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YouTube - Undressing the 2008 International Best Dressed List
Vanity Fair recently released its 2008 International Best Dressed List, and special guest star Medavog joins forces with pop!talk to undress this year's selections in the premiere episode of our new series on 'MONEY'. Vanity Fair recently released its 2008 International Best Dressed List, and special guest star Medavog joins forces with pop!talk to u... more
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Bravo Catch Phrase Send Offs Report Card
Catch phrase send offs are typical components of all reality shows. Although we hate to admit it, the icon of bad taste himself, Donald Trump's "You're Fired!" is the gold standard. On the other hand, Kathy Hilton's send off "You're not on the list" in the mediocre I Want to Be a Hilton, does not even rate a bronze.
Since 2004, Bravo has been churning out reality shows a la Project Runway covering cooking, modeling, bitch slapping and hairstyling. And just when you thought Bravo was done exploiting the Project Runway format, comes the announcement of yet another reality show called American Artist hosted by Sarah Jessica Parker. The program will see budding painters and sculptors competing against each other in front of a panel of judges….Yes it sounds like an SNL parody to us too. We are praying for high drama fueled high jinx or the show may be a snooze. Also SJP better nail down a GREAT catch phrase for the send offs if she wants to score high marks from us. This is even a head scratcher for us. The best we can come up with is: "You're no Picasso, get out!" or “Go back to the drawing board.”
Anyway, while we're waiting, let's take a look at and rate some of Bravo's Reality TV send offs :
Project Runway, Grade: A+
"You're out"
Sometimes simple is the best solution. The way Heidi does it gives us chills. She is soooooo German.
Top Chef, Grade: A
"Please pack your knives and go."
We heart Padma. Any woman who enjoys eating but can still maintain her figure
(Paula Dean, please read this) scores high marks. Plus, she delivers the verdict with compassion.
Shear Genius, Grade: B+
"This was your final cut."
Looking like that at the age of 62, Jaclyn Smith can say and do anything. I can't take my eyes off her. What I like more than the way she delivers it is when she scolds the other contestants who are still in. Snip, snip!
Step It Up and Dance, Grade: C-
"The show is over. It's time for your last dance."
This two-sentence send off is a bit clunky. Plus it just seems a little too contrived to have Elizabeth Berkeley as the host of a reality dance program. Who knew being able to work a stripper pole qualified you as dance critic?
Make Me a Supermodel, Grade: D
"We cannot make you a supermodel"
Ugh.. Nikki Taylor's delivery is so wooden and Tyson, oi vey! Even though he is gorgeous, he should never be allowed to open his mouth.
Top Design, Grade: F
"See you later decorator"
Grown men shouldn't be allowed to say this especially if you are a renowned designer, Jonathan Adler. Every time he says it, I just cringe. I bet his hubby (who we do love, love, love) Simon Doonan coined that one. by Raoul Calleja with Dark Roots Catch phrase send offs are typical components of all reality shows. Although we hate to admit it, the icon of bad taste himself, Donal... more -
Sarah Jessica Parker lands Project Runway-esque Reality TV Show on Bravo!
The hourlong show has been described by the Elves team of Dan Cutforth and Jane Lipsitz as a "Project Runway"-style competition series that takes on the art world. Aspiring artists compete to produce various styles of artwork (painting, sculpting, etc.), which is then judged by a panel of experts. The network declined to comment.
No news on when this will air as of now.... The hourlong show has been described by the Elves team of Dan Cutforth and Jane Lipsitz as a "Project Runway"-style competit... more -
Sarah Jessica Parker looking fit on the field
We don't get to see enough of Sarah Jessica Parker not wearing vanguard dresses and outrageously fashionable outfits - so this picture above is surely worth posting. I wouldn't call it a "dressed down" Sarah ... We don't get to see enough of Sarah Jessica Parker not wearing vanguard dresses and outrageously fashionable outfits - so this pi... more
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Sarah Jessica Parker gets rid of her famous mole
That mole is not a beauty mark! It makes Sarah Jessica Parker look older and it’s distracting and it's a little uncomfortable to be looking at. I’m just surprised she didn’t get rid of it any sooner ...
Sarah Jessica Parker attended Tuesday night’s All-Star game, and hit the field beforehand for an announcement about cancer research. Parker has long had a trademark mole on her chin, which has been visible throughout her career. That mole is not a beauty mark! It makes Sarah Jessica Parker look older and it’s distracting and it's a little uncomfortable to ... more -
Sex and The City?
It was the highest opening ever for a Romantic Comedy...what do Current viewers (female and male) think of the TV show turned movie? Tell us what you think. It was the highest opening ever for a Romantic Comedy...what do Current viewers (female and male) think of the TV show turned movie? ... more
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Exclusive! Square Pegs Minisode
Before Sarah J was a fashionista she was a geek just like the rest of us (or well like me!)
Check out her first TV show, Square Pegs Before Sarah J was a fashionista she was a geek just like the rest of us (or well like me!) ... more -
Mr. Big vibrator: you too can have sex with Carrie Bradshaw's on/off boy toy
Sex And The City fans can now enjoy all the pleasures that Mr. Big has to offer. To celebrate the 10-year anniversary of the Rabbit's cameo appearance on the show, Love Honey, the Manolo Blahnik of sex toys, are offering a limited edition version of the vibrator that turned Charlotte into a recluse.
Tall, dark and handsome, the new vibrator is fashioned after Carrie Bradshaw's on/off boyfriend Mr. Big. What's so special about Mr. Big you may ask. Well the manufacturers tell us that he has "has extra-long rabbit ears, dozens of gyrating pearls and easy push-button controls." Though the new Sex And The City film doesn't promise that Carrie and her man will live happily ever after, like the gentleman he is, Mr. Big always delivers a happy ending.
http://www.dailymantra.com Sex And The City fans can now enjoy all the pleasures that Mr. Big has to offer. To celebrate the 10-year anniversary of the Rabbit�... more -
Finally, a Sarah Jessica Parker inspired sex doll
NY Post says you can now pick up a "Sarah Jessica Porkher" blow up doll for $20.
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Can you feel the Sex and the City?
It's here! It's here! The full length trailer for the highly anticipated "Sex and the City" movie due out this May!
What do you guys think? It's here! It's here! The full length trailer for the highly anticipated "Sex and the City" movie due out this M... more -
SJP spills some beans about SATC: The Movie
Attention Sex in The City Fans...Carrie Bradshaw aka Sarah Jessica Parker has some secrets to tell about the new movie! Check'emm out! Attention Sex in The City Fans...Carrie Bradshaw aka Sarah Jessica Parker has some secrets to tell about the new movie! Check'em... more
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SJP's thoughts on being one of the unsexiest women alive
Last month Maxim Magazine named Sarah Jessica Parker one of the unsexiest women alive. Here is what she had to say about it:
"What they don't know is that one day I'll wake up fat. But I'll still be happy, just like I am now. I believe in the old 'sticks and stones' philosophy, so frankly their words don't come close to hurting. And it does not bother me in the least if people don't think I'm sexy.
"I don't think I am, either."
Awesome! Last month Maxim Magazine named Sarah Jessica Parker one of the unsexiest women alive. Here is what she had to say about it: ... more -
5 Unsexiest Women Alive
Esquire did the most, Maxim turns it around and does the least. Way to keep the balance Maxim!
The list:
5. Britney Spears (at least she's not number one)
4. Madonna
3. Sandra Oh
2. Amy Winehouse
1. Sarah Jessica Parker
Who is on your list? Esquire did the most, Maxim turns it around and does the least. Way to keep the balance Maxim! The list: ... more
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