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Kelvin Crotch.

Kelvin Crotch: (or K.C. as he likes to call himself) The man that put the K.C. into sexy! Or Se-K.C. It depends how you say it

Kelvin Crotch is everything you never want to be. A borderline simpleton who thinks he's an intellectual genius, a man of the people who nobody likes, least of all his own mother. Kelvin is a ginger virgin, yet sees himself as a strawberry blonde casanova who hasn't found the right girl,yet He hasn't even found the wrong girl yet.

Enjoy his musings on his life,his city and politics. Enjoy the abuse he gets from people in the street. Enjoy the abuse he gets from strangers on youtube. Enjoy and be thankful that you are not him. Kelvin Crotch: (or K.C. as he likes to call himself) The man that put the K.C. into sexy! Or Se-K.C. It depends how you say it ... more

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