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WARNING: Satan is using Olympic volleyball to get young boys
Behind the locked doors of America's Christian bedrooms, young boys are getting swept up in a disturbing trend. "I had a frantic mother come to me the other day in tears," said Pastor Deacon Fred. "She told me that her son, Timothy, invited several of his friends over into his bedroom for private prayer and devotional scripture studies. What she told me next is enough to send shivers down the spine of every God fearing mother and father in our Christian Nation! Satan is in our midst, my friends! The Devil is using Olympics volleyball to lure young men into shedding their clothes, flopping around and falling off off their beds with him into the pit of iniquity.
> what can I say? It had a beach volleyball pic, lol. Behind the locked doors of America's Christian bedrooms, young boys are getting swept up in a disturbing trend. "I had a fra... more -
Burglar breaks into house to do laundry and flees in underwear
A burglar who broke into a woman’s home in order to do his laundry fled in his underpants after being disturbed half way through the wash.
The break-in was discovered after the woman returned home to find foreign clothes lying around her basement laundry room. Unaware that the intruder was still on the premises, the woman from Wichita, Kansas went upstairs to call her husband.
While she was on the phone, the burglar, dressed only in a pair of blue boxers, darted out of the basement, grabbed her purse, and fled. The woman ran after the intruder and managed to grab back bag her purse.
On returning to the basement, she found the man’s trousers and belt in her washing machine. Police believe the suspect, who is still on the run, broke in through the basement window after deciding that his clothes needed washing. A burglar who broke into a woman’s home in order to do his laundry fled in his underpants after being disturbed half way through the w... more -
What an ass.
Found this on Fleshbot...Love it http://fleshbot.com/5035454/what-an-ass
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Sun & Swim London 2008
Swimwear is presented at the 'Sun and Swim' trade show at The Olympia on July 28, 2008 in London, England.
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Carry your lardarse lady to safety! PlayStation launches "Fat Princess" ...
Apparently responding to female gamers' calls for more and better representation of women, Titan Studios/Sony has launched a new PlayStation game called "Fat Princess." I'm not kidding.
According to PlayStation, "Frantic and fun, Fat Princess pits two hordes of players against each other in comic medieval battle royale. Your goal is to rescue your beloved princess from the enemy dungeon. There’s a catch though: your adversary has been stuffing her with food to fatten her up and it’s going to take most of your army working together to carry her back across the battlefield."
Wow. This isn't even a joke. Sony has certainly got the wheels of publicity spinning - online debate and bitchery have begun in earnest, and it's certainly intense.
Some gaming bloggers are pleased - and surprised - by just how good the game is:
"With the title and logo the way it is, it may be hard to think of Fat Princess as a real hardcore title, but that's exactly what it is. Fights always end in bloody messes. After a massive battle, you'll see body parts and blood soaking the entirety of the floor. With its unique art style, high concept, and fun presentation, we can't wait to play Fat Princess when it debuts exclusively on the PSN later this year."
And from one eloquent and angry female gamer, this gem:
"Anyway, congrats on your awesome new game, Sony. I'm positively thrilled to see such unyielding dedication to creating a new generation of fat-hating, heteronormative assholes. It's not often I have the opportunity to congratulate a cutting-edge tech company on such splendiferous retrofuck jackholery. Way to go! The Fat Princess of Shakes Manor salutes you."
A moment's pause please, for 'splendiferous retrofuck jackholery'. Mmm, delicious.
So, "Fat Princess" - a harmless joke, a justified reaction to developments in the real world (where of course everyone is piling on the pounds, if moral panics are to be believed), or a shocking example of sexism, fattism, and just plain wrong-ism? Let the games begin... Apparently responding to female gamers' calls for more and better representation of women, Titan Studios/Sony has launched a new ... more -
Bloodthirsty thong
A 52 year old woman is suing Victoria's Secret over a defective thong. While trying on the under gament, a small decorative piece of metal flew off of the underwear and hit her in the eye, causing injuries that would affect her for the rest of her life.
Maybe the underwear was doing the woman a favor, because if you ask me, a 52 year old woman should NEVER EVER be seen in a thong. A 52 year old woman is suing Victoria's Secret over a defective thong. While trying on the under gament, a small decorative piec... more -
American Apparel selling sex toys?!
American Apparel, the t-shirt and clothing company well-known for its, um, amorous owner Dov Charney and its controversial advertisements (like the one at left), is getting into the pleasure business — that is, they’re officially selling the Hitachi Magic Wand (a back massager turned, uh, other massager), online and at stores nationwide. Will the Rabbit be available at The Gap next?!
Check out the entire post on The Frisky- click on link above. American Apparel, the t-shirt and clothing company well-known for its, um, amorous owner Dov Charney and its controversial advertiseme... more -
Move over Rockband/GH......It's time for Super Pii Pii Brothers!
First the japanese gave us the Walkman, electronic pets and badly dyed and orange hair on asians... You would think that they could not top these exports but lo and behold....Super Pii Pii Brothers!
Women can now experience what its like to be a man and why men seem to always drip on toilet seats. I forsee greater understanding from the fairer sex coming from this game...thank you Japan.
For a more accurate representation, women should play on a full bladder.
"The play mechanics are simple. Prepare yourself by strapping on the included belt harness and jacking in your Wiimote. A series of toilets are presented on screen and the challenge is to tilt your body to control a never-ending stream of pee. Get as much pee in the toilets as you can while spilling as little on the floor as possible. Sounds easy eh? Well the toilets open and close whack-a-mole style and occasionally the stray cat or other cute critter pops up. Spray a cat for extra points. Get too much pee on the ground and your game is over. With realistic fluid dynamics for the pee and over 100 different bathrooms from bars and palaces to automatic Japanese style toilets you'll be entertained for hours. And wait until your friends see the multi-player mode with dueling pee streams..." First the japanese gave us the Walkman, electronic pets and badly dyed and orange hair on asians... You would think that they could n... more -
Nigella Lawson's bum banned from US TV
American TV chiefs are worried about TV cook Nigella Lawson’s famous curves expanding, it has been claimed. Directors at The Food Network have even been trying not to show Lawson’s voluptuous rear end, the New York Post claims. American TV chiefs are worried about TV cook Nigella Lawson’s famous curves expanding, it has been claimed. Directors at The Food Netw... more
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The Blue M&M gets bitch slapped by The Naked Cowboy
New York City street performer "The Naked Cowboy" is suing Mars Inc. for $6 million over the use of his trademark look -- white underwear, cowboy boots and a hat -- by a blue M&M candy on a Times Square billboard.
For nearly a decade, Robert Burck has been a fixture in Times Square, where he strums a guitar on a street corner while dressed in his skimpy signature costume.
In a lawsuit filed this week in Manhattan federal court, Burck said that two oversized Times Square billboards that promote M&Ms used his look without compensating him.
The billboards feature a scantily clad blue M&M with a guitar alongside views of New York including street scenes and the Statue of Liberty. New York City street performer "The Naked Cowboy" is suing Mars Inc. for $6 million over the use of his trademark look -- wh... more -
General Butt Naked confesses to 20,000 killings
A former warlord who goes by the name Gen. Butt Naked has confessed to the deaths of over 20,000 people at the hands of his men during Liberia's civil war.
He made the claims to the country's post-conflict reconciliation commission and spoke of his relief at finally being able to admit to it, saying, "I have been looking for an opportunity to tell the true story about my life and every time I tell people my story, I feel relieved."
The former General, whose real name is Milton Blayee, returned from exile in Ghana, where he's now an evangelical Christian preacher, to face the music last week. During the 14 year on-off civil war which ended in 2003, the General and his nude gunmen tormented villages and sacrificed children, before eating their hearts.
In other news, there's a General Butt Naked. A former warlord who goes by the name Gen. Butt Naked has confessed to the deaths of over 20,000 people at the hands of his men during... more -
The Naked Cowboy Makes More Money Than You
Who would've thought stripping down to your BVD's and playing guitar in Times Square would net you $1,000 a day! This mind blowing list reveals how much some street performers really make in a day.
Makes me want to paint myself silver and do the robot outside of Pier 39. Who would've thought stripping down to your BVD's and playing guitar in Times Square would net you $1,000 a day! This mind ... more -
Fat Ass Airbag
This revolutionary airbag is designed to stop peoples necks from breaking when their heads slam into an airbag, slide off, and hit the drivers window. You can now take comfort in the knowledge that your head will be cushioned by what are to all intents and purposes giant inflatable bum cheeks.
The connotations to be taken from the white nitrogen gas that escapes from the big fat arse as your head slams into it leaves a great deal to the imagination but I'm sure you can see what I'm poking at.
But hey, if bums save lives then get every car loaded up. People will be crashing left right and center for the hell of it. This revolutionary airbag is designed to stop peoples necks from breaking when their heads slam into an airbag, slide off, and hit the... more -
Man Puts Out Fire With Aunt's XL Undies
Somewhere, Sir-Mix-A-Lot is smiling like a proud papa!
From baggy briefs to the ultimate hotpants: A British woman's underwear saved the day by doubling as an emergency fire blanket when her kitchen caught fire.
John Marsey and his cousin Darren Lines were frying bread in Jenny Marsey's kitchen in Hartlepool, northeast England, on Sunday when their meal caught fire.
Lines grabbed the nearest thing from a pile of laundry to put it out: his aunt's billowing, powder blue, size XL underpants.
(Note: sorry to disappoint, but the pic is not the actual guy or the actual drawers.) Somewhere, Sir-Mix-A-Lot is smiling like a proud papa! ... more -
The Washlet Makes Your Bum Happy!
Do you want a 21st Century toilet experience? Toto, not the sweet 70's soft rock band, has developed a new toilet seat that uses "clear, clean water and a bunch of nifty technology" to make you feel cleaner and they claim happier! Geeze I had no idea my bum was the key to my happiness. Hey WAIT! I didn't mean it that way! No, you guys.... Oh and this website is really classic stuff... Do you want a 21st Century toilet experience? Toto, not the sweet 70's soft rock band, has developed a new toilet seat that uses ... more
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Worlds Best Gadunk Gadunk (booty) Award
Two winners are awarded the hotly-contested title of the "world's most beautiful bottom".
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Mother sent stripper to schoolboy's classroom as birthday treat
Most parents like to pull out all the stops to make a child's 16th birthday as memorable as possible. But having a female stripper surprise your son in front of his teacher in class would not feature on many wish-lists.
Yet that's what happened when one woman booked a special performer for her son's big day. Most parents like to pull out all the stops to make a child's 16th birthday as memorable as possible. But having a female strippe... more -
Being fat is still unhealthy, experts warn
Being overweight may not kill you, but it could lead to obesity, U.S. health experts cautioned on Wednesday in response to research suggesting that being a bit heavy does not raise the risk of death. A study published in the Journal of the American Medical Association found that being overweight did not increase the risk of dying from heart disease and cancer. Being overweight may not kill you, but it could lead to obesity, U.S. health experts cautioned on Wednesday in response to research su... more
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From the "No Duh" Department
Jessica Alba, the film actress, has the ultimate sexy strut, according to a team of Cambridge mathematicians. The academics found that it is the ratio between hips and waist that puts the sway into a woman's walk - and the nearer that ratio is to 0.7, the better. This was an actual case study?! Wow...just...wow. I could've told you that and I hate math. Jessica Alba, the film actress, has the ultimate sexy strut, according to a team of Cambridge mathematicians. The academics found tha... more
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