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Chess Boxing - the new sport for brainy bullies
Do you love to beat the crap out of people with your fists? Do you also love to take on your opponents in intellectual challenges? Are you more than just a bruiser? Are you a nerd who can whoop some serious booty? Well, chess boxing is for you!
The new sport is simply what its name implies. You box for a round, then you play chess for a round. Then you box again. Then more chess. Then more boxing. Followed by more chess.
Knock your opponent out and you win. Take your opponent's king and you win. Finally, a chance for the bullies and nerds to get along! Do you love to beat the crap out of people with your fists? Do you also love to take on your opponents in intellectual challenges? A... more -
Lil Jon Gets into Winemaking
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAHHHHH!!!!
Lil Jon has moved on up from Crunk!! juice (an energy drink) and is now making his own wine! The new venture is called Little Jonathon Winery and is actually headed up not by Lil Jon but instead by winemaker Alison Crowe.
A rapping winemaker...awesome! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAHHHHH!!!! ... more -
Half of UK Men Would Swap Sex for 50 inch TV
Would u? I sure wouldn't. Then again I've already got a 42 inch TV so I guess that extra inches might not mean as much to me.
Only one-third of women surveyed would give up sex for a TV. Would u? I sure wouldn't. Then again I've already got a 42 inch TV so I guess that extra inches might not mean as much to me. ... more -
Conan, Stewart and Colbert's 'feud' erupts
Did you notice how well Mike Huckabee did last nite? Well, turns out a few different people are all claiming credit for his success. And apparently it's gotten ugly.
Conan O'Brien, Stephen Colbert, and Jon Stewart went at it in a three-round bout on Monday nite, jumping from The Daily Show to The Colbert Report to Late Night in a mock feud over who was responsible for Huckabee's success.
This and other great things to come from the lack of writers! Did you notice how well Mike Huckabee did last nite? Well, turns out a few different people are all claiming credit for his success. ... more -
The Scrabulous Song - Swappy Swappy
For all you Scrabulous lovers out there, check out the song! I don't have all the details on where it came from, but aren't they already facing some IP infringement issues? Either way, it's pretty brilliant and hilarious.
Most importantly, it makes me want to play Scrabulous, swappy swappy!!!
If you ain't got no vowels take your broke back home! For all you Scrabulous lovers out there, check out the song! I don't have all the details on where it came from, but aren't they alre... more -
Farmer Hides Castle From Building Inspectors
How does one hide a castle, you ask? With bales of hay, duh!
A farmer built an entire mock castle behind a screen of hay bales and lived there concealed for four years to evade planning regulations, officials said on Friday -- but it may be torn down anyway.
Robert Fidler hopes to take advantage of a provision of planning law that allows buildings without planning permission to be declared legal if no objections have been made after four years
But Reigate and Banstead Borough Council in Surrey is not impressed. How does one hide a castle, you ask? With bales of hay, duh! ... more -
Rock star alter egos are growing in numbers
People be getting wicked serious about their Rock Band! It's like a Battle of the Rock Band Bands. I wonder if the pro-gaming circuit will start having competitions for boat loads of cash. if so, who wants to join my "Rock Band"?
From the article...
Bar nights devoted to music games are popping up from Brooklyn to the Bay Area. "Guitar Hero" Night at the Living Room Lounge brought in 60 people on Sunday nights, estimates Darce Grillo, the bartender's son; with "Rock Band," it's about 80.
Arshan Sadri, a restaurant worker, slips into a showbiz alter ego as soon as he straps on the stringless guitar replica, urging three strangers to join hands and yell, "Let's go, band!"
"You're forming a fake band -- that's what you do," says Sadri, calling the game "the best part of karaoke, adding in a drummer and guitars." People be getting wicked serious about their Rock Band! It's like a Battle of the Rock Band Bands. I wonder if the pro-gaming circui... more -
NBA Calls for Do-Over in Hawks-Heat Games
Awww...it's like being a kid all over again. Do over!
"The Atlanta Hawks and Miami Heat must replay the final 51.9 seconds of their game last month because the NBA said the official scorer ruled incorrectly that Shaquille O'Neal fouled out. This will be the first time since 1982 the league has sent teams back on the court for a replay.
The Hawks won 117-111 at home in overtime Dec. 19. The NBA said Friday the replay will be held before the teams' next scheduled game ? March 8 in Atlanta. Play will start from the time after O'Neal's disputed sixth foul." Awww...it's like being a kid all over again. Do over! ... more -
Michael Shumacher may be Germany's Fastest Taxi Driver
"Michael Schumacher may well be the fastest taxi driver in Germany after the seven-times world champion shocked a cab driver by taking over the wheel in order to be on time for a flight.
Schumacher, 38, flew into the aerodrome at the Bavarian town of Coburg on Saturday and took a taxi to the village of Gehuelz, 30 kilometres away, to pick up a new puppy - an Australian Shepherd dog called "Ed".
But when the former Formula One ace, plus his wife and two children, caught a taxi back to the airport they were short on time and, after a polite request, cab driver Tuncer Yilmaz watched in wonder as Schumacher took the wheel."
That musta been a cool experience for the cabbie. I've always wondered if race car drivers make for awesome regular car drivers, especially with traffic and what not. "Michael Schumacher may well be the fastest taxi driver in Germany after the seven-times world champion shocked a cab driver by taking... more -
Worlds Best Gadunk Gadunk (booty) Award
Two winners are awarded the hotly-contested title of the "world's most beautiful bottom".
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No Driver, No Problem as Robot Cars Finish Race
"Cars sprouting whirling lasers on top, moving cameras on the sides, and banks of computers inside sped through the streets of a California desert ghost town on Saturday in a robot race -- no drivers needed.
Spectators gasped as cars with empty driver's seats pulled out of the starting blocks, steering wheels turning on their own, and headed into the neighborhood streets of a deserted air force base."
Can I get one of these cars and can it drive me to work so I can sleep during that 30-40 minute commute? "Cars sprouting whirling lasers on top, moving cameras on the sides, and banks of computers inside sped through the streets of a Calif... more -
Boy's "Privy Prop" keeps the lid on!
Now, a way for guys to keep the ladies happy! No more falling into toilet in the middle of the nite for the women!
"Jake Wulf wants to keep the lid on it. The 9-year-old boy flushed out a plan for a foot-activated toilet seat lifter that is called the "Privy Prop," designed to lower and raise the toilet seat.
While her son, who is in the school's Talented and Gifted program, manages assignments with ease, he has one weak spot: remembering to lower the seat after he's done, Beth Wulf said."
"flushed out a plan" - what a terrible pun! Now, a way for guys to keep the ladies happy! No more falling into toilet in the middle of the nite for the women! ... more -
Best Bottoms from Balkans!!!
So, the world's nicest boohootays come from Bulgaria and Romania apparently.. Who knew? And how does one get to be a judge for such a competition?
"A Bulgarian woman and a Romanian man have the world's best-looking bottoms, according to the jury of a backside beauty contest sponsored by a lingerie firm, a company spokeswoman said Thursday.
Beyond a 10,000-euro (14,400-dollar) cash prize, Kristina Dimitrova, 19, and 24-year-old Andrei Andrei each won a modeling contract for the company's next international advertising campaign as well as a year-long insurance policy for their rear ends in case of injury."
Insurance for the booty? AWESOME! So, the world's nicest boohootays come from Bulgaria and Romania apparently.. Who knew? And how does one get to be a judge for such a... more -
REEEEEEEEEDONKULOUS!!!!!!
wow...this has to be one of the craziest endings to a football game i've ever seen. amazing.
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That's the Spirit: Belief in Ghosts High
Do u believe in ghosts?
"Those things that go bump in the night? About one-third of people believe they could be ghosts.
And nearly one out of four, 23 percent, say they've actually seen a ghost or felt its presence, finds a pre-Halloween poll by The Associated Press and Ipsos." Do u believe in ghosts? "Those things that go bump in the night? About one-third of people believe they could be ghosts. ... more -
Star Wars' Yoda Gets his own Stamp
"Buy these stamps, you will."
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Can Crushing Boobs!
"An Australian barmaid has been fined for crushing beer cans between her bare breasts while an off-duty colleague has been fined for hanging spoons from her friend's nipples, police said Wednesday."
That's a seriously active set of breasts. I mean, crushing beer cans? Dang. "An Australian barmaid has been fined for crushing beer cans between her bare breasts while an off-duty colleague has been fined for h... more
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