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    • Do Boobs Float?

      Yes, Spike TV's Manswers is an entire show built around man questions like this.

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    • "The World's Longest Fart"

      This weeks fart is boasted to be "The World's Longest Fart" and it might be just that. A few squeaks and chirps aside, this is a legitimate thirty-second fart. On a solid football Sunday I've had some five-second farts, but this is just insane. Unless you want to count my death fart from a few months ago that made my friend Brian run onto my front porch and dry heave. This weeks fart is boasted to be "The World's Longest Fart" and it might be just that. A few squeaks and chirps aside, ... more

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      5 hours ago
    • Subtle Butt?

      Neutralize your farts with subtle butt. Huh? What? HMMM...watch and see.

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    • Kangaroo Farts!

      According to scientists, Kangaroo farts are fighting global warming.
      Thanks to a special bacteria in their stomachs, kangaroos do not emit harmful methane gas when they let off a stinker.

      Here are the facts:

      A kangaroo is a marsupial

      Tehre are some 63 living species of Kangaroo. Including the Red Kangaroo, the Antilopine Kangaroo, and the Eastern and Western Grey Kangaroo wallabies, tree-kangaroos, wallaroos, pademelons and the Quokka

      Kangaroos are endemic to the continent of Australia, are found in Australia and New Guinea.

      The kangaroo is an Australian icon: it is featured on the Australian coat of arms on some of its currency and is used by many Australian organisations,

      Kangaroos live in groups called mobs.

      Young kangaroos sometimes box playfully to pass the time. Adult males box to determine dominance, with the strongest male becoming the head of the mob.

      They are not farmed to any extent, but wild kangaroos are shot for meat and fur,

      While running at speeds of about 12 mph, these kangaroos are able to reach 35 mph in short bursts.

      Kangaroos can be the size of a rat or as tall as a man.

      Bucks (male kangaroos) "kickbox" in order to win mates. Two male rivals clasp arms and attempt to kick each other in the belly. They are able to stand on their tail while using both hind legs to kick

      A female is called a doe, flyer, jill, or roo;

      A male kangaroo is called a buck, boomer, jack, or old man


      The western gray kangaroo Macropus fuliginosus buck has been nicknamed "the stinker" because it smells like curry! 


      Kangaroos cannot walk backwards!

      A mother kangaroo can produce milk of two different types to feed two different babies (joeys) at the same time: a joey that has emerged from the pouch but is still nursing and a newborn!

      Females have one baby at a time, which at birth is smaller than a cherry.
      According to scientists, Kangaroo farts are fighting global warming. ... more

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      8 days ago
    • Kangaroo Farts Could Help Global Warming!

      "Australian scientists are trying to give kangaroo-style stomachs to cattle and sheep in a bid to cut the emission of greenhouse gases blamed for global warming, researchers say.

      Thanks to special bacteria in their stomachs, kangaroo flatulence contains no methane and scientists want to transfer that bacteria to cattle and sheep who emit large quantities of the harmful gas.

      While the usual image of greenhouse gas pollution is a billowing smokestack pushing out carbon dioxide, livestock passing wind contribute a surprisingly high percentage of total emissions in some countries."

      Really? There's no better way to stop global warming? Haha.
      "Australian scientists are trying to give kangaroo-style stomachs to cattle and sheep in a bid to cut the emission of greenhouse ... more

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      11 hours ago
    • Pretty Girls, Farting.

      This an interview with Peteuse, a pretty YouTuber who farts on camera.

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