their calendar, the Maya believed that their world would end on Dec 21, 2012. Of all the dates put forth by prophets and cultures for a doomsday, this is one with an authentic almost eerie feel to it. But what will happen? A global cataclysm is one possibility. According to their calendar, the Maya believed that their world would end on Dec 21, 2012. Of all the dates put forth by prophets and ... more
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The Truth! What is Real? Aliens, 2012
Robert Dean: Retired NATO Officer
Robert Dean Was shown a Top Secret document while having the highest security access in NATO. This Document led Robert Dean to search and gather as much information about "The greatest story ever" the story of earth the human race, how we got here, where we are now, and where we are going in the future.
After watching this video and having done some reasearch I've come to the conclusion this is all real and I was taken back by all this. I feel that this is something that has changed my life in some big ways.
please watch this and comment.
Thanks
"Bob Dean : An Officer and a Gentleman (Part 1 of 3) Phoenix, Arizona, May 2007 We have met many remarkable people in the course of our work for Project Camelot, but meeting Bob Dean was one of our greatest privileges. As an elder statesman he is charming, eloquent and dignified, and we are proud to present this as what may be one of our most memorable interviews. In Part One, Bob shares with us his knowledge of the UFO phenomenon and what he encountered while working at SHAPE in Europe in the 1960s: an inch and a half thick detailed official report on the extraterrestrial 'problem' called at that time simply "The Assessment". Having the clearance to have free access to the document, he read it and re-read it many times, and he tells us how that changed his life. Later, after retiring from the military, he made the courageous decision to defy his Oath of Secrecy and began to speak publicly about what he had learned. In Part Two of the interview, Bob tells us that this is probably his last interview... and having done so, he pauses, takes a deep breath, and reveals on record for the first time that he has been contacted, and has been on board the craft. Do not miss this... and we invite you to join us in applauding the courage, integrity and commitment to truth of this very special man. We would like to think that this interview is a appropriate and fitting tribute to everything that he has stood for and wishes for the world. To contact Bill Ryan or Kerry Cassidy, please e-mail us at support@projectcamelot.org." Robert Dean: Retired NATO Officer ... more -
Creation Cycle Craze
The year is 2008. According to the Mayan Sacred Calendar, the end of the Earth's creation cycle ends in 2012. That leaves us a mere 4 years remaining, out of an over 16 billion year cycle. I am putting this piece together to try and thwart the negative outcomes of 2012.
For years I only heard of 2012, rumors of it being tied to the end of the world. Later, closer to the truth, heard it was the year the Mayans prophesied our Earth would end. Then when I finally did some research, found that it wasn't the prophesied end of times, rather just the end of the Earth's creation cycle. Take in mind the Mayans accurately prophesied their own fall.
Now, I still said it was the END of the cycle. But as we all know, a cycle doesn't really begin nor end, instead it just continues from the beginning. There are numerous different viewpoints on the subject. Many people have different interpretations of the calendar. I am basing my information on Ian Xel Lungold's work on http://www.mayanmajix.com.
In recent years (like the last 20 years), humanities' technology and understanding of not only the world, but humanity itself, has increased exponentially. We are reaching a point where we will be advancing at such a rate that we will see our own development before it takes place. I think the Mayans knew this period would come about, and it is in my mind a very important time. As the days go by, people are opening up more and more to one another. We are accepting and learning and growing together. This unity is what will be key here.
The Mayan calendar goes through nine stages during the Earth's creation cycle. Each stage is a cycle in itself and get's significantly shorter as you ascend the calendar. During each of these nine cycles we were given tools for consciousness. Starting with basics like matter and cellular activity 14-16 billion years ago, and eventually working our way up through first animals 850 million years ago, first monkey 40 million years ago, first humans 2 million years ago, spoken language 100,000 years ago, written language in 3100 BC, Industrialism in 1769, and ethics in the current cycle we are in which started in 1999.
In 2011 we will enter the 9th and final cycle. In which it is said we will be given the tool of universal co-creation. Now I might be stepping a bit far here, but that doesn't sound like a bad thing. In fact, co-creation is what UNITY is all about. And with all that out of the way, here's my theory.
The end of this creation cycle is not the end of the world. The end of the creation cycle is the beginning of humanity finally coming together and evolving further as one. We've conquered the physical world, our Earth. Now we must only conquer ourselves. Make way for utilization of the human's full unbound mental capacity.
2012 isn't nearly the end. Rather, it's only the beginning. The year is 2008. According to the Mayan Sacred Calendar, the end of the Earth's creation cycle ends in 2012. That leaves us a ... more -
Fewer people playing sport since Olympics bid
It seems that the whole point of the London Olympics is failing before they've even begun - Londoners are playing less sport since the city won it's bid to hold the 2012 Olympics here, according to a government report called 'Taking Part'
The Department of Culture, Media and Sport's survey has found that 3% fewer Londoners are taking part in sport than last year - that's the equivalent of 160,000 fewer people playing sports. This is in direct contrast to the goal to increase participation by 3%.
So politicians' estimates that holding the Olympics in the country would make Britons more sporty has been disproved, already.
Is it time to re-direct the funding that's already been ploughed into sport and withdrawn from other popular cultural pursuits - including film, theatre, music and art - to reflect that Britons, so far at least, just aren't into running about and throwing things? Or do us lazyarse Brits need even more encouragement to get out of our armchairs and actually move? It seems that the whole point of the London Olympics is failing before they've even begun - Londoners are playing less sport sinc... more -
Create & Destroy - Podmork Refuse
Pillolina Podmork
Una società si definisce non solo attraverso ciò che crea, ma attraverso ciò che si rifiuta di distruggere. (
Our society will be defined not only by what we create but by what we refuse to destroy. Pillolina Podmork Una società si definisce non solo attraverso ciò che crea, ma attraverso ciò che si rifiuta di distruggere. ( ... more -
2012 gets a Woody
The set of Roland Emmerich's 2012 just got a little hemp-ier. Woody Harrelson has just joined the cast, portraying a crackpot who might be on to the end of the world as we know it. The disaster film, due out next summer, has been racking up a pretty decent roster of actors, with John Cusack, Danny Glover, Amanda Peet, Thandie Newton and Chiwetel Ejiofor already on board.
“I play a guy who’s been talking for a long time, the whole world thinks he’s crazy,” Harrelson said of his character. “But he’s been talking that there’s gonna be hell to pay for what’s been going on ecologically and everything.” The set of Roland Emmerich's 2012 just got a little hemp-ier. Woody Harrelson has just joined the cast, portraying a crackpot who... more -
Thousands expect apocalypse in 2012
ABC News repots:
"Survival groups around the world are gearing up and counting down to a mysterious date that has been anticipated for thousands of years: Dec. 21, 2012."
Across the United States, Canada and throughout Europe, apocalyptic sects and individuals say that is the day that the world as we know it will end, ABCnews.com reports.
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Nubifragi, Tempeste, Coca Party - Profezie Podmork 2012
Eventi Climatici Estremi Colpiscono i Cocaparty della Lombardia. Vacanze a rischio... Proteste delle benestanti Milanesi appena uscite dal Parrucchiere! Eventi Climatici Estremi Colpiscono i Cocaparty della Lombardia. Vacanze a rischio... Proteste delle benestanti Milanesi appena uscite... more
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Police call up retired rozzers for 2012 security
Security's going to be tight when London hosts the Olympics in 2012. Reports today suggest that the Metropolitan Police are going to be recruiting old retired coppers in order to help with security... Security's going to be tight when London hosts the Olympics in 2012. Reports today suggest that the Metropolitan Police are going... more
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Al Gore Rhythm
A music video remix inspired by the prophetic oratory of Al Gore's 2007 Congressional Testimony on Global Warming.
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'The world will end in 2012' - Many Dutch prepare for 2012 apocalypse
The world will end in 2012 - or so say thousands in the Netherlands preparing for the apocalypse in four years, the Dutch-language newspaper de Volkskrant reported Tuesday... The world will end in 2012 - or so say thousands in the Netherlands preparing for the apocalypse in four years, the Dutch-language new... more
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