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    • Best geek tattoos

      I think my favorite is Geek4Life in old English. Old English makes everything gangsta.

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    • I tatuaggi più stravaganti della rete (per veri Geek / Nerd)

      Abbiamo raccolto per voi da Flickr i tatuaggi più geek e stravaganti della rete.

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    • Give yourself elf ears

      Why? To prove how much you really loved Lord of The Rings. A real fan had this done months ago. You don't want to be a poser do you? Why? To prove how much you really loved Lord of The Rings. A real fan had this done months ago. You don't want to be a poser do y... more

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    • SCI-FI SONGS, the most original and exciting music release in 2008

      JASON SERENO IS PROUD TO ANNOUNCE THE RELEASE OF SCI-FI SONGS, AN OUT-OF-THIS WORLD DIGITAL MIXTAPE FEATURING FOUR SONGS WITH SCIENCE-FICTION THEMES.

      Los Angeles, Calif. - July 1st, 2008 - Singer/Songwriter Jason Sereno has released a concept album that is truly out of this world. SCI-FI SONGS, landing July 1st, 2008 at JasonSereno.com, is a digital mixtape with science-fiction-styled music tied together through a common narrative, inspired by unsuccessful rock operas of 1970s.

      Sereno, an acoustically-minded musician with a background in comedy and vaudeville-like performances, thought of the concept after a night of binge drinking.

      "I was walking to the bathroom at about 3AM," Sereno hastily recounted. "I couldn't even see straight but this idea popped in my head, so I ran back in the bedroom and asked one of the girls to write it down for me. Thankfully Sharon - or maybe Brenda - listened. For once."

      Sereno also enjoys multiple partners in the recording studio, which is why he enlisted the help of longtime friend and fellow axe-wielder T-Dogg for the SCI-FI songwriting process.

      "T-Dogg was crucial in the creation of the storylines and lyrics for SCI-FI SONGS," Sereno begrudgingly admitted. "He was the one who suggested we utilize the guitar as the focal point for the album instead of synths and drum machines. Too bad he won't see a dime from the record sales because nothing in our agreement was ever in writing. Dumbass."

      Rounding out the group is Cremer, Hollywood 's premier voiceover actor and narrator of the album.

      "Cremer's talent is truly unmatched," Sereno fondly recalled. "He added so much to the project that I couldn't imagine SCI-FI SONGS without him, but he won't be receiving any monetary compensation either. Once again - nothing in writing. Duh."

      SCI-FI SONGS consists of:

      RocketShip Guitar: A boy receives a guitar from his birthday but when he plugs in the instrument it transforms into a rocketship that takes him on an intergalactic journey.

      Dimensions: The party started in the first dimension. But things get weirder… er.

      TimeTraveler Love Song: A time traveler finds the love us his life… but when he travels back to meet the woman of his dreams he can only speak in Spanglish - an unfortunate side-effect of time travel.

      CarPlanes: In the future… there are no cars. There are no planes. There are only CarPlanes.

      Cremer's Promos: An incredible assortment of inappropriate radio commercials (bonus track).

      Although the recordings are meant to be heard sequentially - at least the first time - Sereno insists every tune is exceptional in its own right because of the combinations of style, substance and tone within each track.

      "I’m really friggin' proud of the music we've put together," Sereno boasted. "We have full-on guitar solos, insane effects, gripping lyrics, influences from rock, punk, hip-hop and latin styles, as well as a complete storyline that is far more epic and moving than any post-apocalyptic Kevin Costner film."

      Sereno is confident that the SCI-FI SONGS team's hard work will pay off - at least for him - because the album speaks to an untapped audience in today's music market.

      "No longer will the nerds of the world be forced to stay home on Friday night to watch reruns of Battlestar Galactica," Sereno proclaimed. "They now have a voice. They have a rhythm in their hearts. They have SCI-FI SONGS."
      JASON SERENO IS PROUD TO ANNOUNCE THE RELEASE OF SCI-FI SONGS, AN OUT-OF-THIS WORLD DIGITAL MIXTAPE FEATURING FOUR SONGS WITH SCIENCE-... more

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    • Zombies creator OK with being "the jackass" on Facebook

      Blake Commagere created the all the widgets you hate most on Facebook — the Zombies, Werewolves, Vampires and Slayers...

      You'd think Blake would hide from publicity given his monstrous creations, but no... saying how "totally wrong" people are who (like us) say that Facebook apps should be useful instead of annoying:

      "For people to say that only utility apps are going to rule on Facebook –- anyone under that impression is totally wrong. Because utility is boring. Looking for a job? Who gets excited about that? And who does it every weekend?..."

      Blake would have a point if Zombies, Werewolves, Vampires and Slayers were anywhere near as fun as Hollywood or traditional videogames. But they aren't. They're more like spitting on the wall at the same times as your friend and seeing who's loogey reaches the ground first...

      Our suspicion? That Commagere knows this and has intentionally created the most annoying things on the Internet since HampsterDance.com as some sort of Faustian deal with the devil. He even hinted at this in his interview:

      "If I’m going to get remembered as 'you're the jackass that did that the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen,' I’ll still take that over falling into obscurity."
      Blake Commagere created the all the widgets you hate most on Facebook — the Zombies, Werewolves, Vampires and Slayers... ... more

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      1 month ago
    • You Can't Do This To YOUR Computer

      See the new Toughbook face the water test.

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    • xkcd - Road Rage

      Using WiFi to scare the bad driver behind you? Classic.

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      15 days ago
    • MC Frontalot- I Heart Fags

      Nerdcore godfather MC Frontalot's old song about gays.

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      1 month ago
    • Goosh.org: Google per veri nerd

      Goosh è un progetto sviluppato con le API di Google in grado di riprodurre il famoso motore di ricerca attraverso linee di codice. Attenzione: è nerd addictect! Goosh è un progetto sviluppato con le API di Google in grado di riprodurre il famoso motore di ricerca attraverso linee di codice. Att... more

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      2 months ago
    • Bejeweled nerd marriage

      A US man has pulled the nerdiest wedding proposal ever, by reprogramming a copy of the the video game Bejeweled, so when his lady hit a certain score, a digital pink sapphire ring appeared on the screen with a proposal.

      The man unsurprisingly works as a programmer of financial software, and claimed he spent about a month reprogramming the game.

      He presented the game to a surprised Li, who played until she hit the score and then accepted his proposal. Speaking about the idea, his fiance said "He set a pretty low score. He had all his bases covered."

      Rumours of his programming spread to the game's developers, but Instead of being angry that he had hacked into their game, company officials were so impressed they offered to pay for part of the wedding.

      Winner!
      A US man has pulled the nerdiest wedding proposal ever, by reprogramming a copy of the the video game Bejeweled, so when his lady hit ... more

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      1 month ago
    • I love SuperNews!

      Hello, I am a HUGE fan of the show/pod SuperNews on Current TV/current.com and I would like to post my thoughts here as well as engage others to show their love for SuperNews! Hello, I am a HUGE fan of the show/pod SuperNews on Current TV/current.com and I would like to post my thoughts here as well as engage... more

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      18 days ago
    • INN: ITSNONAME

      Attract your geeky counterpart.

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      1 month ago
    • 1-900-NERD-GIRL

      We know what you want - hot girls that don't exist that you couldn't get anyway.

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      14 days ago
    • Kanye West Reveals "Glow in the Dark" Tour Dates

      Tron-ye West over there has some news for you, so listen up y'all. The venetian shades-rocking rapper and Grammy-getter has revealed a bunch of dates for his forthcoming, previously reported Glow in the Dark tour.

      Kanye by himself is a treat enough, but this jaunt also packs in a near-flawless support bill that includes Lupe Fiasco, N.E.R.D., and Rihanna. The itinerary available as of this moment begins April 16 in Seattle and wraps up May 30 in Calgary, with plenty of conspicuous gaps in between. A stop at Bonnaroo will follow for Kanye (and Lupe too).
      Tron-ye West over there has some news for you, so listen up y'all. The venetian shades-rocking rapper and Grammy-getter has revea... more

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      14 hours ago
    • Roleplaying

      An inquisitive, playful and sympathetic look into that most essential of personality types, the nerd proper, and a game that binds a group of them together. An inquisitive, playful and sympathetic look into that most essential of personality types, the nerd proper, and a game that binds a g... more

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    • Oh man...

      Insert snark here.

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    • Man Sells Massive Star Wars Toy Collection

      Some guy who let his collecting addiction get the best of him is finally selling it all. Included in the auction are over 1,160 modern Star Wars figures, a bunch of vintage ones, and some randoms from other movies. The starting bid is $25,450 and there’s a "Buy-It-Now" price set at $34,500. However there is only one day left and not a single bid. Probably because people are smart and don't want $25,000 worth of modern Star Wars figures. The seller himself admits "This is a big step I'm taking in order to move on and accomplish a new plan I have for my future." No shit it is. Apparently Plan A - 'Live a life of celibacy in your aunt's attic with a massive Star Wars collection' finally lost its luster. Go figure. Some guy who let his collecting addiction get the best of him is finally selling it all. Included in the auction are over 1,160 modern... more

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      14 hours ago
    • Greatest Halftime Show on Earth

      I have never taken much stock in marching bands. But this display of nerd cred has made the Cal Marching Band seem... Cool.

      Remember all your favorite gaming hits, such as:
      Mortal Kombat
      Pokemon
      The Legend of Zelda
      Mario Bros. Theme
      Mario Underground Theme
      Super Mario Theme
      Mario Water Theme
      Mario "Hurry Your Ass Up" Theme
      and Much Much More!
      I have never taken much stock in marching bands. But this display of nerd cred has made the Cal Marching Band seem... Cool. ... more

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      30 days ago
    • DIY Stabilizer

      Pics on how to make your own :)

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      1 day ago
    • Commenter Keyboard

      Dear Bill Gates,

      Here's a model I came up with for your next generation keyboards.

      Sincerely Yours,
      Jason Michaels
      (hit pic to see all the pictures)
      Dear Bill Gates, Here's a model I came up with for your next generation keyboards. Sincerely Yours, Jason Michaels ... more

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      7 months ago
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