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New season of The Hills promises more terrific awfulness
The Hills is coming back. Soon. The fourth season of MTV's fake reality Chekhov-lite exploration of the listless, sun-drenched lives of a gaggle of dim witted Angelenos is premiering in mid August and, judging from a boy-filled online preview, it seems just as dull, soul-crushing, and deliciously awful as ever.
Most of this is sentiment is heralded by the increasing presence of one Stephanie Pratt, the crescent moon-faced sister of Mattel experiment gone wrong Spencer. She's stirring it up by dating boys belonging to other girls, lying, and bitching. In other news, bovine, saturnine Whitney may meet a mate in preparation for her own spin-off series. And then, of course, there's Laffy Taffy Heidi, scowling and braying at the walls, shaking her fists toward the snowy peaks of Crested Butte. The Hills is coming back. Soon. The fourth season of MTV's fake reality Chekhov-lite exploration of the listless, sun-drenched lives o... more -
Audrina from the Hills with designer Kira Plastinina!
Audrina Partridge hanging out on the red carpet with designer Kira Plastinina at her Sweet 16 fashion show in Los Angeles!
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Josh Peck is dating who?
Is Josh Peck dating one of the girls from The Hills? Who does he like to take out to dinner? Which girls go the craziest for him? Viewer, Christina from Buffalo wants to know and Josh gives the answer.
He can currently be seen in The Wackness. Is Josh Peck dating one of the girls from The Hills? Who does he like to take out to dinner? Which girls go the craziest for him? V... more -
like, totally ridiculous.
"$1,600. Category: TV Women
Answer: Lauren and she stopped speaking after she moved in with Spencer on MTV's The Hills, Duh."
from last night's Jeopardy. No, really. Heidi Montag was an answer on Jeopardy.
"$1,600. Category: TV Women Answer: Lauren and she stopped speaking after she moved in with Spencer on MTV's The Hills, Duh." ... more -
Audrina Patridge Is Pretty Undressed
If you’re thinking that this picture is from a photoshoot for, let’s say, Maxim magazine, then you will be surprised to know that Audrina was being this naked and this sexy for the TV Guide - but with... If you’re thinking that this picture is from a photoshoot for, let’s say, Maxim magazine, then you will be surprised to know that Audr... more
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LC - not just another pretty face
General impressions of Lauren-in-real-life:
- As with all celebs, seemed way shorter/thinner in person. Also, tanner.
- Seemingly really sweet/almost a little shy. I wasn't getting stuck-up vibes. When I needed to find the ladies' room, she walked me there, despite 10 publicists who could have done so instead.
- Shockingly well-spoken considering the inane dialogue we generally see her involved in on The Hills. Recited tons of stats from memory when describing the new m.powerment initiative (proceeds from certain Mark accessories are going to organizations that prevent violence against young women). General impressions of Lauren-in-real-life: - As with all celebs, seemed way shorter/thinner in person. Also, tanner. ... more -
Audrina Patridge in Daisy Dukes
what’s the next best thing to a bikini? Daisy dukes, you guessed. Now you be the judge if Audrina’s gonna turn heads and make cars stop when she goes out wearing this tiny clothing item - and... what’s the next best thing to a bikini? Daisy dukes, you guessed. Now you be the judge if Audrina’s gonna turn heads and make cars sto... more
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Why I love David Letterman
Dave interviews celebutard Spencer Pratt and bitch slaps the no-talent douche nozzle. Bless you Letterman, bless you.
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Lauren Conrad Playing with Whitney and Lo
In case you missed overly popular Lauren Conrad, here she is, playing bowling with her “not as overly popular, but also famous” friends, Whitney and Lo. And need I say, this is the least glam Lauren I have ever seen.
Now I am not quite sure what the fuss is about in the second pic - is it about the bowling shoes? Like, really? Are they as exiting? Or since we know they are known for being quite the fashionistas, were they pointing out the fashion crime Whitney was committing?
Moving on: Lauren seems to... In case you missed overly popular Lauren Conrad, here she is, playing bowling with her “not as overly popular, but also famous” friend... more -
The Week in Media
Want definitive proof aliens exist? We have it. Also brutal beatdowns and swinging sex parties.
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infoMania 06.05.08
Chewing up the week's media so we can regurgitate it, half-digested, into your mouth.
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Who Is Skinnier? Audrina Patridge or Heidi Montag?
Celebrities and especially co-stars get competitive for real, battling to be the skinniest girl on the show or on the red carpet. So since “Who’s Skinnier?” is basically a real life competition in Hollywood, we can make the most of it on... Celebrities and especially co-stars get competitive for real, battling to be the skinniest girl on the show or on the red carpet. So s... more
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Lauren Conrad in jeans
When Lauren Conrad is not wearing loose dresses, she is wearing leggings and when she isnt’t in the mood for any of these, she opts for the ever-trendy jeans. But not... When Lauren Conrad is not wearing loose dresses, she is wearing leggings and when she isnt’t in the mood for any of these, she opts fo... more
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Lauren Conrad in a Short Skirt, Front and Back
So, here she is, filming (please read “acting”) for reality-show-wannabe “The Hills”, looking pretty glam in a short skirt, both from the front and... So, here she is, filming (please read “acting”) for reality-show-wannabe “The Hills”, looking pretty glam in a short skirt, both from ... more
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Heidi Montag in a Bikini, Front and Back
Here is Heidi Montag in a bikini and yes, of course this is a spontaneous candid. No, Heidi is not wearing any make-up, she naturally looks like that, just like everything else... Here is Heidi Montag in a bikini and yes, of course this is a spontaneous candid. No, Heidi is not wearing any make-up, she naturally ... more
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Heidi Montag plans fake pregnancy
Just in time for sweeps!
Not wanting to add an ounce of reality to 'The Hills,' Heidi Montage and resident douche nozzle Spencer Pratt are rumored to be shopping for loose fitting clothing and padding to fake a pregnancy.
The plan is to get the baby rumor mill going so she can get photographed more.
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Audrina Patridge in a Bikini, Front and Back
It appears that Heidi is not the only girl on the popular The Hills who is not saying “no” to certain aesthetic improvements. But while Heidi seems to be best friends with the less natural beauty techniques, Audrina appears to limiting her adjustments to... It appears that Heidi is not the only girl on the popular The Hills who is not saying “no” to certain aesthetic improvements. But whil... more
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More Life Lessons From The Hills
The Hills is my least favorite show on the planet. Especially now when they make the female lead chose between her job or her lame boyfriend.. and guess what she picked!
The Hills is my least favorite show on the planet. Especially now when they make the female lead chose between her job or her lame boy... more -
Lauren Conrad Is Not as Skinny as You Might Think
If you were thinking that Lauren Conrad was a size 2, then this picture might prove you wrong. Sure, we can find explanations and justifications, such as the angle, the pants and the flip-flops are the villains that add weight and so on, but the first impression is that she looks slimmer on “The Hills” and, probably, on “heels”. If you were thinking that Lauren Conrad was a size 2, then this picture might prove you wrong. Sure, we can find explanations and just... more
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Rolling Stone does cover on "The Hills", fans leave brown stain on website
Rolling stone gets completely dissed by its best fans.
Article is not interesting, just read the comments...
Ahh... isn't instant gratification just splendid?
Hilarious!!
Rolling stone gets completely dissed by its best fans. Article is not interesting, just read the comments... ... more
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