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Daily Mail lands another exclusive: the bin from Angelina's hospital room
Stop the press!
"One photo of a bin filled with empty beer cans suggests proud dad Brad, 44, sank a few lagers to mark the arrival of twins Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline earlier this month."
Also contains exclusive shots of the sofa where Brad could have slept in the run-up to the twins' arrival, some plastic bags they might have put things in, and cereal boxes they possibly ate from. Stop the press! ... more -
Brooke Hogan hates voting
In what can be considered the most earth shattering and shocking news of our generation, the voice of America's youth movement, Brooke Hogan, has FINALLY issued her stance on voting.
"You know what? I am actually not that much into voting. I think it’s kinda crazy that a woman is running, because I think that women deal with a lot of emotions and menopause and PMS and stuff. Like, I’m so moody all the time, I know I couldn’t be able to run a country, ‘cause I’d be crying one day and yelling at people the next day, ya know?"
It's still unclear if she thinks math is hard and boys are dreamy. In what can be considered the most earth shattering and shocking news of our generation, the voice of America's youth movement, Brooke... more -
Lembit Opik and Cheeky Girl 'take break'
Cheeky Girl singer Gabriela Irimia is taking a break from her Lib Dem MP fiance Lembit Opik - but the couple have not split up, her mother says.
Magrit Irimia Scmal says the pair have not spoken for at least two weeks, but denied their engagement was off.
"Gabriela is having a difficult time in her life and just wants a little bit of space," Mrs Irimia Scmal said.
Cheeky Girl singer Gabriela Irimia is taking a break from her Lib Dem MP fiance Lembit Opik - but the couple have not split up, her mo... more -
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Pictures of famous people wearing top hats.
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Bloodthirsty thong
A 52 year old woman is suing Victoria's Secret over a defective thong. While trying on the under gament, a small decorative piece of metal flew off of the underwear and hit her in the eye, causing injuries that would affect her for the rest of her life.
Maybe the underwear was doing the woman a favor, because if you ask me, a 52 year old woman should NEVER EVER be seen in a thong. A 52 year old woman is suing Victoria's Secret over a defective thong. While trying on the under gament, a small decorative piece of ... more -
Pig is afraid of mud, wears toy wellies to beat phobia
When pig farmers Debbie and Andrew Keeble discovered a newborn member of their herd was afraid of mud, they were left scratching their heads over what to do. But, after thinking on the hoof, they soon realised a pair of wellies worn by a Paddington Bear toy fitted the young porker's tiny trotters like a glove.
Well, that must be the end of news as we know it. Nothing can top this.
When pig farmers Debbie and Andrew Keeble discovered a newborn member of their herd was afraid of mud, they were left scratching their... more -
First look at the new 902.0
Here it is kids, the new 90210
Wow. I mean...wow. The new 90210 looks like a car crash getting hit by a train wreck and I can't wait to watch it every single week. God bless nostalgia and a lack of original ideas in Hollywood.
"You wanna live in the zip, you gotta live by the code!" Here it is kids, the new 90210 ... more -
Heidi Montag plans fake pregnancy
Just in time for sweeps!
Not wanting to add an ounce of reality to 'The Hills,' Heidi Montage and resident douche nozzle Spencer Pratt are rumored to be shopping for loose fitting clothing and padding to fake a pregnancy.
The plan is to get the baby rumor mill going so she can get photographed more.
Yeah, it's a slow news day. Just in time for sweeps! ... more -
Minnie Driver drops clues about her baby's father
Like some kind of really rubbish puzzle, six-months pregnant Minnie Driver is dropping hints about the father of her unborn child. During an interview with The Independent, where she's promoting her sophomore album, Seastories, Minnie gave such vague clues as: he's English, he's "sort of in the same business,"
In related news, once I saw some kid with an ice cream drop his ice cream on the pavement. Like some kind of really rubbish puzzle, six-months pregnant Minnie Driver is dropping hints about the father of her unborn child. Dur... more -
Terrier has narrow escape
A small dog had a narrow escape on a Derbyshire railway line - thanks to a high speed train crew. Daisy, a west highland terrier, strayed on to track near Long Eaton just as a London train arrived at the station.
She disappeared underneath the train but the driver and train manager coaxed her out, then took her to the next stop, Loughborough.
A small dog had a narrow escape on a Derbyshire railway line - thanks to a high speed train crew. Daisy, a west highland terrier, stra... more -
Trinny and Susannah go... naked...
"Fashion gurus Trinny and Susannah bared all with 300 volunteers to create a giant 'naked sculpture' in the shape of a human on the Sussex Downs on Saturday.
The pair were filming for their latest ITV show, The Great British Body, in which they scour the country to find the average body shape."
"Fashion gurus Trinny and Susannah bared all with 300 volunteers to create a giant 'naked sculpture' in the shape of a human on the Su... more -
Mel B is the 'face' of Ultimo bras
Melanie Brown has landed a new modeling contract with the underwear company Ultimo. Brown has credited her new slim shape to her recent live Spice Girl reunion shows. She says the shows helped whip her body into shape, along with her recent stint in 'Dancing With The Stars.' Melanie Brown has landed a new modeling contract with the underwear company Ultimo. Brown has credited her new slim shape to her recen... more
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Derren Brown "shatters female fans illusions"
Well that's what the Daily Mail says. Are you a lady? Have you had your illusions shattered by finding out that magician Derren Brown is gay? Are you gay? Have you had your illusions shattered by finding out that magician Derren Brown isn't hetrosexual? Well that's what the Daily Mail says. Are you a lady? Have you had your illusions shattered by finding out that magician Derren Brown ... more
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Beckham's Mum disapproves of him wearing pants
David Beckham has admitted he was worried about stripping off for Emporio Armani – because he knew his mum would disapprove. The footie star posed for the raunchy ad campaign last year, which was plastered on huge advertising billboards around the world.
'When the photos came out, my mum was the first one to call me and say: “What are you doing?” David Beckham has admitted he was worried about stripping off for Emporio Armani – because he knew his mum would disapprove. The footi... more -
Obama rally draws 20,000 at Penn State
Shivering in blankets of Penn State's colors, some 20,000 people filled a campus lawn Sunday to hear Barack Obama say he can win the Democratic nomination even if rival Hillary Rodham Clinton stays in the race. Shivering in blankets of Penn State's colors, some 20,000 people filled a campus lawn Sunday to hear Barack Obama say he can win the D... more
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Funeral 2.0
Did you hear about the UK crematorium that’s now offering live broadcasts of its funeral services on the internet? Seems that Web 2.0 is even pervading the funeral industry now. Who thought death could be so innovative? Did you hear about the UK crematorium that’s now offering live broadcasts of its funeral services on the internet? Seems that Web 2.0 ... more
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What a bunch of horse sh*t. Literally!
You can call him the Jessica McClure of horses. It took a dozen firemen in central Florida to remove a young foal from a huge septic tank. The poor little guy had fallen in and suffered a couple small cuts, put other than that he was physically fine. No word on the emotional scarring of this traumatic event. You can call him the Jessica McClure of horses. It took a dozen firemen in central Florida to remove a young foal from a huge septic ... more
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Simon Cowell pays off couple's mortgage
Simon Cowell turned his "Mr Nasty" image around and paid off the mortgage of a couple whose three-year-old daughter suffers from cancer. Simon Cowell turned his "Mr Nasty" image around and paid off the mortgage of a couple whose three-year-old daughter suffers from cance... more
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Natalie Imbruglia linked with Branson Jnr.
Imbruglia - who recently split from husband Daniel Johns - was seen canoodling with the Virgin tycoon's son Sam Branson during a bash at London's Kensington Roof Gardens.
The £100,000 ski-themed party was held to celebrate Sam - who at 23 is 10 years Natalie's junior - leaving to go on an Arctic expedition.
Imbruglia - who recently split from husband Daniel Johns - was seen canoodling with the Virgin tycoon's son Sam Branson during a bash ... more -
You know it's a slow news day when...
CNN's top headlines are "U.S. Traffic: Bad and Getting Worse" and " :-) Turns 25." So yeah, to re-cap, traffic sucks and emoticons can now rent a car only to sit in traffic. CNN's top headlines are "U.S. Traffic: Bad and Getting Worse" and " :-) Turns 25." So yeah, to re-cap, traffic sucks and emoticons c... more
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