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Turkish Rambo
This clip is worth watching just for the way the rocket falls of the end of the launcher. Go Turkish Rambo!
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THE SITES ARE BACK!
Dear current,
As I have gotten no response to my last letter, I am now writing you a followup letter. This one is going to be as good as the last one, jus wait and see, but it's probably going to have a lot of spelling errors. Actually it won't because my sites are down so I'm writing this on word instead of in an email. You guys need to check out the Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job because it is hilarious. You should definitely show clips of that show instead of the stupid Rambo series. I know that Rambo has a political message behind it but that shit just isn't funny or clever or even original. Honestly I really think it's the worst pod you guys show regularly. The nocturnal transmission idea was interesting, but it really didn't hold my attention. I did like that it was actually night time though. My roommates and I don't believe that the stratus sphere or whatever is a real place, we're pretty sure it's just a couple rooms and a backdrop. But who knows whats real and what isn't. Drugs fuck your mind up. Speaking of, the pod about medicinal marijuana was pretty amazing but it made me feel pretty anxious about the fact that we only smoke shitty weed. Not shitty but certainly not medicinal. I've been paying a lot of attention lately to the way you guys organize the pods you show and I think I've got it figured out. Random and Riveting is a pretty good segment, and You Found Us just seems so warm and comforting. We wonder how you guys want the viewers to watch current. I mean obviously you want a lot of viewers all of the time, but I don't think most people watch current the way we do. When we first found this channel, we didn't change the channel for at least a month. But you guys have added the new at 11 or whatever so I guess you are expecting regular viewers. Its 4:13 in the morning right now, which means that I am 7 minutes away from when I finished my letter last time. Shit is pretty weird right now. Things are always weird when I write to you guys. You know, I don't really like the pod about avoiding credit card debt, but I think it's a good thing that you guys show it. Most people are stupid and will get like a million dollars in credit card debt. I do like that you guys don't shove abstinence shit down our throats though. There is a commercial that is funded by or promoting like, Coalition for Amazing Robot-like Families or some shit, and its all like abstinence is the way to go, and it makes me want to go out and have unprotected sex with strangers. In fact, that commercial makes me so angry that it almost prompted me to do just that, but I didn't. I left before it got that far. don't ever show that commercial ever, please.Alright so this letter really has no actual feedback for you guys, so I'm sorry for that, but you guys didn't answer my last letter, and I told you guys I would keep writing if you didn't answer. So please answer this time. It's nice to know that there is a real world out there.
from the bottom of my heart,
Meghan Reints
PS. We still love joe and you still shouldn't censor him.
WE DEMAND JOE MARATHON OR AT LEAST HALF HOUR.
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After being asked the best way to persuade a lady to go out with them, Sylvester, still apparently 'in-character' said "Basically, just tell her if you don't go out with me I'm going to find the thing you love the most and eat it, whether it be your dog or your bird!"
So, there you have it. Try some threatening behaviour a la Sylvester Stallone...
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The race is on to stop Osama from blowing up the moon. Will Rambo make it in time to stop Osama and his crew from carrying out this atrocious crime? Find out in the third and final episode of this epic action drama. The race is on to stop Osama from blowing up the moon. Will Rambo make it in time to stop Osama and his crew from carrying out this at... more
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In search of an ethical action movie
John J. Rambo is back, and this time he’s taking on the brutal military
dictatorship of Myanmar. Is this ushering in the age of the ‘ethical’ action
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People in Burma are risking jail to see Rambo take on the junta
Rambo is a badass, even in Burma. And people are risking prison to see him. Despite efforts by the Burmese authorities to ban the full version of Rambo 4, in which he rescues missionaries from the clutches of the military, reports are saying that there is an underground trade of DVDs of the downloaded version. So what's the big deal? Well, Rambo's 4th adventure was shot along the Thai-Burmese border and features him coming out of ass-kicking retirement to rescue Christian missionaries taken hostage by authorities while giving supplies to the ethnic Karen -- the longtime victims of clashes and attacks by the government troops. But it's not real... so why would they want to ban it?
"While political activists both inside and outside of Burma have celebrated the film for revealing the brutality of the junta, the Rangoon resident said that many people were confused as to whether the film was fictional or portrayed genuine events." Rambo is a badass, even in Burma. And people are risking prison to see him. Despite efforts by the Burmese authorities to ban the full... more -
New Rambo film: 2.59 people killed per minute
Newsflash: Sly goes on one more giant killing spree in the upcoming Rambo. 'LA Times writer John Mueller has put together an impressive kill chart looking at all of the kills, deaths, and other bizarre stats from the four Rambo movies (at the link). I'm not sure how to respond to this chart: is it good, is it bad? Do more deaths in this latest Rambo movie mean it will be better? Either way, you need to see this kill chart'. Ew. Newsflash: Sly goes on one more giant killing spree in the upcoming Rambo. 'LA Times writer John Mueller has put together an impress... more
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"Rambo vs. Terror" Pt. 2
The saga continues as Rambo heads to Washington D.C. to get some answers. Meanwhile Osama bin Laden and his cohorts race to build a rocket to send to the moon. Will Rambo make it in time? Find out in this episode. The saga continues as Rambo heads to Washington D.C. to get some answers. Meanwhile Osama bin Laden and his cohorts race to build a ro... more
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Rambo Receives 5/5 Stars From Punk Kid
This video has a twist ending worthy of M. Night Shyamalan.
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5 Most Ill-Conceived Action Figures
Check out the open air 1-seater Rambo jet with real-life wind-burn action! Yeah!
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"Rambo vs. Terror" Pt. 1
Rambo is back and ready to kick some serious butt. With Osama Bin Laden still at large, Sly Stallone teams up with Blackwater USA to fight the war on Terror. Rambo is back and ready to kick some serious butt. With Osama Bin Laden still at large, Sly Stallone teams up with Blackwater USA to f... more
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Rambo, 20 Years Later
After the return of Rocky Balboa failed to "stay conscious in the ring," Stallone is bringing back the 80s badass bloodthirsty John Rambo. I never saw Rocky Balboa, but I didn't hear great things. I do think that Rambo, however, will be a fun time in the theater.
What do you think? After the return of Rocky Balboa failed to "stay conscious in the ring," Stallone is bringing back the 80s badass bloodthirsty John Ra... more -
Rambo's Overkill Return
did you think it was over? apparently not! Rambo returns in '08 with a thirst for blood, gore, explosions, and any other "MANly-ness" you can think of. this is just a taste of what's to come. did you think it was over? apparently not! Rambo returns in '08 with a thirst for blood, gore, explosions, and any other "MANly-ness" ... more
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Turkish Rambo?
We're working on a Rambo themed SuperNews episode and I came upon this video in my research. The camera work, acting and special effects are almost as good as my old cable access show I had when I was 19. Awesome. We're working on a Rambo themed SuperNews episode and I came upon this video in my research. The camera work, acting and special effec... more
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