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Non-Floppy Rabbit Ears Prompt 999 Call
A woman in Scotland bought a rabbit which supposedly had floppy ears, but when she found out it didn't, naturally she called 999. By 'naturally' I mean 'idiotically'. A woman in Scotland bought a rabbit which supposedly had floppy ears, but when she found out it didn't, naturally she called 999.... more
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United Kingdom Talk Saturday 13th September 2008
Saturday's edition of my three times a week talk show. Watch the show here on CURRENT TV on Tues, Thurs & Sats.
In today's show :
News on Joy.
Testing.
Why do we go abroad ?
Pet food advice.
Turning the machine on.
Forums.
Things discovered in inhumane ways.
My eye is observing.
Not answering the phone.
Are you of advanced years ? What did you give your pets before pet food became available ?
Mad scientists.
Broken down ? Ross will help you.
Thanks to Shaun.
A harness.
Jimmy's doing well at his new school.
We are not made to eat chemicals.
James Dean is at the top of the list if you Google matinee show.
Paying the vet.
I am a hobosexual.
No elevator for Suko.
A new gadget.
Hospital phones.
Taking on too many jobs again.
A very big experiment.
Ear wax.
Take the work while it's there.
Where's the home made marmalade gone ?
chris@unitedkingdomtalk.co.uk
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United Kingdom Talk Thursday 11th September 2008
Thursday's edition of my three times a week talk show.Watch the show here on CURRENT TV on Tues, Thurs & Sats.
In today's show :
Joy's daughter, Lin, emails the show.
Use them once.
To tie or not to tie.
Learn to cook.
Dr Karl on Triple J.
Unwanted joke texts.
Ross's podcast - http://rosspatzeltradioshow.mypodcast.com/
A positive outcome.
Feet.
Getting a mortgage.
Do your fluids.
What is earwax for ?
Jobs in Australia.
Witheld numbers.
Where does all the money suddenly come from ?
Animal news.
Neighbours.
Extra bone.
Set your own limit.
Headaches.
The wrong arm.
Waiting lists.
Ready made meals.
A new bit of wire.
A permanent marker.
The NHS.
chris@unitedkingdomtalk.co.uk
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United Kingdom Talk Tuesday 9th September 2008
Tuesday's edition of my three times a week talk show.Watch the show here on CURRENT TV on Tues, Thurs & Sats.
In today's show :
Strange listening.
Stuart is on Facebook.
A glass of water.
Birdsong - soon !
The new Facebook.
Waffle.
Car story part 2.
Please pass on the funwall posts.
Why do they change a winning formula.
Laughing my head off.
Daft.
Ross P.
They all look the same.
Timmy.
Some strange sights.
The customer keeps coming back.
Mould on the walls.
We need more babies.
Joy.
Good service from Toshiba & Toyota.
Don't buy a house yet.
Samsung screen saver.
Anorak nation.
Limited intelligence.
Ears.
Burying another body.
Can't turn it on.
chris@unitedkingdomtalk.co.uk
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Ear We Go
Searches are up for "four eared cat", after a feline with four ears was discovered living, breathing and probably freaking the heck out of people in Chicago. Searches are up for "four eared cat", after a feline with four ears was discovered living, breathing and probably freaking t... more
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Alternative to myringotomy (ear tube surgery)
These are some alternative options for how to deal with ear infections in children. If you have questions about which treatment is most appropriate, contact your physician.
* Antibiotics
* Herbal Medicine
* Ear Popper
* Ear candling,
* Eardoc These are some alternative options for how to deal with ear infections in children. If you have questions about which treatment is mos... more -
Boy avoids stares with fake ears
A boy born with no ears has had his hearing and appearance restored with the help of several operations and a set of artificial ears.
South Yorkshire schoolboy Joshua Bull was born with small misshapen flaps of skin for ears and blocked ear canals.
Implants in his skull enabled him to hear but doctors also fitted him with realistic plastic ears so he could avoid people staring in the street.
Around one in 7,000 children are born without at least one ear.
Joshua could hardly hear a thing and only pick up a noise if someone shouted really loud right next to him. A boy born with no ears has had his hearing and appearance restored with the help of several operations and a set of artificial ears. ... more -
'I can't hair you!'
An Indian man makes it into the Guinness Book of World Records for a hirsute feat he complains isn't appreciated enough.
Growing hair out of your ears to a head-turning length isn't everyone's idea of an attractive look. But it's got a man from India's northern Kanpur a long-standing entry in the Guinness Book of World Records.
Susan Flory reports. An Indian man makes it into the Guinness Book of World Records for a hirsute feat he complains isn't appreciated enough. ... more -
Newsblast! 03.10.08
"VooZoo" Facebook application is launched, World Record for ear hair is broken, and beehives in California are stolen.
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"Deaf" boy cured after 9-year-old Q-tip falls from his ear
A boy who has been partially deaf for nine years was suddenly cured - when a cotton wool bud popped out of his ear.
Jerome Bartens was diagnosed as deaf in his right ear when he was just two and has struggled at school ever since.
He said he heard a popping sound, then found the tip of a cotton wool bud in his ear.
His family believe Jerome must have put the bud in his ear as a toddler and the centimetre-long cotton tip came off the plastic stem. A boy who has been partially deaf for nine years was suddenly cured - when a cotton wool bud popped out of his ear. ... more -
French Kids Can't Hear Because Their Music Is Too Loud... Say What?
As many as one French adolescent in five suffers hearing problems from loud music, an acoustic scientist has claimed. He said young people were being exposed to excessively loud volumes on MP3 players and in clubs and rock concerts.
...Kids these days... As many as one French adolescent in five suffers hearing problems from loud music, an acoustic scientist has claimed. He said young pe... more -
Breast implants are so last year, try an ear!
It took ten years, but Stelios Arcadious finally found a surgeon willing to implant an ear...and its still growing. He says it's art, i'm wondering if he can hear through it... It took ten years, but Stelios Arcadious finally found a surgeon willing to implant an ear...and its still growing. He says it's ... more
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Are you a music fan, or a music faun?
Discover the acoustical advantages of pointed ears! This website has got to be a joke, but in this day and age of extreme body modification I really can't be sure. Anyone know if this is a real service? Discover the acoustical advantages of pointed ears! This website has got to be a joke, but in this day and age of extreme body modific... more
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Does anyone love their bank?
Amy Grill needs to open an account in SF ASAP and P.J. Onori's all ears.
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