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Twin gay-porn stars arrested in rooftop burglaries
From the report:
Twins Keyontyli and Taleon Goffney have been arrested for allegedly breaking into area businesses by cutting rooftop holes to gain entry. Turns out, they were also just as skilled at breaking into their second, more respectable careers - as hardcore gay-porn stars.
The 25-year-old Goffney twins, both of New Jersey, were arrested Feb. 19. They were charged with breaking into Moon's Beauty Shop at 9th and Washington streets in South Philadelphia and the adjoining Wings and More, using only a handsaw and ax to get in through the roofs of the establishments. From the report: ... more -
BOB SAGET IS A DUMMY
COMEDIAN TALKS ABOUT THE OLSEN TWINS
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The Olsen Twins' Masks
The Brunettes wrote a song about Mary Kate and Ashley and have the masks to prove it. TheBrunettes.co.nz MySpace.com/TheBrunettes
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Mary Kate Olsen Speaks ON Heath Ledger
Finally--a statement about the death, but not about why the Misssuause called Mary Kate four times...
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PETA takes on the "Trollsens"
Famous fur-wearing celeb's, the Olsen twins, are suffering the wrath of PETA. The organization has started a website game that allows you to dress "Hairy-Kate" and "Trashley" with Choked Chinchilla hats and Dead Dog handbags. So much fun! Is PETA taking it too far with these mini Cruella De Vil's? Famous fur-wearing celeb's, the Olsen twins, are suffering the wrath of PETA. The organization has started a website game that allows ... more
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Buy The Olsen Twins - Again!
They're quirky as hell in real Life as far as their, ah, 'fashion' choices---but ain't no shame in my game: The Olsen Twins have a veddy, veddy dope sense of personal style. In my eyes they're fly girls and I wouldn't object at all if my girlfriend rocked 99.9% of what those two chicks do. They don't hoe themselves up and they also don't rock that whole 'My Stylist Dressed Me' tragically hip vibe that way too many starlets do. They're individuals---and I can mos def 'spect that, mon.
And yeah, while most are familiar with what Wal-Mart hawks rag-wise as far as 'clothing' bearing the imprint of the names of Da Twins the two entrepreneurial lassies have gone all gauche gauche and have a new upscale line of haberdashery out - The Row it's called. This is apparently some kinda promo for the line.
What's with the patchwork roadkill bedspread, though...? Davy Crockett meets sexyback...? They're quirky as hell in real Life as far as their, ah, 'fashion' choices---but ain't no shame in my game: The Olsen Twins have a ved... more -
Lance Armstrong dating Ashley Olsen!?
Their kid is destined to become the best bike messenger San Francisco has ever seen.
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Olsen Twins Prom
A hysterical mash-up of Olsen twins clips, made by the folks at DP Show
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